City Exchange Life Club

In March of the first year of Zhongping, the Yellow Turban Army led by Zhang Jiao, the leader of Taiping Road, who called himself General Tiangong, had swept across Jizhou, Nanyang, Yingchuan and other places.

Emperor Ling took Nanyin Hejin as the general, and led his left and right Yulin and five battalions to settle in Luoyang Duting to defend the capital.

At the same time, Lu Zhi was ordered to lead the army to attack the Yellow Turbans under Zhang Jiao in Jizhou area.

The Han Dynasty, which has been revived for the second time, will start to shake up from then on. Of course, all of this has nothing to do with Sun Wukong, who has been under the Wuxing Mountain for more than 170 years. He just wants to get out of trouble.

During these one hundred and seventy years, he was only given iron pills to eat when he was hungry, and only copper juice to drink when he was thirsty.

He just wants to get out of trouble and then turn the world upside down!

After all, the monkeys have only been suppressed for less than two hundred years now, and the resentment in their hearts has not been smoothed out, let alone arrogance. It will take hundreds of years before the resentment and arrogance will be smoothed out and become smooth.

And speaking of this day, Sun Wukong was hungry again, so he shouted: "Where is the land old man, come out quickly."

When the Tathagata suppressed him, he sent five parties to guard him here, and arranged land to feed him.

"Is the Great Sage thirsty or hungry?" The little old man in the land held the iron pill in one hand and the copper juice in the other.

Sun Wukong, who was already hungry, saw these two things and became angry again: "When my old grandson goes out, he will definitely kill that Lingshan bald donkey!"

"The Great Sage speaks carefully, the Buddha is merciful, or the Great Sage knows he is wrong, so he will let the Great Sage go." Tu Tu advised.

Sun Wukong dismissed it: "Bah! You old man is also a bald donkey and a lackey, so naturally you will face him."

At this moment, he suddenly saw a young man in a red robe appear next to him, his eyes lit up and he shouted: "Come here, you have something to eat."

Wufang Jieti also locked on Zhao Yan. After seeing that the other party was just a little fairy, he put down his guard and stopped caring. As long as Zhao Yan didn't kill himself to reveal the seal on Lingshan, they would not show up. of.

"Sun Wukong?" Zhao Yan looked at the sound.

I didn't expect Zhulong to send him directly to the Five Elements Mountain. Senior Zhulong is so sweet.

Senior, Tie Tie (⌯︎¤̴̶̷̀ω¤̴̶̷́)✧︎

Sun Wukong asked, "Do you know my grandson?"

Bullshit, there are many monkeys in the world, but you are the only one who has been crushed by the mountain.

Of course, speaking is about art.

"The great sage is famous, no one knows it, no one knows it." Zhao Yan boasted.

I never dreamed that I would blow monkeys in my life.

Sun Wukong smiled resignedly, and then showed a self-deprecating look: "But it's just an ordinary monkey that eats iron pills and drinks copper juice."

Fart, can ordinary monkeys eat iron and drink copper?

"Dare to insult the great sage with these garbage, you drop, get out of the way, otherwise, you will die." Zhao Yan looked at the land like Wu Dalang with an angry face.

Wu Dalang... ah no, the old man from the land said with a wry smile: "Supreme Immortal calms down his anger, it's not the little old man's intention to humiliate, it's really the life of the Buddha."

Nonsense, use you to say, I don't know? Isn't this because I don't dare to scold Buddha and his old man?

Of course I can only scold you.

"Nonsense!" Zhao Yan scolded and cupped his fists at the West: "Buddha, his old man is compassionate and open-minded, how could he do such a thing, you must be taking advantage of this to deceive others!"

Buddha, you see, I respect you very much, you must not kick me out of the room!

Of course, Zhao Yan was thinking too much, because for some special reasons, except for Wufang Jiedi and others who saw him appear with the naked eye, the great masters of Buddha did not feel his extra anomaly at all.

But he doesn't know this, so he sticks out his tongue to the big guys in this world, lick!

The old man of the land turned round and round with grievances and fears.

Sun Wukong snorted coldly: "I didn't expect to be another guy who admires Lingshan's bald donkey, blind!"

He has no affection for Lingshan.

"The Great Sage's words are bad, I just respect the seniors on the path of cultivation. For example, I also respect you." Zhao Yan said with a smile.

He has to find out how long it will take for Sun Wukong to be born, because that is the chance for him to get the inheritance.

After all, he can't split the Wuzhi Mountain now, can he? What's more, he doesn't have the ability.

So he had to get close to Sun Wukong first.

After all, he has also learned the seventy-two techniques of Earth Demon.

