City: A Bit Of Skin, Double The Happiness

Since I want to help the old man show his holiness in front of others.

That naturally requires detailed planning.

Su Luo is going to ask those dog-headed military advisors!

Don’t those dog-headed military strategists always like to play fancy tricks?

Su Luo opened WeChat and went to Liu Datou first.

After Liu Datou heard this, he agreed.

"Dr. Su! Do you want to join the group?"

Su Luo received the message from Liu Dafa.

:"???"

Su Luo: "What group?"

Liu Datou: "Gay group!"

Su Luo: "Get out!"

Seeing the message from Liu Dafa, Su Luo immediately replied "Go away"

Liu Datou said seriously: "Dong Su, I'm just kidding. This is a group we created privately. There are Li Mutou, Dong Dabao and the others in the group!"

Su Luo replied: "Okay, then you can pull me in!"

After Liu Datou saw the message sent by Director Su, he returned to the group.

Summer style Liu Datou: "@everyone, there is a new person coming to the group! I will bring the new person in soon!"

Longines Dong Dabao: "Are new people coming again? The frequency of new people joining the group has been quite high recently!"

Zixuan Pavilion Liu Chengfei: "Dr. Su is buying the group again?"

Dong Dabao of Longines: "With the frequency of Dong Su buying groups, in half a year, all the groups in the world will belong to Dong Su."

When Liu Datou saw the message in the group, he chuckled.

He deliberately did not reveal the news that Director Su would join the group later.

Liu Datou also gave Zhao Hai a naughty look.

Liu Datou: "@赵海, the bubbles are coming out, and there are new people coming! As an old man in the group, shouldn't you be prepared?"

Liu Datou continued: "@赵海, you will come and fire later!"

When Zhao Hai heard that there was a new member in the group, he jumped out excitedly.

Zhao Hai was about to speak when suddenly he thought of something.

This guy Liu Datou has tricked him every time, and maybe he is tricking him with bad thoughts this time.

Thinking of this, Zhao Hai sent a message to the group: "@ Summer Style Liu Datou, Mr. Liu, I suspect you want to trick me again.

"Is this newcomer the boss of a large group again?"

Zhao Hai, who wants to eat shit the most in the group: "And can you change my group nickname back first? You make me very embarrassed when I face new people!"

Summer Style Liu Datou: "Okay, I'll help you change your name back!"

Soon, a message prompt appeared in the group.

The group leader "Summer Style Liu Datou" changed the name of the group user "Zhao Hai who wants to eat shit the most in the group" to "Zhao Hai who wants to eat newcomers' shit"

Zhao Hai almost spit out a mouthful of blood when he saw the group nickname Liu Datou had changed for him.

Liu Datou is such a bitch.

This group nickname is worse than the one just now!

Summer style Liu Datou: "@ Zhao Hai who wants to eat the shit of newcomers, I will teach you the task of rushing newcomers this time! I won't cheat you this time, I will protect you! If something happens, find me!"

Seeing Liu Datou's speech, Zhao Hai hesitated!

Longines Dong Dabao: "@赵海, we’ll keep an eye on you. Just rush, we’ll protect you!"

Liu Chengfei of Zixuan Pavilion: "Little brother, don't panic. Big brother is your backing. Big brother will lend you an Italian cannon and blast the newcomers hard when the time comes."

Seeing the assurances given to him by the big guys in the group, Zhao Hai immediately stopped panicking.

No matter who comes in next, he will kill him with an Italian cannon.

Zhao Hai couldn't stand it anymore holding the women's short skirt.

Just wait for the new person to join the group and immediately trick him!

Longines Dong Dabao: "Hey, why is Li Mutou so quiet today? At this time, he shouldn't be the first to jump out, right?"

Summer style Liu Datou: "@天—Li Mumu, Mumu, don't sleep, there is a new person coming soon, wake up quickly."

Tianyi Li Mutou: "Yaya, I just bought you a two million house last month. In the past two months, I bought you so many expensive Hermès bags and so many luxury goods. , why do you want to fall in love with me? I'll ask you why?"

