City Exchange Life Club

There is nothing that a hot pot can't solve.

A single malatang can be done seven times a night.

Is it difficult to get several monks in one hot pot?

The answer is: not difficult!

"Brother Zhao, if it weren't for you, we wouldn't have the pleasure of eating meat in our lives." Jintou Jiedi hugged Zhao Yan's shoulders with a loving look on his face.

Zhao Yan said with a smile: "Wrong! Big mistake! What you enjoy is not the pleasure of eating meat, but the pleasure of breaking the precept, think about it carefully."

Wu Fang Jie Di was stunned for a moment, looked at each other and thought about it carefully, it seems that this is the truth!

Compared with eating meat, the thing that can give them more excitement is actually breaking the ring. This feeling is like breaking the place. For the first time, I am nervous and excited.

"Brother, how old are you? When you are several thousand years old, when you are eating, drinking, prostituting, and gambling, why do you have to abide by the rules and regulations?" Zhao Yan put his arms around Jintoujie's shoulders, and gave a heartfelt teaching.

Jintou Jiedi's "baby body" trembled, like a dick, grabbed Zhao Yan's shoulder, tears in his eyes: "You're right! Thinking about my years, I can't even be a **** dog. !"

"It's so happy just to break the meat ring. If we break all the rings, then we won't be able to take off?"

Zhao Yan was full of relief: "Congratulations, you have realized the true meaning of life, so what are you waiting for? The girls in the brothel are not as fragrant as hot pot?"

"I'll be back when I go." Wufang Jieti put down his chopsticks in unison, turned into golden light and flew down the mountain.

Sun Wukong looked at Zhao Yan: "Hey, you kid is really a devil with all five poisons, you are not afraid that the Buddha will press you here to be with my grandson?"

"I'm not afraid of wind and rain, just to be able to see my home, I'm talking and talking, a legend..." Zhao Yan played him a passionate song when he was young on his mobile phone, so that he could understand it slowly.

Then he took a few steps back, watched the saliva drooling down the mountain of the Five Elements Mountain, directly performed the wall penetration technique, and then slammed into the Five Elements Mountain.

"Bang!"

"Ouch!"

Zhao Yan put on the stone with anticipation, and made a crisp sound.

Does it sound good? A good sound is a good head.

"Hahahaha..." Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and then laughed out a pig's cry: "It's really happy to kill my old grandson, after a long time, you tricked them away because you wanted to enter the Wuxing Mountain, hahaha, if that's the case Simple, does my grandson still need to lie down here?"

"Hehe, of course I'm not as smart as you. After all, I haven't been crushed by this mountain. How do I know?"

Dead monkey dare to laugh at Lao Tzu? In terms of yin and yang, Zhao Yan has never been weaker than others in his life.

Sun Wukong's laughter stopped abruptly, and the monkey face gradually distorted: "Boy, if my old grandson hadn't been able to escape now, I'd have to let you know how powerful it is!"

"I already know how powerful you are. You are the first monkey in the Great Wilderness to be crushed under the Wuxing Mountain by Tathagata Buddha. Isn't that amazing?" Zhao Yan leaned over to him and said seriously.

Come on, hurt each other, I'm afraid Hu!

Sun Wukong bared his teeth and grinned: "Can you stop talking about me being pinned down the mountain?"

Don't I know it myself! ! !

"Brother Monkey, then tell me how I can get in." Zhao Yan asked for advice sincerely.

He originally thought that if the great masters such as the Tathagata Buddha did not find out that he was a stowaways, as long as he deceived the Wufang Kaidi, he would be able to enter the Wuxing Mountain and take the inheritance.

But the plan was unexpected.

Reality is cruel!

Tanima can't get in at all!

Can't get in by force.

Too tight!

Sun Wukong smiled: "Go and take off the Buddha stickers on the mountain, and you can go in."

"Do you think I'm a fool?" Zhao Yan sneered, and when the Buddha sticker was removed, Sun Wukong could get out of trouble.

Of course, this has nothing to do with Zhao Yan.

The key is that if he releases Sun Wukong, then the Tathagata Buddha cannot slap him to death.

Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Then there's no way. The Five Elements Mountain and the five elements are one, and there is no gap outside. Although I don't know what you are going in for, my old grandson knows that you will definitely not be able to enter."

"Who said there are no gaps?" Zhao Yan smiled at the monkey head that Sun Wukong stretched out.

What a big gap on this horse!

Then he turned into a mosquito.

Sun Wukong got out of trouble: "Seventy-two changes!"

Of course he could see that Zhao Yan's method of change came from the same seventy-two techniques as him.

"How did you learn the seventy-two arts!"

"The lottery draw at station b, don't bother me."

Zhao Yan flew in through the hole where Sun Wukong stuck his head out, and the space inside was slightly larger.

Sun Wukong's body was barely able to move inside, but the space was too small, and his head could not be retracted.

Zhao Yan turned into a pangolin and began to dig the soil.

"Brother Zhao, what are you doing!"

Sun Wukong's mana was imprisoned by the Buddha stickers attached to the Five Elements Mountain, so he could not perceive what Zhao Yan was doing.

I can only feel that there are constantly stones hitting my body.

Zhao Yan didn't answer him at all and kept digging.

He was still a little worried, whether he would accidentally dig out the sealed snake essence and scorpion essence like the pangolin in the gourd baby.

Soon, the space inside is getting bigger and bigger.

Sun Wukong can retract his head.

"One hundred years later, my old grandson is finally able to move his muscles and bones!" Sun Wukong almost cried.

Zhao Yan turned into a human body: "I dug out a stone house for you, and I have done my best to you."

Then he set up the sofa in the cave, and said to Sun Wukong, "You can pretend to stick your head out during the day, and you can come back to sleep at night when you shrink back."

In the future, when Sun Wukong is suppressed for five hundred years, it will be like punching in at work, and it will not be uncomfortable, because who would have thought that there is a stone house inside the Five Elements Mountain?

From the outside, it seems that Sun Wukong can only stick his head outside to endure the wind and rain. In fact, the stone house has everything in it, working during the day and resting at night.

Isn't this beautiful?

"Good brother, just help the old grandson, just hollow out this mountain and let my old grandson escape."

Sun Wukong said with a hippie smile.

"Don't think about it, it's okay to dig a hole. If you really let you out, the Tathagata should trouble me."

After Zhao Yan finished speaking, he directly turned into a wisp of blue smoke and went deep into the interior of the Five Elements Mountain and began to look for it.

Sun Wukong lay on the sofa with a comfortable expression: "The next three hundred years will not be difficult."

Zhao Yan searched hard inside the Five Elements Mountain, and Emperor Tian paid off, and finally let him find it.

A jade seal emitting a faint blue light floated inside the mountain. Zhao Yan reached out his hand excitedly to get it, but the jade seal took the initiative to fly into his hands.

The seal is only the size of a fist, with a vivid purple gold dragon on it, and the word "Buddha" is engraved on the bottom, as if it contains endless mystery.

Then the jade seal of the Buddha turned into a blue light and shot directly into his sea of ​​consciousness.

[Author's digression]: There is another chapter of 4,000 words, please ask for a silver note!