He and the monkey can also be considered reluctant teachers to go out of the same door.

Sun Wukong said coldly, "It's not necessary."

The years of being oppressed are not long or short. His anger and resentment towards Lingshan Jiyu is at its peak now, so he hates Wu Jiwu. He doesn't like Lingshan, Zhao Yan likes it, so he doesn't like Zhao Yan either.

"Great... Great Sage, do you still eat?" Wu Dalang, who was ignored, had the same height and was cautious.

Before Sun Wukong spoke, Zhao Yan scolded angrily, "Are these things people eat?"

"No, it was eaten by monkeys," said the land.

Zhao Yan: "..."

Sun Wukong: "..."

You are very brave, brother, Zhao Yan looked at his apprentice in admiration, are you the outstanding young man of the world?

Sun Wukong grinned at the land.

The land was about to cry, and hurriedly explained: "I don't mean that, the little old man is just stupid, and the Buddha ordered you to eat."

"Get out, get out, if you don't get out, I'll make you into a dish for the Great Sage to drink." Zhao Yan drove away.

The land quickly replied: "Yes, yes, the little old man will leave now."

As the grass-roots employees of Heavenly Court in the world, although they are very respected by mortals.

But if you meet any immortal, you have to kneel and lick.

"How can the great sage eat those things? I have good food and wine here to drink with the great sage." After the land left, Zhao Yan looked at Sun Wukong and said.

Sun Wukong snorted coldly and turned his head: "What delicious delicacies have I never eaten? I just want to make friends with Lao Sun Pan with mere wine and food? It's ridiculous, I'm not the same as you, leave quickly, so that my old grandson can see it. When you are upset, you can’t see your eyes and your heart is quiet.”

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"Brother Zhao, give my grandson another bite."

"Ow~ Fragrant! This meat is really fragrant!"

"Brother Zhao, if it wasn't for my old grandson who is in trouble now, I have to swoop in with you, come on."

At the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, in front of Monkey King, there was a boiling hot pot, Zhao Yan served next to him, and the two were called brothers, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

Sun Wukong has not eaten such delicious food for more than 170 years.

Ah no, he had never eaten such delicious food more than one hundred and seventy years ago.

Although the heavenly delicacies are delicious, the food called hot pot brought him a whole new feeling.

"Brother Sun, how long have you been held here?" After getting closer, Zhao Yan asked about the business.

Sun Wukong sighed, and there was a trace of melancholy in his eyes: "It has been one hundred and seventy years since spring and winter have passed."

"puff--"

Zhao Yan sprayed his head with a sip of Coke.

Sun Wukong looked at him resentfully.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Zhao Yan quickly cast a spell to help him clean up.

But he couldn't help but yell in his heart.

There are still more than three hundred years before the birth of Sun Wukong and the explosion of the Five Elements Mountain!

Candle Dragon is a thousand knives!

Why didn't he send me to the time when Pangu opened the world?

Candle Dragon: I want to, but I can't.

Does he have to wait more than three hundred years?

no! Absolutely not!

But what is he going to do?

and many more!

Zhao Yan found that there was a misunderstanding in his thinking.

Why did he have to wait for the Wuxingshan to explode when Sun Wukong was born? He could take the initiative to enter the Wuxingshan to find it!

And the risk is greatly reduced.

What's more, when Sun Wukong was born in the original history, there was no Buddha inheritance in the Five Elements Mountains.

The inheritance of the Buddha is hidden in the Five Elements Mountains.

When the Five Elements Mountains disappear, the inheritance disappears.

If he wants to enter the Five Elements Mountain, he only needs to get the five directions to guard Sun Wukong here.

But there is another problem, he may have been targeted by the Jade Emperor Tathagata.

What if he enters the Five Elements Mountain to get the inheritance and is robbed? The Jade Emperor may not like it, but what about the Buddha?

And even if he gets the inheritance and returns to Blue Star, will Buddha follow the timeline to hunt him down?

Zhao Yan didn't know that all the great powers of the Great Wilderness like the Jade Emperor and the Buddha didn't find him at all.

So I felt uneasy and thought more.

"Brother Zhao, what are you thinking?" Sun Wukong asked curiously when he saw his uncertain face.

Zhao Yan's face returned to normal, and smiled: "It's nothing, come and come, let's eat vegetables."

Because Sun Wukong can only stretch his head out.

So Zhao Yan had to feed him.

He was not so kind to his wife.

So far, he has only offered to feed his wife one thing.

His wife fed him two.

On the Wuxing Mountain, the Wufang Jieti closed his eyes and rested his mind.

