City: A Bit Of Skin, Double The Happiness

Jin Huoyan:¯口¯)!!

He swallowed.

Is this the flying sword in Xianxia novels?

Jin Huoyan wiped the cold sweat from his head.

He actually wanted to compete with an immortal for a woman before?

His crotch instantly became wet.

Jin Huoyan looked at Liu Xinxin next to him with a smile on his face and said, "Sister Xin, actually I just came here to play with Brother Chen, there is no other meaning!"

Having said this, he turned to look at Liu Tianba and said: "Uncle Liu, I pestered Sister Xin before because I felt that no one in the world would treat Sister Xin better than me. But when I saw Brother Su, I Suddenly I realized I was wrong."

"I will not pester Sister Xin in the future. I wish Sister Xin and Brother Su a happy marriage forever!"

After speaking, he left.

Liu Xinxin and Liu Tianba were not surprised at all.

The future leaders of the Qianyi Group are not stupid, and they all know how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. Naturally, it is impossible for their group to attract such a powerful enemy foolishly.

Liu Tianchen on the side was still looking at the sky blankly.

He didn't expect that his brother-in-law suddenly jumped into the air and left with a flying sword.

Isn't this a scene that only happens in novels and TV series?

When the son and daughter left, the face in the chat room instantly turned ugly.

He remembered the embarrassing scene when he was holding Su Luo's thigh on Feijian.

Moreover, this scene was witnessed by Liu Xinxin. He was embarrassed in front of the daughter who admired him the most. This made him feel that he was very embarrassed today.

But having one more immortal son-in-law seems like a good thing.

"Sir, I just did some research. Does Mr. Su's father want to give him a gift for his birthday tomorrow?" Tang Wu next to him asked.

"Let Tianchen personally bring gifts to Father Su to celebrate his birthday. Try to choose some expensive gifts!" Liu Tianba thought for a moment and said.

"Okay, I'm going to tell the young master right now."

After Tang Wu finished speaking, he left.

Not long after Tang Wu left, Lu Feng came back.

Lu Feng walked up to Liu Tianba, bowed and said, "Master, that urban author asked me to tell you something."

Liu Tianba said in surprise: "What did he ask you to tell me?"

Lu Feng looked hesitant.

He gritted his teeth and then said: "The urban author asked me to tell you: Thirty years to the east of Hedong, thirty years to the west of Hexi..."

Before Lu Feng could finish speaking, Liu Tianba's palm had already slapped heavily on the table next to him.

The tea cup on the table also fell to the ground with a "bang" sound.

He was already very angry at being embarrassed in front of his daughter, but he didn't expect that this urban author would dare to provoke and ridicule him?

Liu Tianba looked at Lu Feng expressionlessly and said: "Throw that urban author into the group of authors who write novels about transvestites, into the small dark room of those cross-dressing men.

Lu Feng:""

He hissed, "Master, this is too cruel."

This urban author felt that he had no chance of survival this time.

The mysterious dark room No. 188. "Zero sixty"

An Internet article author named Daxiong was brought out.

Daxiong saw that Lu Feng was coming, and he quickly asked: "What did your master say? You should let me go back, right?"

Lu Feng ignored Da Xiong.

He glanced at the man in black next to him and said, "Throw him into the dark room where the author of the novel about transvestites lives."

Daxiong:(¯口¯)!!

Those writers of novels about transvestites were like wolves and tigers. They threw him in. Didn't they let him die?

Daxiong felt some deep regret.

He was supposed to be a talented urban novelist, how did he end up in this situation?

***********

His thoughts returned to the morning.

He got up early in the morning and, as usual, clicked on the novel comment section of his book to see if any of the readers had posted any naughty posts.

He glanced at the novel's comment section, which was full of comments begging him to update it.

[Does anyone know the author’s address? I want to catch him in a dark room and make him update every day]

[I updated six chapters in one week. Believe it or not, I will beat you to death? 】

[I suspect that if you sprinkle rice on the keyboard, the chicken can code faster than the bear, and even the tortoise will finish at the end of Chapter 1 on Sunday and Saturday.

