Co-renting Immortal Doctor
Chapter 20: Thirty-eight centimeters
<>. ntp * {:-:-; t:;}. ntp; n;}>
When they heard this voice, everyone opened their eyes wide, and they wondered who actually dared to save the hero at this time to provoke big figures like Brother Hui!
At this moment, Mu Qingxue also opened his eyes and stared blankly at the young man in front of him. She didn't expect that someone was willing to come forward to help herself at this time.
Seeing that someone was actually destroying himself, Huang Mao suddenly looked cold and turned to stare at Tang Yu: "Boy, Mao has learned to be a hero to save the beauty before Mao grows up, before you get angry, you better give I knelt down and apologized or I wouldn't let you eat it ... "
Before he finished speaking, he just felt his legs trembling violently, and he couldn't stand. The next moment, under the shocked eyes of all the convenience store owners, I saw that Huang Mao actually kneeled directly towards Tang Yu.
"Well, this man, you are really sincere. I'm not your ancestor, you don't have to kneel. If you think what you just said is heavy, in fact, it's enough to apologize, I'm very kind.
Tang Yu said seriously.
As soon as this word came out, Huang Mao almost strangled himself. Who the **** did you kneel? I made you kneel for me, why the **** would I kneel!
But at this moment, he felt that his legs were compelling again, and he stood up quickly, his head flickered, and he suddenly thought of something, staring angrily at Tang Yu: "Boy, you move Hands and feet? "
Just now Tang Yu patted himself on the shoulder and it turned out that he was like this. Although he didn't know how the other party did it, he felt that it was definitely this boy who did it!
Tang Yu said innocently: "Where have I started using my feet? I've always been honest. If you have bad legs and feet, go home and raise them. You can't frame me, I'm an honest person."
"Boy, okay, you're fine, you dare to **** him to me, it's really boring, you **** wait for me!"
With that, Huang Mao glanced at Tang Yu with an angry look, and walked quickly towards the outside. In case this kid escapes, he will bring his younger brother to clean up the kid fiercely!
Looking at each other's back, Tang Yu disagreed. Although he knew he would cause trouble for himself, he just couldn't get used to the shameless behavior of the other side. Moreover, Mu Qingxue was really pathetic. If you didn't want to cause trouble on your own, this guy would have been violent.
Recalling that just now he held the acupuncture point of the other side, Tang Yu's mouth slightly raised.
The things in my medical book are really easy to use. I just press with my finger, and my opponent's leg is cramped directly. However, the above is to use a silver needle, if the silver needle is used, the effect will be better, the other party will not be able to get up in a few minutes.
"It looks like I need to buy a pair of silver needles. After all, I still need to learn medicine, and I can use it sooner or later." Tang Yu murmured to himself.
Seeing Tang Yu's siege for himself, Mu Qingxue was completely desperate, and looked at Tang Yu, saying, "Thank you, thank you."
But remembering that Huang Mao had threatened to come back and teach Tang Yu after leaving, Mu Qingxue was worried again. The other party shouldn't provoke the person, but to help themselves, if the backpack is stingy, they will really die of guilt.
Just when Mu Qingxue wanted to say something, I saw Tang Yuzhiwugou said, "This ... this, I want to buy the things you girls use, the long, wide ... you can Can't introduce me to one ... "
Mu Qingxue was very grateful to Tang Yu, but listening to this, Mu Qingxue's eyes suddenly became cold, and the smile on his face also slowly disappeared. With the yellow hair just now, she was very sensitive to such words, and directly divided Tang Yu and that yellow hair into the same category of characters.
She thought she had met a good person, but she didn't expect that they were all the same, which made her feel sad for a while. With Muran, Mu Qingxue asked lightly, "I don't know how long and how wide you want to buy."
Tang Yu didn't notice Mu Qingxue's expression, not to mention that the other party had defined himself as a hooligan, thinking for a moment, thinking of the picture in the advertisement of sanitary napkins on TV, saying: "It's long, if I remember correctly If it is, it should be 38 cm. As for the width, it is not clear. "
That thing also has wings, where does Tang Yu know how to count the width.
As soon as this word came out, everyone in the convenience store was stunned for a while, their eyes were all looking at His Majesty Tang Yu, just like watching a monster. Thirty-eight centimeters, is this African?
