Choose to be a scumbag in Conan

Choosing to Be a Scumbag in Conan Chapter 353

Sonoko sat on the co-pilot, closed his eyes tightly, grabbed the sofa tightly, and repeated in his mouth:

"I... am I dead? Am I dead? Dead?"

"Yes, you are dead."

Lin Yi said with a smile: "When you died, it was very peaceful and there was no pain at all."

Sonoko slowly opened his eyes and found himself sitting in the Mercedes-Benz co-pilot, the car was still driving steadily.

It was as if... it was not their car that rushed through the guardrail and drove into the ditch just now.

"Why... it's okay?"

Yuanzi looked at Lin Yi with a confused expression, and asked, "I remember... we clearly broke through the guardrail."

Lin Yi said with a smile: "That's a short road... Have you ever played a karting? There are some maps that hide some short roads."

"Near... Short way?" Sonoko couldn't help but get mad: "That's a game! A game!!!"

"That's the one just now." Lin Yi reminded.

"No! No!! Where can there be a shortcut in reality!"

Yuanzi couldn't control his emotions and shouted: "A careless, but the car overturned and died!"

Yuanzi has always been lively and cheerful, and his emotions have been well controlled, and he looks like he has seen the world.

It was the first time that Lin Yi saw her yelling and screaming. He thought it was a little funny: "I'm afraid of what it is, I will die with you if you want to die."

"You... Hmph, who wants to die with you! I don't want to die so early." Sonoko snorted proudly with her arms folded.

After a pause, Yuanzi couldn't help his curiosity. He turned around to ask Lin Yi and said, "Just now... how did you do it? You all hit the guardrail... Logically, the car should overturn. "

Lin Yi said, "Didn't I tell you? It's like playing a karting... Just drift and take shortcuts. It's not that difficult."

Having said that, Lin Yi took another look at the navigation, his eyes lit up, and said, "There is another place in front of you where you can take a shortcut... This time, don't close your eyes and look carefully."

"don't want!"

Sonoko hurriedly stopped: "Such a dangerous thing, please don't do it!"

"It's okay, you believe me." Lin Yi gave Yuanzi an encouraging look: "I'm very good at driving."

"I believe you rainbow fart!"

Without saying a word, Yuanzi turned off the navigation and said, "Please don't make fun of your life!"

Lin Yi looked at the wooden guardrail in front and said with a smile, "It's too late for the navigation..."

After he finished speaking, he turned the steering wheel again, drifted in the opposite direction, and banged the wooden guardrail again. Yuanzi opened his eyes wide and let out a scream.

After witnessing all this, the car next to him was so frightened that he quickly stepped on the brakes, pulled the handbrake, got out of the car and ran over to save people.

Chapter 294

Bus stop.

A black Mercedes-Benz with a dusty body slowly drove in from the highway and stopped precisely in the parking space.

"Crack."

Seeing the co-pilot's door open, Sonoko quickly rushed to the bathroom.

Lin Yi laughed heartlessly.

The crazy drifting trip just now scared Sonoko to the point of peeing his pants.

But think about it, breaking through the wooden guardrail and taking shortcuts, whoever sits in the garden will be frightened and incontinent on the spot.

But such an exciting thing, Sonoko can only experience it here.

Glancing at Yuanzi's seat, the smile on Lin Yi's face gradually lost, and he shook his head helplessly——he scared others into pissing himself, and in the end, he didn't have to deal with the things that followed.

"Sure enough, the way of heaven is good for reincarnation, who will the heaven forgive..."

There was a smell of urine in the car, so Lin Yi had to get out of the car to buy some cleaning tools to clean the car.

Since he came to the rest area, Lin Yi also took a seat at the cafe here, so that Yuanzi could calm down with a cup of coffee.

Sonoko poured himself three or four cups of coffee in a row, and only after consuming a lot of caffeine did he calm down.

She glared at Lin Yi, gritted her teeth and said, "I can't do this anymore! Otherwise! I'd rather get in someone else's car than yours!!"

After hearing this, Lin Yi said with a smile, "I don't think it's going to be a fool's errand... It's 15 minutes' drive to Yamanashi Prefecture, and the traffic volume has increased, so you have to drive carefully."

"It's better that..."

Yuanzi let out a long sigh, and she was still thinking about the way Lin Yi took a shortcut just now.

Given the circumstances at the time, this approach was indeed fraught with danger.

But in retrospect, Sonoko felt an extraordinary sense of excitement.

After all, things like smashing through the wooden guardrail and cutting the car into the ditch...you may not be able to experience it if you have money.

Thinking of this, Yuanzi couldn't help but glance at Lin Yi: "Although I'm a little uncomfortable, I have to admit that your driving skills are indeed top-notch... Where did you learn to drive?"

Lin Yi took a sip of coffee and said, "Run the go-kart."

"Go away. Don't run karts in front of me in the future!"

Sonoko said angrily, because this trip "running the go-kart" directly scared her into diapers.

This will become an indelible stain on her life.

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After resting for a while at the rest stop, the two set off again.

Along the way, Lin Yi checked Yuanzi's favorability from time to time, and found that her favorability was very stable and did not increase significantly.

In other words, Sonoko did not enter the state of being sick.

This made Lin Yi a little puzzled.

Why hasn't it triggered yet? What's missing?

Recalling the state before Yoko Okino entered the state of being sickly, Lin Yi did not do anything superfluous, and she entered the state of being sickly by herself.

As for Xiaolan, it was because a running mature woman deliberately seduced Lin Yi, and she became sick after witnessing it on the spot.

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