[Brothers, let’s all send blades to authors together. It’s really abominable. Why are all the authors the same now? They all worked so hard when they didn’t become great masters. But once they become great masters, they can’t even keep updating every day. ?Brothers must resist this trend]

[Send Blade +1]

[Brothers upstairs, please don’t send me any more blades. I’m afraid that the bad author will make a fortune selling the blades and won’t even be able to maintain six chapters a week]

[Shit, I sent the wrong thing. I originally wanted to send a razor blade, but instead I sent an inflatable doll. I cried]

[Why do I suspect that you didn’t send the wrong message on purpose? (dog head)]

[I even suspected that the brother upstairs was me. I originally wanted to send the razor blade to this dog author, but it turned out to be a women's skirt]

[Women’s short skirts? Hey, why do you have women’s short skirts? This is a question worth thinking about]

[Is the eighth floor the legendary cross-dressing boss (drooling)]

[When you meet a cross-dressing boss, the first thing you do is salivate? Devil! I disdain to be with you!]

[I suspect that after the dog author received the women's short skirt, not only would he not be confused, he would even be very excited (dog head)

Look at the comments in the comment area urging updates.

The corner of Big Bear's mouth curved slightly.

These readers are so naive.

[It is not possible to update more frequently. It is impossible to update more frequently in this life. 】

Seeing that there were comments that wanted to ask him for his address and to catch him in a dark room with a daily code of tens of thousands of words, he wanted to laugh even more. It is now 2021, and he is still playing such an old joke!

How many years has it been since the fall of the Qing Dynasty! These readers are still using old jokes from more than ten years ago?'

The big bear showed a sneer.

He closed the website page and opened the animation website.

I’ve been watching the latest anime series.

He prefers to watch those harem shows [the ten beautiful ladies in the reruns make him drool uncontrollably.

As for code words?

Doesn't exist! It is impossible to code words.

When he feels better, just add a chapter and throw it in.

Just stick to five or six chapters a week, and he will lose if he codes more than one chapter.

What is this called in the mobile phone industry?

This is called hunger marketing!

He writes five or six chapters a week, which makes readers realize how precious each chapter is!

The Litou mobile phone next door relied on hunger marketing to become the best-selling mobile phone in the world for several consecutive years.

As an online article writer, you must learn the essence!

The group of gods beeped.

Big Bear clicks on the group to take a look.

Those fellow dogs are showing off their pictures of driving again!

As the name suggests, this group of great gods contains all great gods.

There are new great gods like Daxiong who have been promoted to the status of gods, as well as veteran great writers!

As a great writer, you must learn how to write sexy pictures.

Especially dog ​​management, who is a veteran and a great master, never makes any sexy pictures without repetition.

"Brothers, I have updated seven chapters this week! What about you?"

Admin 'Piggy is not a piggy' bubbles.

This little pig is the leader of Honghuang Wen.

The protagonist in his novel once took out a pistol and shot the leader of Tongtian Cult to death, which was called the mudslide in the ancient novel.

"I've updated five chapters this week, so I'm ready to take a rest!"

A member of the group replied.

"You are all so diligent, I just updated three chapters!"

"Three chapters? So many? I just updated two chapters!"

"I updated a chapter in passing. If you are so diligent in updating, you will make the readers cunning. Everyone is trying to update, and the readers have nothing to do!"

“I updated it last year, but I haven’t updated it yet!”

"I released ten updates yesterday, and I plan to update 300,000 words this month!"

Everyone in the group was originally competing to see who had updated less, but suddenly a group member named "Code Zi Chicken Is Me" bubbled up and said that he had updated ten times yesterday.

[@码字鸡It’s me, violent update? You are messing up the market]

[@code字鸡是我[blacklisted]

[No wonder readers have been hating me for not being able to update recently. It turns out that someone is messing up the market?]

[@administrator,@groupleader, kick this guy out, this kind of author is not worthy of being in our group]

[+1 upstairs]

[The code-word chicken is me] was kicked out of the group by the administrator who was not a piggy.

"Those in our group should resist the act of updating and don't mess up the market! If you update secretly, don't readers think that the rest of us are too lazy? Everyone is lazy and only updates a few chapters every week. Readers On the contrary, they feel that it is normal!”

"@Everyone, please take this as a warning. Next time you find this kind of thing, it won't be as simple as kicking it out!"

The administrator "Little pig is not a little pig" commented @ everyone in the group.

Looking at the chat messages in the group of great gods, Big Bear nodded slightly.

He also felt that the Pig God was right.

These days, we are afraid that someone will mess up the market, so everyone wants to update the Buddhist system, isn't it good?

"@小 Pig is not a pig, you, the Pig God is right!"

"Everyone must severely crack down on this violent update behavior! The author of violent updates is not worthy of joining our group of great gods!"

"By the way, I recently discovered that Brother Potato has been typing tens of thousands of words every day! Does anyone know what happened?"

