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Chapter 192: Brother Chen, you are so humorous

"Dingling~dingling~dingling~"

"Dang~"

"The yin person goes on the road, the yang person avoids, if there is a collision, a hundred disasters will be born."

"Dang~"

The sound of bells, gongs, and yelling with a unique rhythm spread far and wide in the silent mountains and forests.

In the light of the moonlight, two men in green shirts and hoods walked ahead, one thin and the other fat, one holding a flag and ringing a bell, and the other knocking a gong to open the way.

Behind them, ten dark corpses jumped step by step with the bell, and their steps fell on the dead leaves with a rustle.

Next to him, a woman in a red dress appeared from time to time, with her feet floating in the air, she was proud of her figure, with a beautiful face, her white calves were like fat, but her beauty was somewhat strange.

If someone saw this weird scene, they would definitely be scared to death.

The corpse carpenter doesn't light the lights, only uses the moonlight to drive, and only drives at night.

Because there are a lot of people during the day and the yang energy is heavy, it is easy to disturb the corpse. The living will rush into the dead, and the dead will also frighten the living. Therefore, the habit of driving the corpse only at night has been formed.

The origins of these ten corpses, Su Xun, have been found from the remaining objects on their bodies. They are all Sichuan Army, but their specific addresses are not clear.

Yi Su Xun thought, as long as these ancestors were sent back to Shu, it should be regarded as returning home and returning to their roots.

After entering Shu, they should be sent to the local military camp at that time, or armed, and the ministry will do. Naturally, someone will arrange for these heroes.

In other words, he and Mei Wenhua had to walk all the way over the mountains, and they could only drive at night, bringing these corpses into the Shu area from Xiangxi.

You have to traverse the entire province in the middle. Even if you use the wind protection charm, it can increase the speed of these corpses, but it will take several days at the fastest.

What's more, there is a local corpse chasing culture in Xiangxi, so roads outside the village are specially built for the chasing corpses to go. People in the village will take the initiative to close the door and tie their dogs when they hear the sound of gongs and bells.

However, after leaving the boundary of Western Hunan, other provinces have no corpse chasing culture. Since they can pass through the village, the villagers can't understand the meaning of gongs and bells. That is the most troublesome.

Not only can't leash the dog, maybe even people will come out to watch because of curiosity.

Therefore, on this road, it is destined to be insecure.

………………

On the other side, Jiang Chen and the actress lost their way in a panic, and it took a lot of work to finally return to the camp of the crew.

Most of the crew is a group of young people, there are many mosquitoes in the wild, and the sound of the generator is noisy, so I can't sleep at all.

When they saw Jiang Chen and the actress running out of the forest in embarrassment, they were all startled.

I saw that Jiang Chen and the actress had messy hair, their clothes were stained with a lot of soil and grass seeds, their pants and skirts were wet, the actress's high heels were long gone, and her delicate feet were covered with blood.

Seeing this scene, everyone looked at each other, no one spoke, only one thought in their minds.

Damn it, is it so hard?

Looking at the wet marks on the pants and skirts, both of them have a lot of water (´・ω・`).

"There are... ghosts... no, there are... zombies, so many zombies."

Jiang Chen gasped and stammered.

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and felt that this joke was not funny at all, and it was even a bit cold at night.

But who made the joke about Jiang Chen, the popular fried chicken?

Even if he pointed to a pile of **** and said it was funny, everyone had to laugh.

So everyone laughed out of face.

"Brother Chen is really humorous. Why didn't you find that Brother Chen has such a humorous cell besides singing and acting?"

"Yeah, it's so funny..."

"Hahahaha..."

Everyone is an actor, so it’s not that embarrassing to laugh, at least their acting skills are better than Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen knew these people didn’t believe it. He threw the phone over and said with an anxious face, “See for yourself, there are really zombies. I’m not afraid of this broken scene. I’ll leave now... No, I’ll leave at dawn, breach of contract. I will lose all money."

In the past, I used to shoot with facial value.

Now there is a danger of filming with life, so let's hurry up and flash.

"I...I'm not shooting anymore, I'm not shooting anymore." The actress also said tremblingly, her pretty face pale, obviously she hasn't been relieved yet.

Everyone looked at each other, because seeing the performance of these two people did not seem to be fake, after all, they all said that they would not be filming.

Then they clicked on the video on Jiang Chen's phone with a dubious attitude.

A few minutes later, a group of people stood in place with pale faces, originally they thought the silence in the forest was terrifying.

But after watching this video, they now feel that there are people watching them everywhere in the forest, which is even more terrifying.

"I...I won't shoot anymore, I won't wait for dawn, I...I will leave now."

A group performer threw his mobile phone to Jiang Chen, and didn't even collect his luggage. He took out his mobile phone and turned on the flashlight and slipped away.

"Wait for me, I won't shoot anymore."

"Stop shooting..."

A group of people followed one after another. After all, things like zombies came out. They would rather risk walking at night than stay in the forest anymore.

The law in horror movies tells them that to stay still is to wait for death.

Jiang Chen didn't dare to walk at night, thinking about the crowds here, he waited until dawn.

But now that everyone was gone, he didn't dare to stay any longer, and immediately followed him with a limping.

On the way, he uploaded this video to the Internet.

And with the text: "I didn't deliberately breached the contract, I was really scared, it turns out that there are really zombies in the world, and there are really corpse chasers in Xiangxi.

As we all know, the brains and fans of the little fresh meat are always paying attention to the idol dynamics at any time without going to bed most of the night.

So just after he posted on Weibo, many people responded in the comment area.

"What is this, is it your brother's new play promo?"

This is obviously not only a reply without watching the video but also without watching the title.

"Fuck, I'm scared to death, there are zombies!"

"That corpse chaser is so handsome, even if he can't see his face, that fat guy is brave."

"Repost and forward, I will never dare to go home at two or three in the morning."

"As a native of Xiangxi, I only believed for the first time today that the corpse chaser really exists."

"What's going on in the last few days, first the aliens, and then the corpse slayer. The Three Views that I have spent twenty years to establish are being shattered by the impact."

The video began to spread wildly, more and more people watched it, and the popularity remained high in the early morning.

In the mountains, the director who had already slept got up to urinate, only to find that all the tents were empty and all the people were gone.

He paused to release the water, and wiped his eyes with his right hand holding the faucet, making sure that there was no dazzling, and his expression was dumbfounded: "Fuck, where's the man?"

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