City: A Bit Of Skin, Double The Happiness

Yang Wei coughed: "Can you reply to what I said, otherwise I will be very embarrassed!"

The witty bodyguards nearby responded quickly: "Welcome Westbrook!"

There is a bodyguard next to him who is even more witty.

He pulled up a chair next to him and said to Westbrook: "Westbrook, sit down quickly!"

Yang Wei was very satisfied.

This is the bodyguard of a wealthy family.

Not only can they fight, but they must also be able to cooperate with each other and appear in time to help the owner solve the embarrassment when the owner is embarrassed.

Especially the security guard who pulled out a chair for him was really pleasing to his eyes.

Yang Wei sat down directly on the chair.

He looked at Liu Xinxin next to him and said, "Xinxin, my uncle definitely doesn't want you to stay with such a person!"

Yang Wei said this very seriously.

There was a sense of threat in the words.

He would really complain.

He believed that his uncle would not allow his daughter to stay with a pretty boy all day long.

Liu Xinxin didn't say a word.

She glanced at Su Luo next to her and found that he had been looking at the chair under Yang Wei's butt. She suddenly thought of something and couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Liu Xinxin's alluring smile immediately followed Su Luo's laughter.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......"

The two looked at each other and laughed together.

"What are you laughing at?"

Yang Wei was stunned for a long time and then asked in confusion.

"I just saw a joke on my phone. It was so funny!" Su Luo couldn't help but laugh halfway through.

"I also saw a joke just now, and I thought it was very funny." Liu Xinxin agreed.

Yang Wei asked in confusion: "So you are seeing the same joke?"

Su Luo and Liu Xinxin looked at each other and nodded: "It should be the same joke."

"I just want to see what kind of joke is so funny!"

Yang Wei was just about to get up and walk over, when he suddenly felt his butt sink.

He stood up vigorously.

After getting up, everyone else was dumbfounded.

He directly brought the chair with him.

And no matter how hard he pulled the chair, he couldn't pull away the chair that was stuck to his butt.

puff!

Su Luo and Liu Xinxin couldn't bear it anymore and laughed again.

"The resentment from Yang Wei is worth 1666!"

"The resentment from Yang Wei is worth 1999!"

"The resentment from Yang Wei is worth 2999!"

Seeing the laughter of Liu Xinxin and that pretty boy, he was furious on the spot.

The resentment around him suddenly burst out.

He finally understood what Liu Xinxin and this pretty boy were laughing at just now. The joke in their mouths was himself.

Thinking of this, he became furious.

Yang Wei suddenly realized that he had been tricked. There was something wrong with this chair, a big problem.

He kicked the bodyguard who had just brought him a chair to the ground. This bastard was the fault of this bastard.

"The resentment value from the bodyguard is +999, +1111, +1222"

The bodyguard who was thrown to the ground dared not speak in anger.

He is also going to die soon. Who is so wicked these days, pouring water on the chair?

After receiving a wave of resentment from Yang Wei and the bodyguard, Su Luo added fuel to the fire: "Yes, I poured the water on the chair!"

puff!

Yang Wei and the bodyguards on the ground both vomited blood.

This guy must be poisonous.

This guy has such a dirty heart?

"The resentment from Yang Wei is worth 1999!"

"The resentment from the bodyguard is worth 1999!"

Yang Wei looked at Su Luo with a sinister look; "Boy, do you know who I am? Do you know who you offended? If you offend me, you will definitely end up worse than death."

Su Luo smiled and said, "Aren't you Wu Dalang?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned.

The air froze.

Yang Wei didn't understand it at first, but then he suddenly realized it.

This bastard said he was short, as short as Wu Dalang.

What he hates most in his life is that others say he is short.

This is his biggest pain point.

"The resentment value from Yang Wei is +1999, +2999, +3999!"

Three consecutive system sounds add up to nine thousand resentment points.

Seeing Yang Wei's angry gaze, Su Luo picked up a small bench next to him and threw it next to him.

He looked at Yang Wei with a mean look on his face and said, "I'll give you a small bench. You step on it, jump up and beat me!"

puff!

Yang Wei was almost so angry that he had an internal gland attack.

This bastard is too cheap.

Ever since he was a child, no one had dared to mock him so arrogantly.

He was a little crazy.

"Young pretty boy, I will let you know the consequences of offending me!"

Yang Wei said harsh words directly. If he loses face today, he will probably become a laughing stock in the second generation circle in Jiangcheng.

Su Luo: "Brother, don't be angry. In fact, I envy you very much!"

Yang Wei sneered: "Are you afraid? Now you want to beg for mercy? I tell you, it's too late!"

Su Luo chuckled and said, "Brother, I really envy you because you always buy tickets at half discount. With your height, those ticket checkers think you are a primary school student and won't stop you!"

Yang Wei: (╯‵□)╯︵┻━┻

The irritated mouthful of blood stuck in his throat, making him extremely uncomfortable.

"The resentment value from Yang Wei is +2999!"

Su Luo tasted the sweetness and naturally refused to stop there.

He continued: "Brother, I not only envy you for always buying tickets at half discount, but I also envy you for never having to worry about the quilt being not long enough. In winter, if you feel the quilt is not thick enough, you can fold it in half to cover it. Think about tall guys. not bad?"