Suddenly, a group member mentioned another potato management expert in the group.

This is the key to fantasy writing.

The book "The Horse in the Beginning Against the Zouma Emperor" has become popular all over the country, and is known as the most talented author in the history of fantasy.

This great god is also one of the leaders in supporting the update of the Buddhist system.

"Yeah! I also discovered it recently, what's going on with Brother Potato? Where's the promised Buddhist update? @adminulatorPotato"

"I suspect this is a ghostwriter. How can Potato be so diligent?"

"I looked at the comment section and saw a bunch of people who were caught swiping potatoes and put into a dark room. Now they have to change their code every day, otherwise they won't get food!"

Seeing the messages in the group, Big Bear smiled.

How many years have passed since the Qing Dynasty fell, and this little dark room is still there?

Aren’t these readers tired of using one meme all day long?

Daxiong just wanted to reply to the QQ group.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door.

Daxiong glanced at the time on his phone. It was just past twelve noon. The takeout he ordered just now should have arrived. He threw the phone aside and went out to open the door.

After opening the door, he was stunned.

There were a dozen big men in black outside the door, looking at him eagerly.

"Brothers, what can I do for you?"

Big Bear asked weakly.

These dozen or so big men in black looked like they were not easy to mess with, and he was a little timid.

"Are you Big Bear?" one of the tall men in the lead asked.

Hearing the tall man's questioning voice, Big Bear's expression changed.

Could this be the killer called by the readers?

Those readers saw that he was doing this every day, and in the end, they hired a killer to kill him because of love and hatred?

"Ahem, I'm not a big bear, I'm a Zhou Shuren!"

Big Bear shook his head quickly.

Beat him to death, he

He won't admit that he is a bear.

"Boss, I've seen the photo, he's the big bear!" A big man in black next to him pointed at the photo on his phone and said.

"Take him away directly!"

Lu Feng, who took the lead, took one look at the photo and gave the order directly.

Immediately afterwards, more than a dozen big men in black gathered around the big bear, ready to take action.

Big Bear shouted loudly: "The one you want to capture is Big Bear. What do you want to give Zhou Shuren to me?"

However, his screams were ignored and he was taken into a van.

Even his eyes were covered, and Big Bear panicked for a moment.

After half an hour, someone finally removed the black cloth from his eyes.

After removing the black cloth, he finally saw the light of day again.

He found himself in a dark room.

Except for the bright lights of the five computers, the room was completely dark.

The word "city" can be faintly seen in big letters at the door of the room.

Looking at the darkness in the room, Big Bear was a little scared.

"Please, let me out! I'm really not a big bear, I'm a Zhou Shuren!"

He ran to the door of the room and banged the door hard.

But after ten minutes of filming, there was no response from outside.

"Newcomer, stop shouting. No one will open the door even if your throat is broken!" A vicissitudes of voice came out in the room.

"Is there anyone?"

"There is someone in the room?"

"are you human?"

Big Bear asked with some trepidation.

"It's not a human, could it be a ghost?" The vicissitudes of life's voice teased.

Hearing the human voice, Big Bear took a deep breath.

He looked along the vicissitudes of the voice and saw an old man with a messy beard and hair.

"Uncle, is there any channel to communicate with people outside? They arrested the wrong person. I am not Daxiong [I am Zhou Shuren. They arrested the wrong person!" Daxiong looked expectant.

He looked at God squatting in the corner.

"Newcomer, don't even think about it. Every new author will say this to you! They are tired of hearing it. But if you say this, they will become more convinced of your authorship.

!" The old man in the corner laughed.

"Ah?" Big Bear was surprised.

"Uncle, you just said that every author who comes in will say this. Is it possible that all the online writers locked up here are?" Da Xiong suddenly discovered the point, and he asked in horror.

"Yes! Our room is City Room 127. I don't know exactly how many rooms there are, but judging by the number, there must be at least 127 small dark rooms like ours!" the old man said.

Speak out the information you learned.

"ah!"

The big bear let out a horrified cry.

He thought of the comment in the morning about "put him in a dark room and don't give him food if he doesn't code". Now that he thought about it, he shuddered a little and felt a chill on his back.

"And please stop knocking on the door and shouting that you are not a big bear, it's useless!"

The old man in the corner suddenly spoke again: "There is a fantasy author named Potato next door who was arrested by mistake. Originally, the gang wanted to arrest an author named Potato.

I came to lock up the little black room, but I ended up arresting the wrong person, and they arrested Potato!"

