City: Super Tycoon Starts as a Fruit Merchant

It has to be said that some vulgar jokes can indeed bring people closer together. As long as the size is grasped, the distance can be shortened without making people feel embarrassed.

The atmosphere became lively, and some unfamiliar classmates who had not seen each other for several years began to chat while waiting for the food. The atmosphere in the entire private room was harmonious.

Shen Fangping opened the seat next to Du Yu, sat down, and began to talk.

The relationship between the two was indeed a gentleman's, as light as water. At that time, they were inseparable from another classmate who was not here today. They were not gregarious. The three of them were not gregarious, but they had their own small group.

In the blink of an eye, Shen Fangping got married, Du Yu went to graduate school, and another Shu Feng, according to Du Yu, had become the manager of a company.

It's really strange that several people have similar starting points, but have different life development trajectories. I don't know if Du Yu and Shu Feng still like to play table tennis now. I especially remember those years, whether it was during the week or on the weekend, three People always go out with their rackets as soon as get out of class is over.

Shen Fangping was really both good and fun-loving. For a few days, they played from sunrise to sunset without even eating. They only bought two slices of bread to read.

Shen Fangping regrets that if his parents had opened up and understood that their children's happiness does not necessarily mean getting into a good university, finding a good job, and having a wife and children who are hot on the bed, Shen Fangping would probably be serving in the provincial team or the national team at this time, at least for him I love this kind of sport and am willing to spend a lot of time and energy to improve for it.

Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, and everyone just makes do with it. Just like a bowl of rice, you will feel bored after eating it for a lifetime, but if you eat it with different dishes every day, you will never feel bored even if you eat it for a lifetime..

Our lives are always like eating rice and noodles day after day. As long as we discover our interests and are willing to spend time and energy for our interests, then there will be a full Man-Han banquet and we will not feel tired. On the contrary, if our interests become If you don't eat rice, it will be counterproductive, and you may lose confidence in life.

Just as the two were chatting heatedly, bursts of laughter came from around them. Several girls looked here from time to time. Shen Fangping suddenly raised his head as if feeling something. He saw these people looking at them furtively. Here, the smile is very obscene

"what happened?"

"It's okay, nothing happened, you can continue to talk about yourselves."Zhang Meng said with a smile.

But looking at this, it doesn't look like anything is going on.

"Are they talking about embarrassing things about your school days?"Hua Nan said with a smile. There were leeks standing on the two tiger teeth, which was a bit funny.

"Embarrassing thing? What embarrassing thing could happen to me?"

"That's a lot. Boy, do you still remember that one time you went to the toilet, and a few senior students blocked the door of the toilet and refused to let you in. You were so anxious that you pinched there with your hands and arched your back. But I don’t know how long you held it in, you couldn’t hold it back, and you peed all in your pants. It was summer again at that time, and the key is that you were still a day student. As a result, our class was covered with your urine all day long. Smell"

"Hahaha... I remember, I was thinking at that time, how could there be such a stupid person to hold in his urine like that? He really didn't dare to go to the toilet if those people didn't let him."A classmate laughed and responded,"I still remember one time in winter, you were late and ran to the classroom in a panic. As a result, your clothes were scraped on the door without paying attention. As a result, when you ran, the whole classroom was floating. Wearing chicken feathers, why? Because the down jacket you are wearing is filled with chicken feathers."

"Stop, stop, stop, okay, okay, you want to play like this, right?"Shen Fangping is not so thick-skinned now. These embarrassing things happened to the original owner of this body, not to him. At most, he inherited a memory. As a bystander, what is there to be shy about? But he knows There is a lot of dirty information about these classmates,"Since you want to play like this, how about we go straight to the big one and make a self-destructive embarrassment?"

"Hey, hey, hey," Du Yu stood up,"Why are you all bullying Fang Ping?"

"How can we bully him? Don’t you know that eight out of ten girls in our class liked him back then? Do you think it’s reasonable for us to bully him like this now?"

"Ah, there is still this matter? Du Yu had a look of disbelief on his face,"He looked so embarrassed back then, but a girl actually liked him?""

"But no, they said he was so well-behaved and so stupid. He didn’t smoke, drink, perm or dye his hair, or even buy snacks. The most important thing was that when he was playing table tennis and smashing the ball, he was so handsome. , like a general returning in triumph"

"Team, team, team, just praise me like this, don’t stop, keep going"

"You are really shameless now. Hua Nan smiled,"Let's play games. Didn't you say that you'll make yourself embarrassed? Come on, you decide how you want to play. I think with your personality back then, there must be a lot of embarrassing things. I'm ready to laugh.""

Du Yu looked at Shen Fangping helplessly. He couldn't figure out why Shen Fangping would become the focus of the party, but if he thought about it carefully, it seemed very reasonable.

When he was in school, Shen Fangping was such a fool, so stupid, as if He is mentally retarded but handsome. Even though he is introverted, there are still girls who are secretly attracted to him. And now, his title is so awesome. He is a wild scientist of the Dragon Kingdom. Don't look at this wild man. Extraordinarily valuable. The rocket he invented is now rented out. The rent per day is one million. The speed of making money is really... If Du Yu were a woman, she would definitely have a crush on it. Shen Fangping is right

"Well, the game is about you and me. Whoever puts their fingers down first will embarrass themselves. Let me explain first. You are not allowed to be a swindler. You can’t talk about embarrassments that are not yours. At least make us feel that it is reasonable for such embarrassments to happen to you. , rather than being very abrupt"

"Follow the scoundrel who has a grandchild. Zhang Meng shouted with five fingers deep inside,"The first round has begun. There will be at most twenty-four whistleblowers in a round, and there will be at least one whistleblower. At the end of the first round, the whistleblowing will begin in a clockwise direction. After all the whistleblowing is completed, , everyone judged, whoever said the most unlikely thing, if more than 60% thought it was false, they would be punished. At the end of the first round and the beginning of the second round, people would continue to turn clockwise starting from the first whistleblower. If you have any opinions without?"

Everyone shook their heads and had no objections. This game is all about embarrassing things. There are only some very embarrassing situations. There shouldn't be any situations where people can't get off the stage. It's quite suitable.

"In this case, let’s start the first round. Since Fang Ping proposed it, let’s start with Fang Ping."

"Okay," Shen Fangping nodded, took a sip, and then stretched out his palm,"Here you go, do I have you? I once peed my pants in junior high school."

Okay, don't think about it, this is true, and it seems that he is the only one who does it. The other twenty-three people looked at him speechlessly, and silently plucked off a finger.