Choose to be a scumbag in Conan

Civic Hall.

"Wait a minute, three, the village chief is dealing with official business."

The three of Lin Yi came to the public hall. After talking to the staff, the other party made a perfunctory sentence and asked Lin Yi and the others to wait.

However, this wait is an hour.

Lin Yi was fine, he was bored, and he could fiddle with the system, appreciate his attribute bar and skill bar, and then tidy up his item bar when he got tired of it.

Count the geometry of your own assets, as well as all kinds of messy props, what unexpected effects can be exerted.

He flipped through it casually, and he really found a few small props that he had ignored.

[Free Perfume: After using it on the target, you can add a BUFF or DEBUFF at random. 】

As a proper straight man, Lin Yi doesn't like perfume.

After all, he is handsome and charming now. Once he is chasing after a girl, he doesn't need this thing to provide effective help at all.

Also, it came at the wrong time.

So far, the most difficult target to attack is Xiaolan Yuanzi, which appeared after Xiaolan Yuanzi was attacked.

After that, Lin Yi had never encountered a target that was too difficult to attack, and he could handle it by his own ability.

So it's been useless.

Over time, Lin Yi also forgot about it.

Now that I have time to sort it out, he turned it over.

I took out the bottle of perfume from my pocket, it was the size of a lip balm, and it was easy to hold in my hand.

Lin Yi originally planned to spray himself, but thinking that his luck was outrageously low, he turned the perfume to Conan and pressed it.

hiss--

The perfume was sprinkled on Conan's body, and immediately a word jumped out of Conan's head: sleepy.

Conan, who had been waiting a bit bored, opened his mouth and yawned, his eyelids drooped all of a sudden, full of drowsiness: "Brother Lin... What did you spray on me? I... I'm so sleepy."

Yuxizi immediately played with her upper body, and said vigilantly, "Could this be a drug?"

"What kind of drug... it's just an ordinary air freshener. Besides, if it's drugged, why would I spray Conan?"

Lin Yi said and sprayed Conan again.

What jumped out of Conan's head this time was urgency.

"what……"

Conan suddenly felt the urge to urinate, and immediately covered the sleepiness. He quickly covered his crotch and ran to the smell staff: "Excuse me... Where is the bathroom?"

"there……"

Conan ran desperately towards the bathroom. When he entered the bathroom, he couldn't control it. The water tap began to loosen. He quickly took out the guy, and whether it was in the urinal or not, he directly opened the gate to let the water out.

Just as a slightly fat man came out, Conan directly shot him in the waist.

Chapter 422

"Ah!!! Stupid brat! What are you doing!!"

There was a loud roar from the bathroom, followed by two loud slaps.

When Lin Yi and Yukiko rushed over, there was only Conan with two slap prints on his face, plus smelly urine all over the floor, and an angry man!

Lin Yi and Youxizi opened their mouths after seeing the wet marks on each other's body, wanting to say something, but they didn't know what to say.

After all... this matter is indeed Conan's fault.

When he urinated on others, they gave him two slaps, which was considered light.

"Damn you bastard!"

The slightly fat man slapped Conan twice, as if he was not relieved, and he wanted to punch Conan again.

Yukiko quickly pulled Conan over and apologized repeatedly: "I'm sorry... Please forgive him for the sake of him being a child... Conan, please apologize to others."

"Yes... not right..."

These two slaps were very heavy, which made Conan's speech a little awkward. He lowered his head and dared not look at others: "I... I didn't mean to, I really couldn't hold back."

"hateful……"

The slightly fat man looked at the two of them, weighed it in his heart, and felt that he couldn't beat him, so he could only snorted angrily: "I'm optimistic about this kid... it's really bad luck!"

With that said, the slightly fat man scolded and left, walked over to the sink, and wiped the place where his body was urinated with water.

Yukiko smiled bitterly and hurriedly left with Conan in her arms.

Lin Yi looked at the urine marks on the ground, then looked at the Xpress perfume in his hand, and was secretly surprised: the effect of this thing is so strong... it is simply a strategic weapon!

After leaving the bathroom, Lin Yi didn't see them in the corridor, but the door of the warehouse next to him was open.

He walked over to take a look, and sure enough, both Kiko and Conan were inside.

Yuxizi is scolding Conan: "What's the matter with you? You are not too young, and you even urinated on others..."

When this happened, Conan was embarrassed and wanted to slam his head into the wall and die!

He said with some lovelessness: "I don't know what's going on... Suddenly the urge to urinate came up, I couldn't control it, and I couldn't help it... Maybe it's this body..."

This is when Conan saw Lin Yi come in, and he quickly changed the subject: "It's my fault... I couldn't help it, just..."

Lin Yi said, "Kudou, Conan is usually quite sensible, and he didn't do it on purpose, forget it."

Youxizi didn't want to reprimand Conan in front of Lin Yi, for fear that she would say something that shouldn't be said when she got excited, so she nodded and agreed.

"Here...how can there be a piano?"

Lin Yi shifted the topic to the piano standing quietly beside him.

Conan quickly took up the topic, he walked over in two steps, and said, "There's still a lot of dust on it..."

In order to ease the awkward atmosphere, Conan opened the lid, pressed it casually a few times, and made a corresponding tone.

Conan was stunned for a moment. He turned to the two of them and said suspiciously, "It's strange, why is this piano not played for so long, but the rhythm is still so accurate?"