Tianyi Li Mutou withdrew a message.

Tian - Li Mutou: "Damn it, I sent it wrong! Fortunately, it was withdrawn quickly!"

Summer style Liu Datou: "Mumu, have you been cheated on again?"

Longines Dong Dabao: "Mumu, it's so miserable. How many times have you been cheated on? Isn't this Yaya the girlfriend you just had two months ago? Has she cheated on you so quickly?"

Zixuan Pavilion Liu Chengfei: "Don't withdraw it! I've already taken screenshots of the information you were cheated on."

Longines Dong Dabao: "Old Liu is so bad now that he is hanging out with us, and he actually takes screenshots? How embarrassing you are for Mu Mu!"

Tianyi Li Muotou: "@Zixuangeliuchengfei, Dabao is right, please delete the chat history!"

Longines Dong Dabao corrected: “Send it to me first and then delete it!”

Tianyi nodded:??????

Summer style Liu Datou: "I have just recorded the video, and now I am preparing to post the video in the circle of friends. As the saying goes, having fun alone is not as good as having fun with everyone! It is really good to be happy with everyone!"

Tianyi Li Mutou:?????

Only Zhao Hai did not laugh out loud.

He had memorized the lessons of previous times.

You must not stand out at this time, not even a period or an exclamation point.

Tianyi Li Mutou: "@赵海, are you secretly laughing at me in the corner? This is intolerable!

"It's okay if you laugh at me openly. What I, Li Mutou, despise most are the kind of people who secretly laugh at me."

Zhao Hai: (¯口¯)!!

X??????

Can this hit him?

As expected, he is the one with the least status in this group.

Summer style Liu Datou: "Mumu, stop making trouble, there will be newcomers coming soon. Since you are in a bad mood today, I will teach you the task of rushing the newcomers!"

Tianyi Li Mutou: "Okay, Zhao Hai goes up first, and I'll follow up with the output to kill this newcomer here!"

When Zhao Hai saw the information about Li Mu's hair, he couldn't help but laugh.

Finally there is a newcomer who is worse off than him.

He felt a little sad for the newcomer.

As soon as the newcomer joined the group, he had to bear the angry fire from himself and Li Mutou. Even if the newcomer could hold on tenaciously, he would eventually be beaten by Liu Datou, Dong Dabao and others.

This newcomer will definitely die without a burial place.

Zhao Hai was already looking forward to this scene.

A newcomer who is even worse than him and whose status is even lower is about to appear.

Zhao Hai couldn't help but @李大头: "Mr. Liu, please bring in the newcomers quickly. My hand holding the Italian cannon is already trembling with excitement. I can't help but fire it."

Li Mutou also echoed: "The green spear in my hand can't help but want to see blood. When the newcomer enters the group, I will fly out with the green spear and stab him to death."

Seeing the murderous looks of Zhao Hai and Li Mutou, Liu Datou immediately pulled Dong Su in.

Summer style Liu Datou brought "Little Raccoon Crispy Noodles" into the group chat.

Su Luo saw the phone shaking, and he looked at the phone.

It was discovered that Liu Datou had dragged him into a group named "Evil Forces".

He was about to speak in the group.

Suddenly, several emoticons popped up in the group at once.

Zhao Hai: Li Yunlong Italian Cannon, JPG

Zhao Hai: Women's short skirt, JPG

Five or six emoticons popped up in the group.

The first one is Li Yunlong’s very popular Italian cannon emoticon.

There is also text on it: "Newcomers, welcome our artillery fire!"

The second one is more obscene.

One panda took a short skirt and forced it on another panda.

The panda man even smiled obscenely: "Newcomer, please wear women's clothes for me!"

Those five or six pictures are all emoticons that criticize newcomers.

Su Luo took a look and saw that they were all from Zhao Haifa.

Not only did Zhao Hai send several emoticons in a row, he also said in the group @Su Luo: "@新人, where did you come from? Didn't you read the group rules? You don't post women's clothing photos when you join the group?"