"Oh, buddy, you are awesome. It has a length of thirty-eight centimeters."
At this time, the insignificant boy behind said to Tang Yu in shock: "Brothers have rich capital and admire it. I don't know how the brothers are tidy. It's so long. Can your girlfriend bear it?"
"What's so great about this." Tang Yu said puzzled: "Isn't it longer and better, girls like to use long at night?"
In other words, isn't it a long sanitary napkin with wings at night to prevent side leakage?
"Brother, you are wrong." The boy Yin smiled and said, "Women, they not only like to grow at night, they also like to day!"
"Really, I don't understand this." Tang Yu shook his head and said.
Listening to the conversation between Tang Yu and the boy, Mu Qingxue at the cashier next to him shook his shoulders, and felt a bit of anger in his heart. These two shameless people actually said that this thing was so energetic, and they showed it off, which is unreasonable!
"The two of you get out of here, you are not welcome here!" Mu Qingxue could not bear it, looked at the two with shame and indignation, pointed his finger at the door, and directly issued an order for expulsion.
At this moment, the boy's complexion was stagnant.
Gu discussed the issue with Tang Yu just now, but he forgot that Mu Qingxue was still here. He wished to slap himself, was his head kicked by the donkey. Feeling Mu Qingxue's anger, the man left the convenience store dimly.
Before Mu Qingxue rescued him, he also stood idly by and stood still at this moment.
Looking at Mu Qingxue's inexplicable anger, Tang Yu didn't know. So he looked at the other person innocently, and said, "I'm just here to buy things. I haven't bought them yet. Are you so fierce?"
"I don't have what you want here, you can buy it in another house!" Mu Qingxue looked at Tang Yu coldly, and said with a look of scorn.
"Impossible!" Tang Yu said dissatisfied, "This kind of thing can be found in any supermarket. It is absolutely impossible without it. I will find it myself."
In spite of Mu Qingxue's opposition, Tang Yu walked directly towards the innermost of the convenience store. Sure enough, in the innermost position, Tang Yu saw what he wanted to buy, randomly picked an extended version, went directly to the checkout counter, and put it on the counter!
"It's obvious, why didn't you lie to me?" Tang Yu stared at Mu Qingxue's eyes, looking upset.
Do n’t you just buy a sanitary napkin for yourself, as for your face? I did n’t steal or **** it. I really do n’t understand what this woman thinks. Is something coming?
Thinking of this, Tang Yu felt very likely. A woman's temper is definitely bad. As a man, you should understand. Who doesn't have those days every month?
Taking a deep look at Mu Qingxue, Tang Yu's anger was gone, and he went back and took a pack of sanitary napkins and put them on the counter.
At this moment, looking at the two packs of sanitary napkins on the counter, Mu Qingxue was completely sluggish. It turned out that the other person was talking about sanitary napkins, but he thought that he was taking advantage of himself, and he bought 38 inches of Durex!
Yes, it is no wonder that the other party said that girls use it at night, and it is no wonder that there is always a hint of doubt between his brows, mainly because what he said and everyone thought were two different things, and the feelings themselves misunderstood others!
Combating piracy and supporting genuine, please read the latest content at Zhulang.com. Current user id :, current user name:
You'll Also Like
-
The Cannon Fodder Heroine Strikes Back Online
Chapter 766 15 hours ago -
No way, I’m invincible, and the horror game is just coming?
Chapter 2411 16 hours ago -
Mystery: The Extraordinary Journey Starting from an Angel
Chapter 356 19 hours ago -
Hogwarts: I rely on MC to pretend to be an alchemy professor
Chapter 106 21 hours ago -
Being robbed by her bestie, she married an officer and got pregnant with twins, but she won by lying
Chapter 435 21 hours ago -
Do Not Disturb Ascension
Chapter 181 21 hours ago -
Naruto: His comprehension is beyond belief, shocking the ninja world!
Chapter 153 21 hours ago -
Female supremacy: After the beauty counterattack, the senior sister regretted it
Chapter 192 1 days ago -
Pokémon: Start as a Pirate!
Chapter 387 1 days ago -
At the beginning, take down the protagonist's mother and get a double pupil as a reward
Chapter 138 1 days ago