"I can hear Potato shouting next to me all day long: What you want to catch is Potato, what are you doing to catch me, Potato?"

The old man said this and sighed.

Wrong person arrested!

This fucking thing is the most tragic.

The big bear took a breath.

"Holy shit, the potato boss was also arrested?" He suddenly discovered the point.

No wonder Mr. Potato has been making all kinds of violent changes recently. Is his relationship really being caught in a dark room?

The big bear swallowed.

Are those comments in the potato comment section true?

Thinking of this, he took a deep breath.

Big Bear is a little surprised. Even the Potato Boss can't escape, so isn't he doomed?

"Newcomer, why were you arrested?"

The old man suddenly asked curiously.

Hearing the old man's doubts, Daxiong told him about the comment he had received this morning that asked him to seize the code in the dark room.

The old man looked as if he was indeed so.

"Old man, are you like this too?" Big Bear said in surprise.

"That's right! I came in because the update was too slow!" The old man nodded.

"This group of people has gone too far. They won't even let the old man off. It's so abominable!" Big Bear said angrily.

The old man sighed: "Actually, I'm still young!"

The big bear said in surprise: "Old man, how expensive are you this year?"

Old man: "Eighteen!"

Big Bear: ¯口¯)!!

Big Bear looked at the old man in horror. With this sloppy beard, hair, and such a wrinkled face, was he eighteen years old?

He was frightened for a moment.

Seeing the big bear looking at him in horror, the old man looked calm, as if he was used to it. He said calmly: "If you stay here for a year, you will be like me...

The bear was even more frightened when he heard this.

Stay for a year?

This old man has been here for a year?

"Old man, have you been locked up in this little dark room for a year?" Big Bear said with some horror.

The old man said with emotion: "To be precise, it's one year and three months. Of course, there are people who have been locked up longer than me!"

As he spoke, he pointed to the ten figures in the east corner: "This guy has been locked up for two years."

"Lao Li, why did you end up chatting about me?"

The figure squatting in the corner suddenly made a sound.

"It's rare for new people to come, so let's chat more! Lao Wang, come and chat with us!" the old man said.

Daxiong said in surprise: "Brother, are you also an urban writer?"

Lao Wang replied: "The people in this room are all urban writers. Didn't you see there are five computers in front of you? It means there are five urban writers in this room."

Daxiong quickly glanced at the room. The room was a little dark, but he did not find the other two urban writers.

Lao Wang smiled and said: "The other two urban writers are curled up and sleeping. Let's speak softly so as not to disturb them. They haven't eaten for a long time and wake them up.

Otherwise, they will still starve!"

Big Bear asked in confusion: "Is there no food to eat here?"

The old man next to him said: "The authors here can only eat if they write 50,000 words a day, and can eat a bun if they write 20,000 words. If they don't write enough, they can only starve."

!

The big bear looked frightened.

This place is really the kind of legendary little dark room where only those who code can get food!!!

Daxiong asked: "Brother Wang, how did you get caught? Is it also because of slow updates?"

When Lao Wang heard this, he sighed.

He looked at Da Xiong and shook his head: "I update quickly, I can update more than 10,000 words every day.

Big Bear was surprised when he heard this.

More than 10,000 words are updated every day. This is not too slow. How could someone get caught?

Seeing Big Bear with a surprised look on his face, Lao Wang sighed again, seemingly unwilling to say more.

However, the old man next to him spoke up: "He wrote so viciously that he was finally arrested!"

Daxiong scratched his head. Isn't it normal to have some poisonous points in writing a book?

No matter what kind of book, it is impossible not to have poisonous points. Some people think it is poisonous and are turned to the ground by poison, but some people find it very interesting!

The old man added another sentence: "Lao Wang is the kind of author who writes well at the beginning, deceives the readers, and then goes crazy afterward!"

"Later, many readers in his comment area were angry. They commented in the comment area that they wanted to lock him in a small dark room and let him know the consequences of poisoning. Then he was taken away by men in black just like us.

Here we are!”

Da Xiong said in surprise: "What did Brother Wang write at the end? Is it really so vicious? Is it so exaggerated?"

This time, before the old man could speak, Brother Wang spoke himself. He was very unconvinced and said: "I feel that what I wrote is not poisonous at all. It is the readers' own problem. I obviously

It’s written very seriously!”

Daxiong asked curiously: "Brother Wang, what is the plot of your next novel?"

Brother Wang recalled it for a while and said: "My book is very grand, and the world view is much larger than those written by the so-called gods."

