Collapse: Lady Herrscher is a bit too lazy
Chapter 269
"My Queen~", Benares looked at Hina pitifully, hoping to get Hina's non-existent love.
"It's useless to yell at me. You have to admit your mistakes and stand at attention when you are beaten. Bella, she belongs to you this month. You can do whatever you want. Just don't kill her~❅!", Hina curled her lips and turned around and left as if nothing had happened, leaving behind Benares who was dragged on the ground by his mother's neck, and uttered a helpless wail: "No!!!"
DUANG!
With Hina's support, Bella, who was in power, had no intention of spoiling her daughter at all.
Perhaps because she felt that her daughter's screaming was very annoying, Bella impatiently reached for her lower back and hit Benares on the head with a spatula: "Why are you arguing? Since Lady Hina has said so, you should come and live with your mother this month. I promise to treat you well!"
"!" Benares looked at Bella's malicious smile in surprise and crawled in the direction where Hina left in fear: "Queen, please don't! Don't leave me here..."
DUANG!
In a flash, Bella hit Benares again with a spatula.
In this way, under Bella's "emotional and rational education", Benares deeply understood his mother's "good intentions" and "took the initiative" to follow Bella back to Xilin's cozy nest to consolidate their almost non-existent mother-daughter relationship.
"Can you cook?" Bella tidied up the messy kitchen and turned to ask this rebellious and unfilial daughter who was related to her by blood.
"………", Benares did not answer, but sat on the stove with her head covered, rubbing the big lumps on her head vigorously.
"Mom is asking you a question!"
Seeing that Benares did not say anything for a long time, Bella frowned and slapped him with a spatula.
There was only a muffled sound of snap, and Benares jumped up from the stove as if he had been electrocuted, and jumped around in the kitchen with his waist and hips covered, which had already swollen several times.
"You, you, you!" Benares gritted his teeth and stared at Bella. After a long time, he bit his back teeth and squeezed out three words: "Can you eat!"
"You can't even cook, are you my daughter?" Bella looked at her daughter who had never touched the spring water with a little surprise, and shook her head in disappointment.
She thought that her daughter with her genes would become a cooking god in the Garden of Eden like herself.
But unfortunately, as the saying goes, "You have many students, but you only have one family." Her cooking skills, which even the queen praised, were destined to have no successors.
Thinking of this, Bella sighed deeply again and said with emotion: "How could I have such a useless daughter like you! Alas~"
"Huh? Useless! Who are you saying is useless?"
As if he felt insulted, Benares walked to Bella angrily and shouted: "If you don't agree, let's go out of the Garden of Eden to solo. See if I can beat you up!"
"Puff-"
Bella laughed at her daughter's harsh words, and couldn't help but pat Benares's flushed face: "Are you good at fighting? What's the use of fighting!"
"What do you mean?" Benares asked.
"No matter how good you are at fighting, can you be as good as Yiga? Or are you much better than your other friends?"
After saying that, Bella walked to the stove in a bad mood and answered her daughter's questions: "If you want to capture the heart of the queen or the empress, you have to find another way, such as capturing your queen's stomach!"
"But... the queen doesn't need to eat at all!" Benares muttered softly.
"Stupid! If she doesn't want to eat, you can't cook. Does she want to eat?" Bella slammed the table heavily, looking at her daughter who had good fighting talent but needed to improve her emotional intelligence, and explained with emotion and reason:
"You have so many Honkai beasts in the guards, and you don't lack Honkai beasts that can fight. What you lack is to take care of the life of Lady Hina."
"Think about it, your queen has so many Honkai beasts, and you are the only one who can cook. Are you...what's the word? Rare?"
"Uh, do you mean...rare goods are worth living?" Benares carefully reminded.
"Yes, that's the rare goods that are worth living." Bella nodded and accepted her daughter's inscription for the time being.
"..." Benares lowered his head and thought for a long time, feeling that what Bella said seemed to make a little sense.
Finally, Benares pondered for a moment, and reluctantly moved to Bella's side. She leaned over in a very awkward posture, leaned close to Bella's ear, and whispered in her barely audible voice: "Mom... I... What should I do..."Finally I was fooled!
Bella's eyes flashed with a cunning, and she raised her right hand to her ear, pretending not to understand: "What did you say? I didn't hear it?"
"I said...what should I do?" Benares summoned up the courage to amplify his voice a little.
"What did you say? I can't hear it clearly?!" Bella, who loves to watch soap operas when she is bored, raised her mouth slightly and pretended to be a little hard of hearing.
"I said! What should I do!" Benares broke the jar and almost shouted.
"I heard it this time, but ~ how do I know what you do?" Bella dropped the kitchen utensils, turned around with a playful look and looked at her blushing daughter, stretched out her left index finger and pointed at herself: "Who am I!"
"You are Bella." The honest man Benares answered honestly.
However, her answer did not satisfy Bella. Bella shook her head and looked at her daughter with a half-smile, saying: "Who am I to you?"
"Huh...Ha..."
After taking a deep breath and a series of psychological preparations, Benares finally took the initiative to shout out the two words with a slightly shameful taste: "Mom...Mom."
"That's right! My dear daughter!" Bella smiled and imitated the tone and posture of the characters in the TV series she watched in her spare time, pointing to her shoulders: "Oh, you said...why is my shoulder so sore all of a sudden!"
"You! "
Hearing this, Benares understood what Bella meant. She suppressed her displeasure, forced out an ugly smile, and put her hand on Bella's shoulder in revenge: "I'll give you a massage, okay!"
"You're sensible!"
Faced with her daughter's "active request", Bella was not polite, but commented very nitpickingly: "Silly child, you have no strength! Did you not eat enough this morning? It's okay, you are here with your mother, and your mother will definitely feed you!"
"Really? Then I really have to thank your eight generations of ancestors!"
At that moment, Benares, with a red face, said so.
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