Civilization: Beyond Two Worlds

If the name of a movie were to describe Kant's recent moves...

All the way west.

Although he learned where Tina is now from the captives, after thinking about it, Kant decided to go all the way westward as originally planned, leave the empire, enter the territory of Goethe, and then go north through Goethe land until he meets Tina reunion.

Time is running out, he wants to be faster.

Because the captive said that Tina led the volunteer team who followed her and arrived at Goluin, the leading commercial city in the western frontier of the empire. This is the last large-scale repair site for this volunteer force, and then they will cross the Langdon Gobi. , crossed the torrent pass and entered the territory of Goethe.

This means that Tina will step into the battlefield.

From now on, face the elf soldiers.

If the commander of the Dragon Tooth Army in charge of the war against Goethe considers Princess Tina's army a great threat that cannot be ignored, or if the elves try to destroy Goethe's morale by destroying this army, then great danger will come. The top of this army.

No one knows whether this troop with a patchwork of scattered troops that has only undergone more than a month of integration and training can resist the attack of the world hegemony... This may only depend on the level of attention of the elf commander.

Kant also wanted to understand this.

He had promised the knight that he would protect the princess and Goethe for him. He returned to another world to fulfill this promise... So he wanted to get to Tina's side as soon as possible.

The Hummer rumbled forward.

The off-road performance of this car is already good. After gaining life and becoming an Autobot, its ability to march in the field has doubled directly, even over mountains and mountains and rivers and streams. The body can be raised, and the site is not afraid of collision. It's amazing to become an Autobot directly, there is no place where you can't go.

However, Kant's food and drink costs and the fuel consumption of the car all come from the white fog world. All materials are readily available. There is no need to consider the problem of supply, and there is no need to go to towns to purchase materials. , which minimizes the probability of whereabouts being leaked.

Although there are no roads in the wilderness, since the Hummer has become an Autobot, this little difficulty can be overcome - Kant even regrets why he drove this Hummer instead of some high-ranking official in the underground garage. People's RV.

...Well, that's it for Longwangshu.

After several days of marching like this, in the wilderness, without taking the road, I have to climb up and down from time to time, and sometimes I have to climb mountains and mountains. The speed is not too fast, but because it is far away from people, the probability of being witnessed is greatly reduced, so There is no need to go out day and night, and the travel time can be appropriately extended. After several days of effort, Kant compared the map and came to the conclusion that it is very close to the border between Goethe and the empire.

"We should be near this Wuhe Mountain now... Anyway, it's right to go all the way west."

Kant frowned, looked at the rotten map, and barely understood it.

After all, this map is really amateurish and has no accuracy at all. The mountains and rivers are just a few scribbles. Fortunately, the Autobots have a strong sense of direction. In short, the straight line will go west, and sooner or later will reach the territory of Goethe... Really No, you can disguise yourself to find a nearby settlement and ask.

"It's so troublesome..."

As the sun went down, this was a highland. Kant looked into the distance, looked for the mountains and rivers, corresponded to the map, reconfirmed the location, then stretched and threw the map back into the car.

"But the territory of the empire is no longer safe, so I can only go this way. Gao Luyin is in the north. If he goes north in the territory of the empire, the possibility of being intercepted and besieged is very high, so he can only hurry to Goethe's side..."

He sighed, then knocked on the car window: "The guy even put it out."

The Hummer made a soft sound, an induction cooker and a gas stove popped up on the right side of the rear of the car, a bunch of pots and pans fell down from the top, the rear door on the right opened, and a small refrigerator and a row of seasoning boxes were also pushed out by the robotic arm.

Let's fry steak tonight.

He took out the rib-eye steak from the western restaurant on the first floor of the shopping center from the refrigerator, prepared the condiments, set it on fire, poured the oil, whistled, and started cooking.

He carefully placed the steak in the frying pan and muttered, "Don't say anything else, after the eldest prince receives the news, he will definitely send someone to arrest Laozi. After all, I am now Goethe's concubine and Tina's husband..."

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but smile.

