Civilization: Beyond Two Worlds

Kant blinked, and only then did he understand what Leona said.

- That is to say, I bring my own aura of Dagiba, so that the green skin can learn to think?

But why me?

I am an earthling, how can I become a green-skinned tyrant?

He wondered: "Impossible, they didn't see me when they explored oil wells and built motorcycles by hand. At most, they only confirmed my situation through the Autobots. Is that okay?"

Leona rolled her beautiful little eyes: "Isn't the magical power of green skin that you mentioned outrageous?"

"…"

That's right.

Kant shook his head and stopped worrying about this issue for the time being. After all, this matter has no logic at all, and he can't think of the correct result, and looking at the appearance of those green skins, it is estimated that he can't ask any useful information. In the current situation of being trapped in a lonely city, it is useless to know the answer.

He asked casually, "They are all arranged?"

"Yes, yes, it's all arranged. I know what the orcs like to eat. I have already asked the kitchen to do it. Your car also has a temporary carport, but it can't get too much metal that it likes to eat. I don't know what the so-called gasoline is, you can figure it out yourself, oh yes, and..."

Leona said here, paused for a while, and hesitated for a long time with a complicated expression on her face.

Then he reluctantly said: "Since these orcs can help, and they are your friends, it doesn't matter if you live here, I will try my best to provide necessities such as accommodation and food, but at the same time, you have to restrain and appease them. , I also have a bottom line, some things must not be tolerated..."

Kant's face became solemn, and he said solemnly: "Do they have bad habits? Will they attack humans at will? Even, cannibalism?"

"That's not true. I don't know why. Although the green skin looks savage and primitive, even if it is vicious, it will not eat people. If you ask them, they can't say any reason, they just don't want to eat it."

Leona sighed: "As for bad habits, there are, and I absolutely cannot tolerate them, listen, Kant, they have no problem living here, but as the owner of this place, I have the right to demand them. Don't do something, that kind of thing is absolutely not acceptable, if they really can't help it and have to do it, then I'm sorry, I can only ask them to leave, there is no room for compromise."

Ding sound.

Countless, indescribable, comic strips appeared in Kant's mind.

His expression became strange, and then he felt disgusted and frowned: "Could it be that..."

"yes."

Leona sighed, "Do you know what greenskin's three favorite things are?"

Fighting, running on the way to fight, and, **** [beep-]?

Leona is Leona, her mouth is fragrant and her quality is excellent. Even when she talks about this topic, she can't change her face: "Fight, shit, brag."

"You should have seen the first and the third."

"And the second thing... They like to poop, and they like to build dung piles, and even build houses with big dung. When I checked the ancient books, I saw that in the early years, the tribes pioneered the land, and they were unable to communicate with each other, and they attacked each other. In the era of violence, when the orcs attacked a settlement, in addition to looting everything they were interested in, they would also leave a large dung heap there... They like this, especially when they **** on the enemy's territory, they will Make them extremely happy."

"Okay, stop talking." Kant threw away the knife and fork in his hand, pulled down the napkin, and put it on the bowl of mashed potatoes, "I'm still eating."

Leona snorted: "You have to ask yourself. Besides, if you don't tell you, I'm afraid that if you don't pay attention, you won't even think about eating here in the future."

Kant imagined the scene for a moment, and immediately had no idea about the faction quest "Invitation from the Orcs from the North".

- The architectural style of this race is so flavorful, and with their respect for their "big tech tyrant", when they go to the north, I'm afraid they will be arranged to live in a towering palace made of big dung.

He fought a cold war: "They are all like this? Can't they be changed?"

Although he clearly rejected Nick's proposal, Kant was still very concerned about the ability of the greenskins to build motorcycles by hand, and even had a lot of ideas to see what these greenskins could do.

But it is impossible to incite and deceive the orcs by using the ethereal prophecy identity of Dajiba.