Zhao Hai, who wants to take shit from newcomers: "If you don't post it, you will leave the group voluntarily, otherwise don't blame us for kicking you!"

Su Luo almost couldn't help laughing when she saw Zhao Hai's irritating nickname.

After bombarding the newcomers, Zhao Hai continued in the group: "@李 Mutou, @Liu Datou, @东大宝, I have already fired the first shot, it's your turn!"

Li Mutou was preparing to cooperate with Zhao Hai to bombard the newcomer.

But when he saw the newcomer's nickname, he was stunned.

Isn't this new guy Su Dong?

Unlike Zhao Hai, he had added Su Dong's chat account, so he recognized him immediately.

Li Mutou quickly sent a message: "|||Hello, Director Su!"

Summer style Liu Datou: "Hello, Mr. Su!"

Longines Dong Dabao: "Hello, Dong Su!"

Liu Chengfei of Zixuan Pavilion: "Hello, Director Su!"

Everyone in the group chat is "Hao Dong Su"

Zhao Hai was dumbfounded when he saw all the messages in the group chat.

Has this scene ever been so familiar?

When a new person finally came to the group, Liu Datou and Li Mutou deliberately acted as good guys and gave him the opportunity to bombard the new person.

Then not long after he started firing, all the people in the group chat were saying "Hello, Brother Wang"!

This time, he was tricked again by Liu Datou, a bitch.

And who is this Su Dong?

Which group is the CEO of?

etc!

Is this Su Dong?

Zhao Hai suddenly came to his senses, this is the big boss Su Dong!

He just started by bombarding Su Dong!

Zhao Hai was preparing to explain.

He saw that all the messages in the group were against him.

Summer style Liu Datou: "@赵海, what's the matter with you? Even Su Dong is bombarding you?"

Tianyi Li Mutou: "@赵海, you have gone too far. Even Director Su didn't even notice. You are too arrogant and domineering!"

Liu Chengfei of Zixuan Pavilion: "Brother, I really didn't expect that you would be so arrogant that you would angrily attack the big boss. You really disappoint me!

Zhao Hai: "Pfft!"

When Zhao Hai saw the situation in front of him, he tried to talk about a new topic to cover up the old topic.

Zhao Hai: "Yesterday I went to Huzhou on a business trip, and my men got me a whorehouse, and the result was"

After he sent this string of words, Zhao Hai suddenly discovered that he had made a typo.

He originally wanted to negotiate a flight ticket, but ended up paying for a whore.

Zhao Hai (Zhao Hao) quickly posted two messages in the group: "It's a ticket!"

"The ticket is wrong!"

When he sent the message to the group, a red exclamation mark suddenly popped up in the WeChat box.

[You have been banned for three minutes and cannot send messages in the group chat]

Zhao Hai:??????

He suddenly discovered that Liu Datou, a bitch, had actually banned him.

Summer style Liu Datou: "@赵海, you really went too far. In front of Director Su, you actually said such indecent things!"

Tian-Li Mutou: "I think you should be banned for 24 hours!"

Longines Dong Dabao: "I think we should be banned forever. I disdain to be associated with such people!"

After seeing the message posted in the group, Zhao Hai vomited blood.

Seeing the chat records in the group, Su Luo touched her nose. Zhao Hai was having a rough time in the group.

Seeing Zhao Hai being criticized verbally and written, he couldn't bear it anymore.

Su Luo spoke in the group: "Permanent banning or something is a bit too much! We can't completely deny Zhao Hai a chance just because he made a mistake in speaking!"

Seeing Su Dong's speech in the group, Zhao Hai's eyes suddenly lit up.

Su Dong actually spoke for him!

Zhao Hai breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Su Dong's speech.

Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw Su Dong send another message to the group: "Forget it, don't give Zhao Hai a chance! There's no point in banning him permanently, just kick him out of the group Bar!"

Zhao Hai: (¯口¯)!!

"The resentment from Zhao Hai is worth 2888!"

"The resentment from Zhao Hai is worth 5555!".