City: Rage against the goddess at the beginning

Lin Fan had just returned to his dormitory and was about to lie down and rest when he received a message of 1888 from Yang Wei. atmosphere!

This guy finally got angry.

Lin Fan took Xia Xuetong's cell phone and waited.

Sure enough, within half a minute, Yang Wei called.

Lin Fan answered the phone very casually and said:"Son, why did you call your father and me again?"

Yang Wei said angrily:"I am Yang Wei, please return my car to me as soon as possible, otherwise don't blame me." You're welcome! It really pissed me off, it's the day you die."

Lin Fan said in surprise:"Ah, you are impotent!"

Yang Wei:"？？？？？？"

"The confusion from Yang Wei is worth 800! Yang

Wei gritted his teeth and wanted to tear Lin Fan to pieces on the other end of the phone:"I don't call him impotence, I call him Yang Wei."

Lin Fan smiled and said,"Oh, I know, impotence, what do you want from me?""

"Cao!"

Hearing the change in the tone of Lin Fan's"impotence", Yang Wei couldn't help but cursed.

Lin Fan also yawned.

He added the powerful Tianlong ghost next to Yang Wei.

【Monster, I've already seen that you are not human.】

【Dawei Tianlong】............

Yang Wei originally wanted to continue swearing at the guy on the other end of the phone, but he heard that [Dawei Tianlong] again.

The swear words he used were instantly inferior in front of Dawei Tianlong.

Under the mighty Tianlong's momentum, he retreated steadily.

"The confusion from Yang Wei is worth 999! Yang

Wei finally roared:"Hurry up and return my Bugatti Veyron to me, otherwise don't blame me for being rude!""

After yelling, he originally wanted to hang up the phone directly.

But at this moment, another voice came from the speaker of the mobile phone:

【I won’t accept any gifts during the holidays this year, but I will also receive melatonin if I do.】

【Backgammon click reader, click anywhere it doesn’t know】

【Jiuzhitang Lingxiaobao Liuwei Dihuang Pills, which treats impotence and does not contain sugar]

Hearing the sudden advertisement, Yang Wei was furious.

Especially the last ad, which he felt was insulting.

Yang Wei hung up the phone very angrily.

Just hung up the phone.

He found that his phone vibrated, and the guy actually called him.

Yang Wei's eyes lit up.

Could it be that this guy has given up? Do you know how powerful you are?

When he thought of this, Yang Wei also sneered.

Even if this guy honestly tells him where the Bugatti Veyron is now, he is not ready to let this guy go.

When he thought of his miserable car door and shattered glass window, Yang Wei became furious.

Yang Wei also answered the phone expectantly.

As soon as the connection was connected, the familiar [Dawei Tianlong] came out!

Yang Wei's expectant face also froze.

The more he looked forward to it just now, the more confused he is now

"The confusion from Yang Wei is worth 1999!

Lin Fan, who was stunned by Yang Wei again, was lying on the bed and brushing his pussy happily. Last time, Zhihu published two questions and answers :

[Quick Questions and Answers] and [Quick Questions and Quotes].

Lin Fan last time He only experienced [Quick Questions and Answers] this time and clicked [Quick Questions and Answers]】

【Little knowledge about jokes: Please share little knowledge about you (note, it must be in the form of jokes)]

Lin Fan also smiled.

He is good at this!

His mind is full of jokes and trivia.

Lin Fan casually organized a piece of knowledge in his mind into a joke and posted it, ready to test the waters.

【Let me tell you a little knowledge. Everyone should know about durian, but many people don’t know that durian can actually be cooked and eaten. It tastes like chestnuts. You can put it in a microwave or fry it in a pot! Very delicious! 】

A big man with a black face.

He accidentally saw this little piece of knowledge about Lin Fan.

He happened to have durian at home, so he followed Lin Fan's instructions and put the durian in the microwave for a few minutes. when she turned on the microwave.

He was confused.

There was a strong smell of shit coming from the microwave.

In just ten seconds, the entire kitchen smelled like a latrine.

"The confusion from tool man Chen Chengchen is worth 666!"

Lin Fan suddenly laughed after receiving the confusion value.

Someone really tried it, right?

Sin, sin!

Lin Fan wrote several knowledge-related jokes in this column again.

But none of them were as lucky as before. Well, everything is gone.

And just when he was brushing up, Yang Wei was miserable.

His Bugatti Veyron was gone, and his mobile phone also ran out of power due to previous calls.

The charger and bank card of his mobile phone, His ID card and everything else were in the car.

Now he had nothing in his pocket except a Bugatti Veyron car key.

He was sitting alone on the bench in front of the school, watching the students coming and going. , with a confused look on his face.

Yang Wei looked at the Bugatti Veyron key in his hand in a daze, wondering how the car could disappear on its own?

Could it be that while he was away, the car grew wings and flew away?