Choose to be a scumbag in Conan

"orchid?"

Lin Yi didn't have much experience in dealing with Bingjiao, only one Yoko Okino.

Therefore, he didn't know what to do, so he tried to communicate with the other party.

"What's wrong with you?" Lin Yi tried his best to make his voice sound softer.

"I think...I should do something now."

Xiaolan smashed the can in her hand, and then threw it away, only to see the can draw a beautiful arc in the air, and finally landed in the trash can.

"What... do something?"

Lin Yi vaguely felt the murderous aura from Xiao Lan's body, and he slowly put down the plastic bag.

"Because Yi, you are so popular."

Xiaolan took two steps towards Lin Yi, complaining with a face: "Look, even when you go to a park, someone will chat up with you, or even give you your mobile phone number."

"I... I didn't mean it." Lin Yi stepped back and said, "It's none of my business... As you can see, I just gave her a hand, and she took the initiative to approach me. It happened. I don't want to do that either."

"I know it's not your fault."

Xiao Lan quickened her pace and said, "But, who made you so popular with girls?"

Lin Yi's step back was also quicker: "Then you can't blame me, can you? Besides, it's enough for me to have you..."

Xiaolan pressed step by step: "Since this is the case... then you promise me one thing."

"What's the matter?" Lin Yi asked back.

"You stop first." Xiaolan said.

"You stop first, I'll stop later." Lin Yi was very vigilant, he had to keep a distance from Xiaolan, worried that she would suddenly kick over.

Xiaolan pouted and said unhappily, "Don't you believe me?"

Your aura is so fierce, and your favorability is about to break 2,000, how can I trust you!

Lin Yi said sternly: "It's not that I don't believe you, but your current situation is a bit bad... Look at your fists, don't you feel that they are a little tight?"

"Oh? Is there any?"

Xiaolan looked down at her fist, and it was indeed clenched tightly. She said embarrassedly, "You found out..."

Lin Yi stopped first, then raised his hand to signal her to stop: "Tell me what you want to do."

Xiaolan stopped cooperatively, and she said seriously, "I want to break your limbs."

"????"

Lin Yi felt that there was something wrong with his ears, and he couldn't help confirming: "You want to... break my limbs?"

"Well." Xiaolan nodded, judging from her serious expression, it didn't look like a joke.

However, how could anyone accept this condition!

Lin Yi felt only sweating profusely: "Can I ask you...why did you break my limbs? How did you do such a cruel thing?"

"I don't want to do something so cruel."

Xiaolan's face was full of grievances, and she wanted to cry: "But... I really can't think of any other way besides doing this."

"…………"

Lin Yi felt the pain in his egg: "Is there anything I can't communicate well... Besides, what good will it do for you if you break my limbs? Besides, I have broken limbs, and you can only do that kind of thing in the future. Moved."

"Like those knights, dragon knights... they can't do it anymore."

When Xiaolan heard this, a hesitant look appeared on her face, but soon, she firmed up her thoughts.

She said, "It's okay! It doesn't matter if you can't do it! I like people who are you,"

Lin Yi was a little speechless: "But after my limbs are interrupted by you, I will not be a complete person..."

"It's okay, I don't mind. I'll take care of you anyway."

Xiaolan said happily: "I like you very much, even if you are paralyzed, I will take care of you for the rest of your life!"

Who wants to be paralyzed, bastard!

Lin Yi took a deep breath and began to adjust his emotions.

He said: "It seems that we have no more to talk about."

The smile on Xiaolan's face froze, and she felt a little depressed: "Is it really impossible? Yi. Don't you believe that I will take care of you for the rest of your life?"

"I believe."

Lin Yi nodded: "But I don't want to lie in bed for the rest of my life...I also have my own life!"

"Is it not enough to have me in your life?"

Xiao Lan angrily threw her schoolbag on the ground, exerted force with her feet, and jumped directly on the spot, and she came up with a flying kick.

This surprised Lin Yi.

Is there anyone in the world who can do a flying kick without taking a run?

Are you funny?

Don't take Newton seriously, okay?

Don't think about it, there is definitely a system at work when you encounter unscientific things!

Lin Yi dodged a little hastily, Xiaolan's feet brushed Lin Yi's clothes past, and she avoided it dangerously.

Who knew that after Xiaolan landed, the impact force was relieved by bending her legs, and she turned back with a kick.

Faced with this turning kick, Lin Yi blocked her with both hands and immediately grabbed her calf.

Seeing that her calf couldn't be pulled back, Xiaolan twisted her waist and threw her other foot towards Lin Yi's head.

Xiaolan's waist strength is particularly good, otherwise she would not be able to be a female knight.

Therefore, the foot is menacing.

Lin Yi could only let go of her calf, and after retreating to dodge, he had to rush up and control Xiaolan while she retracted her legs.