But the next moment, the smile was forcibly restrained, and he sighed: "What is this? I am a traveler from the earth, how can I become Goethe's consort? How can I do this?"

"Even if Tina is beautiful, with big breasts, noble status, and gentleness, she doesn't have the right to unilaterally declare her possession of me, alas, why is she so domineering? Have pity on me, this innocent and beautiful girl. Being smeared, now the whole continent thinks I am Tina's husband, how can I pursue my own happiness in the future?"

Rotate the steak seventy degrees and fry it for a few more seconds, then turn it over.

Just then, the voice of the cheap son rang from the speakers in the car.

The Autobot said: "Father, you said you were very angry, you felt that what the princess did was wrong, and that your pursuit of personal happiness was hindered, but your tone was filled with joy and smugness that could not be concealed... There is a strong contrast between the true attitude, is this what you call arrogant?"

- No, this is not arrogant, this is called being cheap and good, this is called showing off, this is called basking.

- It's like some **** who has drawn a very good card but will post it in the group casually and say "Ah, how can I be an angel again, I want to be a Juggernaut" and so on, obviously very happy , but pretended to be unhappy in order to satisfy his growing desire to show off.

Of course, this will never be said.

After all, Kant never complained about himself.

His original intention was to show off casually in front of the cheap son, but unfortunately the new machine soul did not know the emotions of envy, jealousy and hatred, nor did he master the advanced skills of complaining about this intelligent creature.

Sigh... If it was Cleveland, it should be able to react the way I want to see it.

He sighed: "This is not arrogant."

The Autobots are clearly intellectually curious: "So what's this?"

Kant didn't want to explain at length, let alone analyze his own psychological activities in front of the other party, so he knocked on the door and used the most classic answer.

"You are still young, you will understand when you grow up."

This answer will not satisfy any child, and certainly not the Autobots.

"But I'm big now," it said.

Kant shook his head and said: "You are also called big? In terms of the shape of the car, you are a large Hummer, not too big. In terms of body size and height, you are similar to Bumblebee. Compared with Brother Zhuzi and Bed always, you are a younger brother... "

After turning it over and doing the same, Kant knocked on the door again: "Oven."

The oven popped out from the back of the car, and Kant put the fried steak in it, adjusted the temperature, closed the oven door, and let it sit and collect the juice.

—By the way, in addition to urging the cubs to carry out arms processing these days, Kant also has a good conscience to combine work and rest, and transferred the Transformers series movies stored in the notebook to the Autobot’s memory for him to see What are the "compatriots" like?

So the cubs also know what Bumblebee, Optimus Prime and Megatron look like.

And the Autobots are very happy that for the first time, intelligent creatures will feel more or less shocked when they come into contact with the time-trapping and fantasy art form of film - especially for it, can watch in a long video It really delights its spirit when it comes to passionately fighting with creatures that are similar to itself.

Kant chicken thief, only show it one a day, euphemistically called "reward and consolation for your outstanding work, so that you can relax your mind and body after boring work" and so on.

The cub didn't understand the capitalist's methods, and was very moved, but he didn't know that the old father had hidden a subtext - "so that you can work harder and more efficiently".

When asked what it looked like, the Autobots replied, "Get a lot of good combat ideas and killing ideas, and Dad, when are we going to see the US military base?"

Therefore, Kant was also delighted - seeking military assistance from U.S. imperialism in a unique and simple way was indeed a fine traditional art of the nation.

He was thinking more and more seriously about the plan to seek military assistance from the US imperialists.

—Of course, over the years, the quality and consciousness of the Chinese nation have also improved by leaps and bounds. A few decades ago, the military assistance of old American friends had to rely on the diligent work of the transportation team leader. Now, the Chinese people are not only standing When you get up, you can walk over and get it yourself, without bothering the courier Chang Xiaoge to deliver it.

Basically, there are two ways to get military aid.

First, by buying a house and opening a map, you can get a mirror copy in the white fog world. The advantage is safety and insurance, and you can take any amount.

Second, the scientific name is ... Ming Rou.

Ming robbery is obviously a huge risk, and stealing is not enough. God knows what security measures are in the US military base. If it is discovered, it will never be peaceful... I will not consider it for now.

