City: I Have a New Identity Weekly
Chapter 855: Small world population increase
Q: What does it feel like to fist?
Maitreya Buddha: Laxatives, people are traveling to the west, they just got off the mortal world, they have been beaten violently, this kind of feeling understands naturally, I will be beaten again, and hide first.
"Don't fight! Don't fight!"
"Tang Seng! Jin Chanzi! Stop it!"
Maitreya Buddha felt so painful, even if the fat was thicker than the armour, he could not stop the momentum of his fist.
In fact, there is more shock and fear in my heart.
Because even if Jin Chanzi recovered his memory and strength, it couldn't be that strong.
The unexpected things on the westward journey were also obvious, and they were all done by Seng Tang.
Monkey King: Oh, finally I don’t want to go back.
Su Xun is a very well-measured person, so he just beat Maitreya Buddha to gain weight and stopped.
"I will report this matter to the Buddha!"
Maitreya Buddha dragged the fat and stood up.
Su Xun smiled: "Do you think you have this opportunity? Originally, I didn't want to do anything to you, Lord Buddha, so why should I be forced to commit a crime?"
"Yes, people are forced out!" Zhu Bajie said angrily, watching Maitreya Buddha being beaten into a younger brother, and he felt so old.
The corners of Su Xun's mouth twitched, people were indeed forced out, but there is no need to say it.
Maitreya Buddha, who was always grinning at all times, can no longer laugh: "Although I don't know what means you used to suppress me, I want to go..."
"Hey!"
Su Xun grabbed his neck and made a mistake. This guy has no neck fat.
He grabbed his fat and slammed him against the wall, staring at him with a sullen smile: "You want to go, but you can't go."
A red robe clashed coldly, and his face was full of shame, Maitreya Buddha in his hands like a chicken.
"Jin Chanzi! You...you are insane!"
Maitreya Buddha stuttered because he felt the monstrous killing intent in Su Xun's eyes.
"I want to be enchanted, and the demons dare not accept it."
Su Xunfeng said lightly.
The three of Monkey King watched with enthusiasm.
One-handed abuse of Maitreya Buddha, do they still need to learn from the sutras to become a Buddha?
A picture emerged in the minds of the three:
When they walked to the West Tianling Mountain, Su Xun pinched Tathagata by the neck and threw him down like a dead dog, and then sat on his lotus platform and proclaimed himself Buddha.
Then the four of their disciples were also named Buddhas.
Think about it, they are all excited.
"Jin Chanzi, don't mess around, if I die, the Buddha will have the feeling, you can't escape death!"
Jin Chanzi panicked.
This feeling is like, you saw a dog and planned to kick him.
Then the dog suddenly turned into a wolf, and could bite your neck at any time.
"A fat body, send you to move bricks, and lose weight by the way, after all, too much fat is bad for your health, high blood pressure, high blood fat, high blood sugar, and harm the Buddha."
Su Xun's voice fell, and Maitreya Buddha was blocked by mana and stuffed into the small world before he could react.
…………
In the small world.
"Buddha from the East!"
When I saw an old acquaintance again, Green Bull and Land were quite happy.
One of the four great joys in life: meet old friends in another home.
"Quick! Help me up."
Maitreya Buddha was fat and without mana, it was difficult to get up when he fell to the ground on his own.
Qingniu cheered the Buddha for joy, ran up, bowed his head, and arched his horn on Maitreya Buddha's ass.
"Oh oh oh—"
Maitreya Buddha screamed, and his body brushed a few hundred pounds and jumped up like a spring.
It is a medical miracle.
"Blue Bull! Why are you here!"
Maitreya Buddha clutched his **** and stared at Green Bull with wide-open eyes. Taishang Lao Jun was looking for him everywhere, but Tang Seng was arrested.
"Buddha, how come you come here, then how can Tang Seng be the opponent of Buddha?"
Qing Niu and Tian looked at Maitreya Buddha eagerly. After all, in their opinion, with Maitreya Buddha's strength, Tang Seng wouldn't be caught.
What's more, Tang Seng is also a Buddhist disciple.
It's good to say that the Taoists who arrested them can't even fight with their own family members.
Maitreya Buddha instantly figured out the thoughts in the mind of this great man. With his eyes rolled, he smiled casually and said, "I asked to come in."
Just kidding, admitting that he was arrested by Monk Tang, did he not shame the Buddha from the East?
"Snapped!"
Before he was finished, a whip flew over and struck him.
"what!"
Without mana, Maitreya screamed.
"Fatty man, what are you doing? Why don't you come with me to move bricks!"
A ghost sternly scolded with a whip.
Qing Niu and Tian opened their eyes and looked at Maitreya Buddha. Is this what you said came in voluntarily?
An embarrassed batch of Maitreya Buddha, the fat on his face twitched: "I voluntarily moved the bricks."
Green Bull: "..."
land:"…………"
When are we fools?
"Snapped!"
"Go hurry, delay the construction period and cut you off!"
"Ah! Stop fighting, I am the Buddha!"
"Here, you are a hammer and can nail nails anyway, you can only move bricks if you are a Buddha!"
"Snapped!"
"what!"
Seeing Maitreya Buddha carrying the fat while being whip, the green cow and the earth looked at each other.
"What exactly is going on?"
At the beginning, the two of them also analyzed that this may be a conspiracy of Buddhism against Taoism.
But now it seems that this has nothing to do with Buddhism, it is completely the Tang Seng's indiscriminate attack.
Otherwise, the dignified Buddha is so miserable?
What shocked them even more was Tang Seng's strength.
What kind of cultivation level is it to capture a Buddha from Xitian as a coolie?
Although the Eastern Buddha is not comparable to the Tathagata, as a Buddha, his strength is definitely not weak.
"hiss--"
Each person took a breath.
Made a negligible contribution to global warming in the small world. -
…………
Journey to the West.
After destroying the small Leiyin Temple, the four masters and apprentices have already set off again.
"Master, if you catch the Eastern Buddha, there will be no trouble." Zhu Bajie was very uneasy, and Qing Niu said that although it is the old man's mount, it is only a beast.
But the Buddha from the East is different. That stepping horse is the Buddha of Lingshan. If he doesn't show up for a long time, Lingshan will definitely go to war and investigate thoroughly.
Su Xun was riding on the horse and frowned upon hearing the words: "Bajie, what are you talking about nonsense? As an ordinary vulgar in the division, when did you catch the Eastern Buddha? You, a pig, can't talk nonsense, this It’s disrespect to the Buddha, Amitabha, good and good."
Zhu Bajie: "..."
Master, you look shameless, so handsome.
"That's right, you idiot is so nonsense. We have never met Maitreya Buddha on our way." Monkey King smiled.
Su Xun raised his brows: "Wukong, you can stop talking nonsense. The monks don't slander, we obviously just met the Eastern Buddha."
Monkey King was dumbfounded: "Master?"
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing were also confused.
Su Xun clasped his hands together and said calmly, "We just met the Buddha from the East, and we have already handed Jin Kuang and the Houtian bag to him. Then the Buddha encouraged me to wait a while and left. As for where he went , How can I wait to know?"
Three people: "..."
The master is the master, Gao!
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