City: Rage against the goddess at the beginning

Junior Schwarzenegger has been staring here for a week.

He knew that there was a couple here who had a son and a daughter.

During the day, the couple and their son would leave home and go to work.

That daughter will be at home.

And just now, he saw the daughter leaving, so he quickly came in to steal something.

As a professional thief, Little Jack Schwarzenegger is naturally experienced.

Even so, when he heard the sound of a loudspeaker coming from outside the room, he panicked.

Especially when he heard that there were fifty tanks, thirty aircraft and a hundred snipers outside the window, he didn't even dare to look outside the window.

Even if a thief like him is caught, the most he can do is spend a few years in jail.

But if he showed his head on the window and was killed by a sniper, he would cry to death.

He just heard a lot of noise outside from a distance, as if there were a lot of people running.

He felt something bad just now, and he wanted to run away quickly.

However, he had not found anything valuable, so he wasted some time.

Lin Fan held up a loudspeaker and shouted loudly at the inside:"People inside, please listen. We will open the door in ten seconds. If you are wise, you can turn your back and squat in the corner, put your Show us your butts."

After Lin Fan finished yelling, he inserted the key in the door and rushed in without waiting for ten seconds.

After rushing in.

He saw a robber holding a bucket of Master Kong instant noodles and eating instant noodles.

As he rushed in, both he and the robber froze.

Damn it!

The thief inside was stunned. He had no idea that the people outside would open the door so early without keeping their promises.

Lin Fan didn't expect that the thief inside would still have time to eat instant noodles?

He glanced at Lin Fan who appeared at the door.

Schwarzenegger Xiaojie took another look at the instant noodles in his hand.

He has been hungry for two days.

He had only eaten two steamed buns in the past two days. He swallowed when he saw the steaming instant noodles in his hand.

He had just finished soaking the instant noodles when the guy outside the door bumped in.

Schwarzenegger Xiaojie put the freshly brewed instant noodles aside.

He picked up a stick lying nearby.

Lin Fan felt relieved when he saw that there was only one person in the room.

He went up and knocked down Little Schwarzenegger easily.

With his current strength and speed, it would be easy to knock down a thief.

Little Jay Schwarzenegger huddled in the corner.

He didn't know what happened just now, and then he was knocked to the ground by the guy in front of him.

A crushing force made him feel a little desperate.

Lin Fan glanced at the bucket of instant noodles on the table next to him. He took a look and saw that it was still steaming. It was obviously the kind that had just been soaked.

It just so happened that he had just eaten ten steamed buns for breakfast. Now after so long, he was already hungry.

Lin Fan added two more sausages on the side and ate them with instant noodles.

That smell.

So delicious!

Schwarzenegger, who was huddled in the corner, was stunned.

This guy is a beast!

He just had time to eat the instant noodles he had made, so this guy got there first?

And he even added two sausages?

Such a luxurious way to eat!

What a waste of natural resources!

"The confusion from Schwarzenegger is worth 800!"

Lin Fan, who was eating instant noodles, also received the confusion points generated from Schwarzenegger.

His eyes suddenly lit up.

The confusion points are a good thing!

"The texture of this noodle is so refreshing, especially the chewy texture, which is simply amazing. This instant noodles is so delicious."

Lin Fan walked over with the instant noodles, squatted down, and sighed while eating, as if he was tasting a rare delicacy in the world.

Schwarzenegger was stunned.

"Cao!"

He looked at Lin Fan in confusion.

He had thought about how he would be abused after being caught, but he never expected that the other party would tempt him with the instant noodles he had prepared!

"Ding, the confusion from Schwarzenegger is worth 999!"

Lin Fan looked at Xiaojie Schwarzenegger with a smile, feeling confused and happy.

He seemed to have seen the new juicer.

Seeing Lin Fan's weird look at him, Schwarzenegger Little Jack Schwarzenegger panicked for a moment.

Lin Fan picked up a roll of instant noodles with chopsticks and said to Little Jack Schwarzenegger:"Brother, do you want a bite?"

Little Jie Schwarzenegger swallowed.

Before he could speak, Lin Fan took the roll of instant noodles into his mouth:"Forget it, I'd better eat it myself!"

"The confusion from Schwarzenegger is worth 999!"......

Finished eating instant noodles.

Only then did Lin Fan start to get serious.

Lin Fan looked at the thief in the corner with a serious face:"You are young, what can't you do? Do you have to be a thief?"

"Without money, I can only be a thief! If I don't steal something to sell, I will have nothing to eat, and I will starve to death!"Schwarzenegger was silent for a while before he spoke.

Lin Fan said with a complex expression:"You don't have hands and feet. You can make a living by moving bricks on a construction site or working in a factory. Why do you have to go? To be a thief who everyone calls for beating?"

He hates thieves very much.

This kind of people are the scum of society. They are obviously capable and do not work hard to create gains with their own efforts, but they want to get something for nothing.

Schwarzenegger Xiaojie said confidently:"It's impossible to work part-time. It's impossible for me to work part-time in this life, but I don't know how to do business, so I can only survive by stealing things."

Lin Fan:"......"

Wang Lingling:"......"

There is no cure.

Lin Fan was speechless.

This guy obviously has such a domineering and revealing name, and he obviously can achieve great things, but in the end he just wants to become a thief!

Wang Lingling on the side directly picked up her mobile phone and dialed the police number.

Lin Fan saw her calling the police, but he didn't stop her.

Seeing them preparing to call the police, a smile suddenly appeared on the face of Schwarzenegger, who was huddled in the corner.

It's a feeling of going home

"Beauty, just call the local police station. I'm familiar with that place. I don't go home every Chinese New Year. I run out of the police station and stay there. I don't have to go hungry every year."

Schwarzenegger Xiaojie muttered:"The people there are all talented people, and they speak nicely. I really like staying there."

Lin Fan:(╯‵□)╯︵┻━┻