City: A Bit Of Skin, Double The Happiness

Looking at Lu Xiaobu who was looking at him in confusion, Su Luo couldn't help but laugh.

Society is so cruel.

While you are showing off, be mentally prepared to be slapped in the face at any time.

"What the hell, Brother Su, what's going on? Is this Lamborghini yours? No way!"

Lu Xiaobu still didn't believe it. He took a deep breath and looked at Su Luo.

"Yes, it's mine!" Su Luo showed a row of white teeth.

Lu Xiaobu felt like he was struck by lightning.

The pretense goes to the boss.

Run away quickly!

There is a saying in Lu's Spring and Autumn Period: As long as you run fast, you will never be able to catch up with him if you hit him in the face.

"Brother Su, I remembered that I have something to do at home, so I'm leaving first. Don't forget to attend my wedding in a few days."

Lu Xiaobu left a word and prepared to run away.

"Old brother, don't leave! We haven't seen each other for so long. Let's talk more. We haven't talked about such a big thing as marriage yet. Go sit inside!" After saying that, Su Luo grabbed Lu Xiaobu's arm and forced it. Drag in Shaxian snacks.

Do you want to run away after pretending to be a failure?

What a beautiful idea!

It's his turn now.

Lu Xiaobu's entire face turned dark after being forcibly dragged into Shaxian Snacks.

"The resentment from Lu Xiaobu is worth 999 points!"

Feeling the resentment on Lu Xiaobu's body, the smile on Su Luo's lips became even stronger.

How could he let the opponent go so easily if he didn't fight hard this time?

"Brother Su, I really have something to do. My dog ​​is pregnant and may give birth in the next few days. I want to go back and take a look early!" Lu Xiaobu had an idea and found a perfect excuse.

Su Luo asked in surprise: "Is that dog pregnant with yours?"

puff!

After hearing Brother Su's words, Lu Xiaobu vomited out a mouthful of blood.

Brother Su, this devil!

You can even ask such devilish things!

He looked at Brother Su with an increasingly resentful look.

"The resentment from Lu Xiaobu is worth 999!"

"The resentment from Lu Xiaobu is worth 1022!"

"The resentment from Lu Xiaobu is worth 1055!"

Seeing Lu Xiaobu looking at him in confusion, Su Luo was also shocked: "No way, no way. Looking at you like this, I can't really be right."

Lu Xiaobu:? ? ? ? ?

What kind of imaginative thinking does Brother Su have?

He was stunned.

Lu Xiaobu quickly retorted: "Brother Su, don't mess with me. We sat at the front and back tables in high school. Don't you know me yet? No matter what I do, there is no way I would attack the dog at home."

Su Luo was silent for a while after hearing this.

He raised his head, glanced at Lu Xiaobu, and murmured softly: "It's precisely because I know you very well that I'm worried about your dog."

Lu Xiaobu almost fainted and fell to the ground.

What does it mean to worry about his dog just because you know him?

He wouldn't do weird things to the family dog.

Haven’t seen each other for several years.

Why is Brother Su talking so arrogantly?

Pipi shrimp is a shrimp.

Lu Xiaobu forced the topic to change to his wedding in a few days.

Since Brother Su is so rich and can afford to drive a luxury car like a Lamborghini, he naturally has to spend a lot of money.

Lu Xiaobu took out his mobile phone. The screen saver was a photo of two people hugging each other.

He felt confident again when talking about his fiancée.

His fiancée is not ugly, and he spent a lot of time chasing her to find her.

Lu Xiaobu is very confident about his girlfriend.

He pointed at his girlfriend on the screen saver and said to Brother Su next to him: "Brother Su, look at how pretty my girlfriend is. She has good looks!"

Su Luo took a look.

He took a breath when he saw the crooked tree on the screen saver that was twisted like a Muggle.

This beauty is level ten.

I can’t tell whether it’s a human or a ghost.

At this moment, Tutu Jiang next to him looked at him eagerly: "I'm hungry, and I want some steamed dumplings!"

"You're a pig, didn't you just finish eating?" Su Luo joked.

You just had a big meal, and it’s only been ten minutes now. Are you hungry again?

Really a foodie.

"It's not because of you. You asked me to drive. I was almost hit by a battery car on the way here. It scared me to death, and then made me hungry." Tutu Jiang looked at Su Luo resentfully. Take a look and hum.

Scared and hungry?

Su Luo couldn't laugh or cry.

Women are really complicated animals, and they can get hungry just by being scared.

Lu Xiaobu, who was sitting next to him, suddenly looked bad.

He suddenly thought of the pretty beauty next to him.

He could figure it out without using his brain. The relationship between this beauty and Brother Su must be unusual.

What about the stupid way he showed off his fiancée just now? ? ?

Show off your hammer.

Lu Xiaobu took a deep breath.

His fiancée is completely incompetent!

Cao!

Lu Xiaobu couldn't help but curse. Even if his car wasn't as good as others, he couldn't even compare to others in terms of girlfriends.

Thinking of this, envy flashed in his eyes.

"Let's go, my dog ​​is really going to give birth!"

Lu Xiaobu said goodbye to Su Luo, got up from the table and prepared to leave.

I can't stay here any longer.

When he thought about Brother Su owning a multi-million dollar car and having such a beautiful girlfriend, the more he thought about it, the angrier he became.

Su Luo once again made a shocking statement: "Brother, tell me honestly, seeing how anxious you are, do you really want to be a father? That dog... hmm?"

Lu Xiaobu: (╯‵□)╯︵┻━┻

puff!

puff!

puff!

Hearing Brother Su's serious look, Lu Xiaobu almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

Brother Su, you are so naughty.

He wanted to use a needle to sew Brother Su's mouth shut.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a resentment value of 1999 from Lu Xiaobu!"