Clash Of Civilizations: I Really Don't Want To Destroy The Earth
Chapter 68 Sexually Pure Man, Loves Old Girls
"Hello everyone, welcome to my live broadcast room.
"Let me introduce myself to everyone first, I am Zhang Wei, the one with the highest repetition rate of names in the country."
"Gender pure man, 26 years old today, likes old women and various extreme sports."
"It can be regarded as a low-profile version of the rich second generation. As long as they don't die in their lives, they don't have to worry about food and drink, so they don't have to give rewards or anything.
"This live broadcast is just for someone to talk to me when I'm drifting at sea, otherwise what if such a handsome sunny guy like me gets depressed?"
As he spoke, Zhang Wei, who was manipulating the sailboat, smiled brightly at the camera.
"I like this kind of leisurely anchor, so I pay attention."
"Yo, catch a wild anchor and prepare to sell it to a rich woman."
"Hey.....this is someone else's life, I can only sit in a rented house and eat instant noodles."
"By the way, what does it feel like to be drifting at sea?"
"How should I put it, everything is fine, free, peaceful, open-minded, but a little lonely."
"After all, people are social creatures, and it's really uncomfortable to be alone. If it weren't for the live broadcast, to be honest, I never considered drifting at sea." Zhang Wei replied very frankly.
"Anchor, God has come out, you still have the mind to play extreme sports?"
"It's not the anchor pretending to be X with you, I don't play extreme sports, but the excitement beyond the limit, the transparency of understanding the true self.
"It's too profound, I don't understand, I don't understand."
"Please the anchor speak human words!"
"Hahaha, to put it bluntly, many things can no longer stimulate my dopamine, only extreme sports can do it.
People, only when life and death are on the line can we see ourselves clearly and cherish life. "
Just when Zhang Wei was controlling the flight path and talking nonsense to the audience in the live broadcast room, Jiang Chen gave an evil smile.
A ray of divine power melted into the sea around Zhang Wei without a trace.
Isn't this stuff meant to be exciting?
OK, then give him a boost.
The next moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly stopped, and then suddenly exploded:
"Anchor, stop pretending to be X, look behind you!"
"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, the anchor runs, no, you can't run in the sea, so just tell me if you have any last words.
"Fuck, anchor, you are really exciting this time, and I am absolutely grateful to God for surviving."
After seeing the barrage, Zhang Wei turned around with some doubts.
I saw that a 'shark' not far away from him was rushing towards his sailboat with its bloody mouth wide open.
Zhang Wei is not afraid of sharks or anything, his sailboat is reinforced, let alone a shark, even if a killer whale comes over, it will be difficult to overturn it and bite through it.
But only if it's a normal shark, the one in the back?
Are you so sure it's not a young Godzilla?
After being stunned for a second, Zhang Wei threw away the phone without saying a word, quickly ran into the cabin, and quickly pulled the engine power in the dormant state to the maximum.
This is not over yet, this guy took out a large speargun from the cabinet, the kind specially used for hunting sharks.
It has to be said that, after all, those who play extreme sports have rich psychological quality.
When normal people encounter this kind of situation, even if they don't stop in place, they will be frightened so that their hands and feet will go weak.
As for Zhang Wei, not only did he not panic at all, he even thought clearly. The only thing that revealed his deepest fear was the cold sweat on his back.
At this moment, the live broadcast room has exploded, and the number of people is like a rocket, rising steadily:
"I heard that there is Godzilla in the live broadcast room, man, why is the screen black."
"Don't rush the newcomer, the host threw away his phone, and he still doesn't know if he is dead or alive.
"Dog anchor, another recruiter."
"Just keep some morals, the anchor really encountered something, I was in the live broadcast room just now."
"Zhang Wei, don't scare mom!"
Standing at the stern with a speargun in hand, Zhang Wei swallowed as he watched the rapidly approaching Godzilla.
As if he suddenly remembered something, he quickly squatted down and picked up the phone.
Ignoring the barrage of barrage after seeing Godzilla, he said directly to the live broadcast room:
"Mom and Dad, I know you are all in the live broadcast room, now calm down and listen to me."
"Dad, try to drink as little as possible in the future, you snore very loudly after drinking, I don't know how my mother can bear you.
"Mom, when you find my father's private house money in the future, I will leave some money, and I have to leave a root for cutting leeks.
~Finally, being your son is the greatest luck in my life. Forgive my son for not being able to send you to the end. "
"goodbye!"
The moment the words fell, the huge mouth of 'Godzilla' just wrapped the entire small sailboat.
Just as it was about to close, Zhang Wei took a deep breath of the foul-smelling air, aimed at a piece of soft meat inside the huge mouth, and pulled the trigger.
Then he pulled out the dagger at his waist, stepped on the hull and roared:
I'm dead, at least I need to bite off a few ounces of meat from you!"
The next moment, the giant mouth closed, and the screen suddenly turned black.
At this moment, a couple far away in the northeast was crying and calling the police in a hurry.
I don't know when it has already increased to thousands of people in the live broadcast room, and there is no more chaos in the past, and some only have a barrage of blessings:
"Anchor pure man, best wishes!"
"What the hell, isn't there a shady earth? Such a sunny boy has provoked someone (promised), and he can meet Godzilla wherever he goes, +!"
"In the scene just now, the anchor is like a hero, who wants to bite off a few ounces of meat when he is about to die. Fuck, this is what a man should look like."
"Ahhh, I'm so aggrieved."
"What the hell happened to the world, let alone the gods, why did Godzilla come out?"
"Let's not talk about it, when the donations go, the donors will write about the anchor, and when they get to Yintu, they will have more merits, and they will continue to be rich second-generation buyers in their next life.
"Oh, what a child..."
Just when everyone was lamenting or regretting, the dark live broadcast room suddenly lit up again.
In the dim environment, a sweaty face suddenly appeared on the screen.
Under the reflection of the light, his face was as pale as a ghost.
"That...... Dad, mom, I don't seem to be dead yet?".
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