After all, he has always believed in the principle of fair exchange. Even if the Autobots created by him, after the other party became wise, he also solicited the other party's opinions, clarified the dangers of this trip, and made a mutually beneficial agreement. After reaching an agreement, this is the way to go together.

So all the way, he has been thinking about what kind of price is enough, so that he can calmly propose greenskins to join his team - there is no need to think about the thousands of greenskins in the tribe, but These dozens of green skins are still relatively easy to deal with.

But if they have this vice...

"This, it should be possible."

Leona's voice was like the sound of heaven: "Those most rude and savage orcs fight, **** and brag all day, and even live in houses made of dung, and the smell on their bodies can be imagined, so the clans When the army and the greenskin fight head-to-head, they usually lose more and win less. The opponent can really fight, and they are not afraid of death. This is one reason, but another reason is the smell on them... Only the most determined warriors or Certain races who don't care about that at all can do their best."

"Even the worst vampire would rather starve to death than **** green-skinned blood."

"But there are always exceptions."

"For example, as I told you, the Xieyue clan, the most business-minded tribe among the greenskins, has even done business on the entire continent. If they have the same taste, who would be willing to do business with them? Before they got close, they were stunned. ...So this tribe slowly began to pay attention to hygiene, we don't know the internal situation, but at least the merchants they sent out and the members of the chambers of commerce offices around the country are not only decent and clean, diligent in bathing, and even use incense and perfume, after all , the charm of money can change everything.”

She stretched out her hand, circled her thumb and index finger in the shape of a gold coin, and squinted and smiled.

"understand?"

She said in a relaxed tone: "There are two things in this world that can easily and gently change the nature of life. One is money and the other is faith. The latter is stronger than the former, because it is a business without foundation."

"Then, even money can change the habits of green skins, let alone belief, Kant, since these orcs admire and admire you so much, then they must be willing to make some kind of change for you, or to put it another way, Kant, maybe you can change them."

Having said that, the teasing and disgust on the girl's face disappeared.

But more serious and serious.

Kant mused: "So, you're not really talking about the dunghill? What do you mean by changing?"

Leona sat on the chair, tilted her head and looked at him with a smile: "No, it's just for the dung pile, at least for now. Now the city is besieged by elves, we are all trapped here, Dagiba is now The only thing that can be done is to let these dozens of orcs not smear the **** they pulled out."

Kant picked up the bread and dipped it into the meat sauce and stopped in midair, glaring at her.

Leona smiled mischievously, and waved her hands to drive him away: "Don't eat them, go see them."

Kant put down the bread and shrugged helplessly: "I feel that you are very interested in these green skins."

"Idiot, I'm thinking of you."

Leona rolled her eyes and said, "Let you run to the north now and trick the orcs to go south to fight elves and help Goethe, you must be unwilling, but now is now, and in the future, it is rare to have such a level of identity, so naturally you have to grasp it. Live, this is very useful, after all, it is a race, at least a big tribe."

"Not convinced? Think about it, even though you are Tina's husband, but after all, you are a Aurora, and you have no foundation and are not enough to convince the Goethe people. How many foreigners would marry Goethe's most beautiful pearl. People are not convinced, Goethe is still very xenophobic in this kind of thing, and will definitely look at you and even bully you - but you can call thousands of orcs south in minutes, that's another story."

Kant narrowed his eyes and said, "That's all?"

The girl raised her eyebrows and said, "Why not?"

He stood up and stretched: "I always think you have other thoughts... But forget it, you won't be a green-skinned **** in human skin, right?"

Leona shook her head and said smugly, "If the green-skinned girls had the beauty of an old lady, they wouldn't be mixed up like this, and they would not like to be seen by any race."

"Let's go." Kant picked up his coat and walked to the door.

"Oh, yes, Kant."

Leona called to him.

Kant turned around: "What's the matter?"

The girl turned around, lay on the back of the chair, looked at him, and said solemnly: "Pooping is a hobby of greenskins, they like to pile dung, build houses with dung, and also like to use dung heaps to pile some strange things, even The projectiles used in the simple trebuchets are rounded and compacted dung balls, even more terrible than stones."

