City: Rage against the goddess at the beginning
Chapter 262
Half an hour later.
Zhao Jianma opened his eyes again.
When he opened his eyes, he felt a black cloth covering his eyes.
After he took off the black cloth, he saw the doctor and Lin Fan who looked a little solemn.
Zhao Jianlian said eagerly:"How is it? How is the poison on my arm treated?"
Lin Fan went up and patted him on the shoulder and said:"Brother, do you want to play a game of King Pesticide together? This may be the best thing in your life. The king of the last game is pesticide."
Zhao Jianjia looked confused.
What the hell?
The last king of pesticide in life?
Seeing Zhao Jianma's confused look, Lin Fan patted him on the shoulder and said,"Your snake venom has entered your heart, there is no way to save it!"
Zhao Jianma:? ? ? ? ?
"The confusion from Zhao Camera is worth 1999!"
Zhao Jianlian's eyes were dazed, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Lin Fan laughed loudly:"Hahaha, I lied to you! Why are you taking it seriously?"
Camera Zhao: ??????
You lied to him?
Damn it!
Such a serious question, this guy actually made a joke to him?
Camera Zhao was going crazy.
Lin Fan put away his playful smile and said:"Now there is a good thing One bad news or two, which one do you want to hear?"
Two news, one good and one bad?
Zhao Jianjia was stunned.
"The good news is that my arm doesn’t have snake venom?
Zhao Jianlian asked tentatively.
Lin Fan smiled mysteriously:"Guess!""
Zhao Camera:"......"
Guess your sister!
Haven't you seen him so nervous?
Are you still in the mood to joke?
Zhao Jianlian gave Lin Fan a sharp look.
Zhao Jianlian thought for a moment and said,"Then tell me the bad news first!"
Lin Fan smiled and said,"The bad news is that the snake venom has invaded your body. You are dead. You can live for half an hour at most." puff!
His feelings still have to die?
Camera Zhao was dumbfounded.
He looked at Lin Fan eagerly:"What about the good news? What is the good news?"
Lin Fan chuckled and said:"The good news is that the doctor here is familiar with me, and I can give you a 50% discount on the medical expenses."
"The confusion from Zhao Camera is worth 2999!"
Zhao Jianma almost fainted again.
Can this be called good news?
Others are going to die, and you still care about the medical expenses!
When he thought that he was about to die, Zhao Jianma seemed to have lost his soul. He had been in a daze.
When Lin Fan saw the lost Zhao Jianming, he took out a bottle of watermelon juice and handed it over:"Don't think too much, it will all pass, come and take a sip! Zhao
Jianlian didn't think much. He took the watermelon juice and drank it in one gulp.
After drinking, he suddenly thought of something. He looked at Lin Fan nervously:"This bottle of watermelon juice is three years old." Before? Lin
Fan shook his head:"Don't worry, it's not for three years!" How could I give you a drink from three years ago? Zhao
Jianlian felt relieved after hearing this.
After a few seconds, Lin Fan said in surprise:"This seems to have been produced five years ago. Oops, it seems to have expired!""
Poof!
Zhao Jianjia was stunned.
"The confusion from Zhao Camera is worth 1999!"
Zhao Jianjia cried"Wow".
He was so miserable today.
He experienced one unlucky thing after another today, it was so miserable.
Zhao Jianjia was lying on the operating table, looking at the ceiling with his eyes blankly , with a look of despair.
At this moment, Lin Fan's cell phone rang in his pocket.
He picked up the cell phone in his pocket and saw that someone was calling from Zhao Camera's cell phone.
【Ershu] is a call made by a user whose name is Ershu.
Lin Fan answered the phone.
As soon as the call was connected, a rough voice came:"Camera, have you arrived at Huacheng?"
Lin Fan imitated:"Camera, have you arrived at Huacheng?"
The person on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment and said:"You are not Camera? Who are you?"
Lin Fan imitated again:"You are not a camera? Who are you?"
Zhao Jianming's second uncle said angrily:"Don't you fucking imitate me!"
Lin Fan also said angrily:"You special Don't imitate me!"
Zhao Jianming's second uncle was confused.
Is this guy opposite a repeater?
Why do you keep imitating his words?
"フ亅The stupidity from Uncle Zhao Jianma’s second uncle is worth 1333!"
Lin Fan wanted to continue picking up this guy's wool, but to his disappointment, the guy hung up the phone directly.
He looked through Zhao Camera's WeChat account.
The first ten contacts were all girls.
The legendary scum in love?
Lin Fan clicked his tongue.
When he was about to turn off his phone, it shook again.
It was a message from a girl in Zhao Camera's contacts.
【Brother Camera, what are you doing?]
Lin Fan replied:"I'm shitting!"
Girl:"Where are you shitting? I want to come to you."
Lin Fan:"In the grass at school!"
After that, he So I sent the video of Zhao camera pooping.
Girl:? ? ? ? ?
The girl has a black question mark face.
She was dumbfounded after watching the entire video.
She previously thought that this (Wang Nuohao) video must be a funny video.
I never expected that this would be a video of the whole process of shitting.
In the video, Camera Zhao squatted in the grass and defecated throughout the whole process.
Even Camera Zhao in the video smiled and winked at the camera.
"The confusion from a girl is worth 999!",
Lin Fan:"Want to come over?
The girl hesitated and said,"It's not good for me to go there!"
Lin Fan smiled and said,"Come here and pull together!" It’s more atmospheric when two people poop together! When the time comes, you will fart and I will fart. What a sense of rhythm!"
The girl's face turned green.
When she saw the message on the phone screen, she was stunned.
Shiting is more atmospheric?
Is it a fart for you and a fart for me?
Do you have to poop again and again?
"The confusion from the girl is worth 1222!"乂,
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