"Before I wrote this book, I was determined to make this book the top one in the online literature world. I felt that if the Nobel Prize was not awarded to me, the Nobel Prize would have to jump out of the coffin!"

Big Bear: “………………

Big Bear's curiosity was immediately aroused.

He looked at Brother Wang expectantly, waiting for what he would say next.

Seeing Daxiong looking at him expectantly, Brother Wang continued: "The protagonist of my book has three lives in total. At the beginning of the first life, the protagonist was born during the Three Kingdoms period."

"He found that he had traveled through time and became Liu Chan during the Three Kingdoms period. As a modern person, he also knew that their Kingdom of Shu would be destroyed in the near future."

"He wanted to save Shu. He wanted to use modern wisdom to save Shu. He found Prime Minister Zhuge immediately."

"He wanted to completely escape his plan from Zhuge Liang. Unexpectedly, before he could reveal his plan, Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and looked at him sharply: You are not Liu Adou.

Someone come and tie him up!"

Brother Wang stopped here.

Seeing that Big Bear was still listening, he continued: "In the end, the protagonist was arrested by Zhuge Liang not long after his rebirth, and he forced a confession with his words and deeds. In the end, he died because of his words and deeds.

middle. "

Big Bear swallowed after hearing this, what the fuck.

Brother Wang looked at Big Bear expectantly and said: "Brother, this is my protagonist's first life. Do you think it's poisonous? I think it's well written. Why do those readers think it's so poisonous?

After listening to what Brother Wang said, the bear man was almost stupid.

Is this more than just poisoning readers?

This is clearly throwing shit at the readers!

It’s okay to throw 3.7 shit to the readers, but it’s still while the readers are eating.

While eating, if someone suddenly poops on him, the reader is not allowed to get angry?

Ah this......

Daxiong didn't know how to get back to Brother Wang for a moment.

He changed the subject and said: "Brother Wang, why don't you talk about your protagonist's second life?"

Brother Wang did not continue to insist on the issue of whether it was poisonous or not. He continued to talk: "Readers in the comment area before scolded my writing for being very poisonous, so when I wrote about the second life, I took the opportunity to

Wisely changed the world to the city!"

"My protagonist is a college student with an older sister and a younger sister. Isn't this a good setting?"

Brother Wang glanced at Big Bear and asked.

"This setting is not bad. Out of ten readers, nine are half-sisters, and nine points and nine are sisters!" Daxiong praised it.

After Brother Wang heard Da Xiong's praise, he continued, "I set up the system for my protagonist to be the strongest Shenhao system in the city. The protagonist made money in less than half a month by relying on the Shenhao system.

There are several billion-dollar groups. "

"One day, he finally didn't want to pretend anymore and showed off in front of his sister that he was the group boss. As a result, his sister suddenly took out a dagger from her skirt and stabbed him

He stabbed him to death, and his sister also hit him on the head with a kitchen knife!"

Speaking of this, Brother Wang was very proud

Said: "This kind of plot is called a great contrast, and it is definitely beyond the readers' expectations."

Big Bear: "...

Seeing the proud Brother Wang, he suddenly fell silent.

No wonder this guy was caught. It's not without reason.

Just then, someone knocked on the door.

A man in black stepped forward and coldly explained the rules to Big Bear.

After the man in black left, Big Bear burst out and wrote five chapters in an hour. Soon the man in black came in and took away the chapters.

When the man in black was halfway there, he asked: "If I write 50,000 words today, will there be grilled fish?"

The man in black left without replying.

Not long after, the man in black came back.

He was taken to a small supernatural dark room not far away.

The supernatural authors in it were all very evil, and each one spoke to the air, almost scaring him to the point of peeing.

Da Xiong was lucky enough to meet a man named Lu Feng, who was led by the men in black. In order to leave the supernatural black room, Da Xiong asked Lu Feng to pass on a message to their master.

Not long after, he was freed from the supernatural dark room.

Finally, I was taken into the dark room of the author who wrote the novel about transvestites.

Looking at the gang of women's clothing bosses who looked like wolves and tigers, Yin Xiong gathered directly on the ground.

Big bear, die!

[PS: Thank you to all the readers who can read this. This chapter took four hours to write. I found it a bit long at the end of the writing, so I shortened the ending. Thank you all for reading this.

I’ve been criticized quite badly recently. In fact, I was very worried when I wrote this chapter. In fact, I still like to write the kind of plot that is relatively silly. As I write, I suddenly become silly.]

[Everyone, please be gentle with your comments. I have been sprayed quite badly recently. Thank you all].