"So, I have to remind you of two things."

"First, you may get the infinite reverence and allegiance of the greenskins, but it's better to let them have a fixed and solemn way of paying tribute, of course, if you like being made a statue of you by others using a dung heap. , then it's another matter..."

When Kant heard this, the corners of his eyes twitched.

"Second, the greenskins like to play with **** because they deal with **** every day. As a friend, I hope you must keep your heart and don't be led astray by them and have some bad hobbies..."

When the girl said this, she couldn't help it, and she burst out laughing.

"You think too much!"

Kant shouted righteously: "I am Kant... **** it, forget it."

Then push the door and leave.

Leona looked at the closed door and smiled lightly.

"Of course there are other ideas...but what's the difference? People like you, if you want greenskins to work for you, you must do something for them first."

She whispered to herself: "Elves are the overlords of the world, human beings are gradually prospering, dwarves are exploring the truth of all things... All the tribes in the mainland are from scattered to united, from small to powerful, because there are heroes in the tribe, and they will appear at the right time. , and forge the way forward with the people of the tribe, except the orcs."

"Kant, they may want to change their way of life... they may have been waiting for you."

"I can't think of this ridiculous legend, there really is a person."

Leona's eyes flickered for a while, thinking of the vast north, the barren land, the worst environment, the place where the green skin lives, a barren area that no human beings with strong adaptability would want to go into, with poor mountains and bad waters, and dangers everywhere. The green skin with strong vitality can live optimistically there.

But they were left with only optimism.

There is no hope for this race.

She saw such emotions in the eyes of the merchants and mercenaries who went south. These greenskins who left their homes and had seen the world did not find what they wanted after all. They were helpless and powerless, thinking about why this happened, but Don't know what the problem is, want to do something, but can't do anything.

Leona sighed softly.

"As a part of human beings, I think it's better for the orcs to shrink in the most barren places in the north to fend for themselves for thousands of years, but as another part of human beings, I have sympathy for the inexplicable suffering they have encountered. , after all, I have read the records of the Great Library."

"A long time ago, the orcs did not live in that desolate place, and their homeland was once fertile, but now it is the territory of human beings. Scholars have just recorded this past event in history, but the world never knew it. But the orcs have long since completely forgotten the hatred of their homeland, and they live carefree and optimistic every day in the most barren and sinister land..."

She murmured: "As a descendant, I have no right to condemn the actions of our ancestors in that dark and barbaric era, and I don't want the orcs to remember their hatred and pay their debts with blood, I just hope they can live better. , but don't invade humans in turn, Kant, will this selfishness be too difficult?"

When human beings have morality, all kinds of entanglements and troubles arise.

"But I can't stop you. If the prophecy is true, no one can stop a race from holding on to hope. I just hope that you, Kant, can guide them well and let things have a happy outcome."

Leona sighed again: "But, what's the use of saying this? I can't do anything..."

At this moment, footsteps suddenly sounded outside, the girl raised her head, Kant went back and forth, pushed the door in, grabbed her arm, and pulled her up.

"Hey! What are you doing?"

Leona struggled.

"I forgot just now—you have to go with me too!" Condra led her out, "Since you know greenskins so well, and since you want to see my jokes so much, let's go together! If the greenskins dare to give **** If I make a statue, then I must let them make a you next to me!"

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PS1: I solemnly declare, I have to clarify one thing, greenskin loves to play **** is the setting of the medieval Warhammer, and the heavy mouth is the British. For example, in the game of Warhammer Total War, the orc guard tower is upgraded, and the shells become dung Balls, such as greenskins looting your city, there is a high probability that a building will become a dunghill after the event, greenskins pull, and, greenskins also have a random event, in fact, various races have them, but the specific descriptions are different. , For example, the empire is the explosion of the steam boiler, the dwarf is the explosion of the powder store, the rat man is the explosion of the warpstone furnace, and the greenskin is the explosion of the pile of dung... That's it!