Obviously the first one is the best, but it also has disadvantages, that is, you can't ensure that there is real estate land that can be purchased next to every US military base - besides, let you, the Chinese, buy it or not.

"However, I remember seeing the news earlier that residents on the Okinawa side were demonstrating because they suspected that the frequent takeoffs and landings of military planes at the U.S. military base caused serious noise pollution, and that the American soldiers couldn't control Jiebao, so they marched all day for this reason. Demonstrations, but Abe treats them as farting..."

Kant touched his chin and thought: "Let's not say anything else, the housing prices near the base must be very cheap... It's just... how can the Chinese buy it? It's still such a sensitive place..."

He thought about it for a while and had no clue. This is the difference between modern society and other worlds. This kind of problem cannot be solved through violence and killing, and can only be acted according to the rules.

One of the rules - the rich is the uncle.

Kant sighed: "I still have to find Lao Wang... Lao Wang loves to go to Japan to play. Uncle Wang's company also has a project to travel to Japan every year. In Japan, there must be local snakes who are knowledgeable and happy to cooperate..."

"However, I'm going to buy a house again..."

After waiting for a while, Kant took the dinner out of the oven, sprinkled it with the fried side dishes, put it on the portable table where the hummer had popped up, and it was ready to eat.

He cut the steak into small pieces, then put down the knife, picked up the phone and fiddled with it, he glanced at the memo, recording his journey after he came to another world again, today is the tenth day.

According to the time flow rate ratio he had previously calculated, on the other side of the earth, it should be the second day after he left... and most of the time it was between the afternoon and the evening.

Kant pondered for a moment, then glanced at the Hummer that was parked silently. The cub only eats one meal a day. Every day, Kant travels to the white mist world to bring him back ammunition, metal and gasoline.

At this time, it just stopped there quietly, but there was a humming sound from the back of the car, which meant that the Autobot was not idle, but was working on processing.

Through the work of disassembling and reorganizing the ammunition day and night, the Autobots replenished almost the ammunition consumed that night, but the heavy weapons such as rockets could not be produced.

In order to make up for the lack of firepower in this regard, it began to try to make its own heavy firepower. Kant brought some large and small gas tanks, as well as liquefied gas tanks from the trunk of taxis—gas tanks are not many in the city. Yes, but there are still many in the countryside, and there are also a number of nails, fragments, **** and the like.

Under the guidance and guidance of Kant, the Autobots took the first step of the explosive maniac.

Oh, by the way, and arson - he also learned the making of Molotov cocktails from Kant, and on the advice of his father, figured out how to make a simple and safe flamethrower.

The enchantment has also achieved gratifying results. The simple baby also made thousands of 9mm pistol bullets for Kant, not only the two major enchantments of sharpness and flame, but also some bullets enchanted by holy light.

And also enchanted many throwing weapons such as hand axes and axes that Kant bought from the village hardware store. After doing all this, it started to enchant its own bullets.

What I often say is, father, the elements are gone, father, the flame elements are not enough, father, please give me some more elements, father, let’s burn this forest to extract the elements.

this is not good.

Of course not.

Kant felt that we must let the children develop in an all-round way in morality, intelligence, body, beauty and labor, and enchant and enchant them all day long. No, they must have some other hobbies and change their minds.

for example…

"You can get him some drawings and machines..." Kant pondered, "As a child, you should learn more, have more specialties, and win at the starting line..."

It's almost time to consider going back to Earth.

Sometimes, no matter how well the preparations are done, there will inevitably be some omissions, and the plan will not change quickly... For example, these days, the fuel consumption of the Autobots is extremely amazing, and Kant is a person with a strong sense of crisis, although the three maps A large number of cars can provide a considerable amount of fuel, but sooner or later when there is exhaustion, you have to find a way to solve it.

Also, there is the question of buying a house around the US military base in Japan…

"Ah, also, I have to find a way to make money..."

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PS1: I'll be here today, I have to sleep, and I didn't sleep well yesterday... Two watch tomorrow, good night everyone.