But in fact, they were not in a calm mood at this time.

Because the aroma of the hot pot came up.

They can block their sense of smell, but they don't do that. After all, they can't eat it, and they can't even smell it. That would be too sinful (Sichuan dialect).

"This person is close to Sun Wukong, maybe he has bad intentions, why don't he drive him away." Mo Kejie wanted to be out of sight and out of mind, so he drove Zhao Yan out of the Five Elements Mountain.

Yintou Jieti said: "No, I can see that this person's words are quite intended to be Buddha. If we come forward to drive him away, it will inevitably make him feel bad about Buddhism."

"But this person is messing with my mind here, and I must drive him away." Mo Kejiadi said through gritted teeth.

It was so fragrant that he could hardly bear it.

Yes, monks don't eat meat, but there are also vegetarian dishes in the hot pot. He really wants to go down and taste it!

Jintou Jieti said: "Since the two of you have a dispute about this, why not report to the Buddha?"

"Good, good." Brahakati nodded.

The Brahma monk Gyati volunteered: "I will go to the west to see the Buddha and ask the Buddha what to do with it."

Buddhism is like this, if you have any indecision, you can ask the high-level officials for advice and listen to the teachings and guidance of the high-level leaders.

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Let us say that the Brahma Sangha Kati arrived at Lingshan.

The Buddha asked him if he was not clocking in at Wuxingshan for work, and why he came to Lingshan.

The Brahma monk Jieti told the story of Zhao Yan.

And they told the truth, and said that the food called hot pot disturbed the power of their Buddha's heart.

The Buddha looked at Lingshan and saw Zhao Yan who was cooking the hot pot at a glance, but for some reason he didn't see through Zhao Yan's heels, thinking that Zhao Yan was a fairy of the Phoenix family, and said, "Let him go, er If you can be disturbed by the desire of the mouth and stomach, it means that the Buddha's mind is unstable, and this time is also used for training the mind."

The Brahma monk Jieti returned to the Five Elements Mountain again and gave the other four Jieti the meaning of the Buddha.

The four Jie Di heard the words and looked at each other, all with wry smiles. The old man of Buddha was standing and talking without back pain. The food that this surnamed Zhao brought out was all kinds of food, I don't know how it tasted, but it was intriguing to the taste buds. On the one hand, it is really great.

"It's better to drive him away, why should we ask for torment?" Yintou Kaidi said.

He was the one who opposed the expulsion of Zhao Yan before.

Now he was the first to bring it up.

As long as it was because the Brahma monk Gaiti went to Lingshan for the past few days, Zhao Yan made a lot of food.

They haven't even seen each other, greedy!

Jintoujia came up with an idea: "We don't use the real body of Buddhism to drive him away, but to drive him away with the appearance of a loose immortal in the world. He won't hate Buddhism because of this, and he will still be devoted to Buddha."

"This is a great word, let the poor monk go." Mo Kejiati was the first person who proposed to chase Zhao Yan.

The other four all nodded.

At this time, at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Zhao Yan was grilling wagyu beef on a barbecue grill.

Since getting to know Zhao Yan, Sun Wukong feels that his neck is a little sore now because he has gained weight.

There is no love for no reason in the world.

He felt that Zhao Yan must be plotting something against him.

But these are the real food!

I won't mention whether I should help him or not, anyway, my old grandson will eat the benefits first and then talk about it.

"Brother Zhao, how long will it take to eat?" Sun Wukong asked impatiently, but luckily his hands were stuck in the mountains, otherwise he would have to scratch his head.

Zhao Yan sprinkled a layer of cumin: "Okay."

"That man, who allowed you to make a fire here, don't leave quickly."

A discordant voice came.

Zhao Yan and Sun Wukong looked at the sound at the same time.

I saw a middle-aged Taoist priest walking over.

"Tai! You are that green onion again, this is my old grandson's territory!" Sun Wukong grinned.

"Poor... Poor Dao Yuyangzi, if you want to stand here, this will be the presence of the poor Dao in the future, that man leave quickly, otherwise I am welcome."

The middle-aged Taoist stared at Zhao Yan coldly.

This, of course, is what Mokogati has changed.

Zhao Yan feels that this guy is sick, don't you a cultivator know where the Five Elements Mountain is?

Dare to be your dojo.

When was the Taoist so stupid?

impossible! So this is a fake Taoist!

Who would be so underworld?

There is no doubt that it is a Buddhist.

And here is the Five Elements Mountain, so it is probably one of the five directions to guard Sun Wukong.

Zhao Yan said calmly: "Meeting is fate, why doesn't the Taoist master come and have two bites together?"