City: I Have a New Identity Weekly
Chapter 653: Team up to steal the cat
Above the Rolls Royce.
"How do you feel?" Su Xun asked, typing.
Henggu hasn't been completely refined yet, it's uncomfortable to speak forcibly, and it's easy to type.
Zhao Ziling exhaled: "Cool!"
"Then next time you try to slap her yourself, it will definitely be even better."
Zhao Ziling shook her head: "I'm afraid my hands are dirty, they are not worthy."
"That's right, you have to have this kind of mentality." Su Xun agreed, and then typed a long one: "Originally I was going to help you up, now with Shen Xun, I'm afraid you don't need to come out in person."
"Isn't that better? I can play with you." Zhao Ziling wouldn't want to live so tired if it wasn't for the sake of seeking justice for her mother.
Now that Su Xun and Shen Xun are there, of course she is happy and free.
Su Xun was a little speechless: "I am not a real cat, so I don't need you to play with me."
The scene of Zhao Ziling teasing herself with a cat stick came into her mind involuntarily. Thinking about it, he shivered.
"I'm talking about making videos. I want you to be the most popular cat on the net!" Zhao Ziling has a new goal.
I got home in half an hour.
"Wow..."
As soon as the door opened, Xiao Er ran out with his tongue out, and his two front feet kept pulling on Zhao Ziling, begging for a hug.
"It's so heavy, like a pig, I can't hold it anymore." Zhao Ziling dragged his two front feet and dragged him into the living room.
Zhao Ziling eagerly took out her mobile phone to take a video of Su Xun.
Of course, Xiao Er should also bring it.
This time I took a video of a cat commanding a dog.
In the video, Su Xun directed Xiao Er to sit down, lie down, stand up, and pick up flying saucers like a fool.
And Xiao Er, this idiot, did everything, and licked his face for praise after finishing.
After the video was uploaded, the reaction was very strong.
"666, these cats and dogs are both refined, right?"
"This cat is much smarter than that dog. One is for command and the other is for doing things."
"It's awesome, I don't dare to raise such a cat because I'm afraid he thinks I am stupid."
"Quickly, tie me with a rope, and send the cat to school, don't delay the child."
"Form a team to steal the cat 1/1. Okay, the team is ready. Let's set off tonight."
The more popular videos officially give more traffic, and yesterday's video has exceeded 10 million views.
Today, the video has been uploaded less than an hour, and it has surpassed 3 million views, and the following fans of the Moyin account have broken through tens of millions.
In this fast-paced society, many people want to keep pets but do not have time, so a vocabulary was born called Yunlu Mao.
Today's Su Xun is in a mess and has become the target of countless netizens.
……………
Two o'clock in the morning.
Zhao Ziling slept peacefully, Su Xun moved her ears and got out of the quilt.
I walked to the balcony and found a section of ham on the balcony.
Xiao Er ran over, opened his mouth and held the ham, then handed it to Su Xun.
Heavenly delicacies, eat first in the cauldron.
Su Xun rolled his eyes, put a paw on his face, and pointed to the trash can.
Suddenly a section of peeled ham flew in this night, and I knew there was something wrong.
What's more, even if it was all right, he would never eat what he picked up from the ground.
It was still held by a dog.
Xiao Er was a little aggrieved, bowed his head, shouted the ham sausage, and threw it into the trash can reluctantly.
downstairs.
The two figures are sneaky.
"Big Brother, it's okay, I just saw the dog vaguely took the ham away. Now it must have been stunned by the medicine. Let's do it."
A short man said to the tall man beside him.
The taller nodded: "Go, do it."
After the words fell, the two put on masks and hats and touched upstairs sneakily.
When they came to the door of Zhao Ziling's house, the two took out the tools they had prepared to pry the door.
"Big brother, if we stole the cat this time, we really made a fortune." The short man whispered a little excitedly.
The taller smiled: "Nonsense, this cat is a cash cow, and the dog, since they are all dizzy, take them away together, all right, stop talking, be quicker, open the door first."
That's right, these two people teamed up to steal Su Xun.
Netizens are talking about it, but these two guys really put in action.
"Made, I'm sorry, forgot to bring a hammer."
The little man who opened the door said annoyedly.
The tall man almost died of anger when he heard this, and he whispered, "Isn't I asking you to check before you leave?"
When the chain is dropped at a critical time, this is the most anxious thing, especially what they are doing tonight is still stealing the dog... wrong, it is the business of stealing cats and dogs.
Just when the two were about to quarrel, a low voice suddenly came into their ears.
"How about I lend you a hammer?"
"Thank you so much, buddy..." The short man smiled and thanked him subconsciously, and then suddenly reacted and his voice stopped abruptly.
The tall man and the short man looked at each other, and the two swallowed, their bodies stiff, and slowly turned around.
I saw a black cat squatting behind him, looking at the two of them coldly.
Caught off guard, both of them were taken aback and almost yelled out.
But fortunately, their professional careers for many years have allowed them to develop a super emergency response, and abruptly suppressed the scream that was about to blur out.
"Big brother, how could it be a cat? What about the person who just spoke?" the short man asked.
The eldest brother gave a shocking voice: "Made, how do I know, I feel a little cautious at night."
"Wait!" The short man yelled in surprise, and patted his tall arm: "Brother, look, is this cat the one on the Internet."
Taller for a moment, he leaned in front of Su Xun to look carefully, and took out the phone pictures for comparison.
"It's really ha, there is nowhere to be found after breaking through the iron shoes, it is all effortless."
"Brother, God can't bear to see us continue to be poor, we are rich."
Both of them were extremely excited, and they suppressed their voices forcibly, and their excited bodies were shaking.
"Shhh... don't scare him away, hurry up, hey little fish, take it out." the tall man said.
The short man quickly took out the prepared dried fish to lure Su Xun: "Little cat, come, the delicious dried fish are all yours, eat quickly."
The dried fish is medicated just like the ham.
Su Xun just stared at the two of them motionlessly, as if watching two silly beeps.
"Big brother, why do I think he seems to despise me?" The short man suddenly said.
The tall man grinned: "We feel that way too."
"Silly beep." Su Xun spit out two words.
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