Teyvat.
Liyue.
Three bowls are enough.
A man with short brown hair and a long braid was drinking tea at the tea table.
It was Zhongli.
On the stage,
In front of the screen,
The storyteller spread out his paper fan!
He said loudly:
"The last time I told you that--"
"At that time, Liyue was invaded by a great demon in the sea. There were evil dragons in the mountains."
"Emperor Rock King summoned all the immortals to restore a peaceful world to the world!"
The storyteller was on the stage,
The listeners put down their teacups comfortably.
"Legend has it that when the emperor went to war, he once said--"
As soon as the storyteller finished speaking,
The scene of Zhongli holding a spear and fighting monsters suddenly appeared!
"In this world, all the demons and gods have risen up."
"Although I have no intention of competing, I know the suffering of the people!"
"The sky is shaking--"
Zhongli crossed his arms,
standing among the many demons as steady as a mountain,
As soon as he finished speaking,
the sky and the earth changed color!
A huge rock fell from the sky!
Falling on the earth!
Falling on the surrounding demons!
Instantly petrified!
Unable to move!
As if it would shatter at any time!
"I only wish to cleanse the four directions and protect a corner of the world."
"That was the original contract of Liyue."
"And now..."
"The final contract has finally been drawn up."
The scene suddenly changed,
The listener left,
along the long street of Liyue,
walking slowly alone.
[Hu Tao: Huh? ? ? ]
[Keqing:? ? ? ]
[Ningguang:? ? ? ]
[Xiangling:? ? ? ]
[Ganyu: !!! ! ]
[Ganyu: Zhongli is the emperor? ! ]
[Hu Tao: Huh? Keqing, you... are the Lord of the Rock? ! ]
[Hu Tao: I always thought he was some kind of hermit immortal! 】
[Hu Tao: So this hall master has been supporting Lord Yan? Lord Yan is working for this hall master? ! ! 】
[Xiang Ling: Wait... Since he is the God of Wealth, why do you always keep accounts when you eat in our Wanmin Hall? ? ? ? 】
[Keqing:......]
[Keqing: I was wondering why the guest Zhongli is as old-fashioned as the Emperor... Turns out he is just 26......! 】
[Ningguang: Xiang Ling, is the Emperor still paying? I paid. 】
[Xiang Ling: It's okay, Wangsheng Hall and North Country Bank have paid. 】
[Keqing: It's not you......]
[Hu Tao: Damn it! This hall master supports the god of a country but still has more expenses than income, and goes out to the streets every day to sell business! 】
[Hu Tao: ﹏]
[March 7: No, your business is not open on the streetHey! ? ? ]
[Qingque: I think it's amazing that I didn't get beaten...]
[Fuxuan: Bird food. ]
[Zhongli: Ahem, the bookkeeping thing can actually be explained. . ]
[Ying: Don't explain. ]
[Paimon: +1. ]
[Sushang: So, this Zhongli is also the god of Teyvat like Lei in the movie? ]
[Zhongli: Not now, I've retired. ]
[Zhongli: Now I'm just a guest of the Rebirth Hall. ]
[Hutao: No, you can be the hall master, I also want to experience the feeling of being paid by the God of Wealth. ]
[Zhongli: Ahem... I don't have the Heart of God now, and I can't create Mora anymore...]
[Hutao: Alas, this hall master has a hard life! 】
[Qingque: It hurts! It hurts so much! 】
[Qingque: I raised a God of Wealth, but he didn't make me rich! ! 】
[Hutao: ﹏]
[Hutao: Miss Qingque, we met too late! 】
[Qingque: If you have a chance to come to our Xianzhou, I will teach you how to play Diyuan Qiongyu cards! It is definitely a way to make a fortune! 】
[Hutao: It's a deal! 】
[March Seven: Haha~]
[Lei Movie: Morax, long time no see. 】
[Zhongli: Yeah, long time no see, Baalzebub. 】
[Hutao: Where is Qiongbao? Where is Qiongbao? ! 】
[Hutao: Is Qiongbao also in this live broadcast room? ! 】
[Qiong: Yes. 】
[Walnut: Wow, is it really you? ! ]
[Walnut: Can I ask you for an autograph later? ! ]
[Walnut: You are a big celebrity now! ]
[Walnut: The last time you used the Skyfire, it was so cool! ]
[Walnut: This autograph of yours will definitely sell well... It's definitely worth collecting! ]
[Qiong: Sure, sure. ]
[March Seven: ??? ]
[Esther: ??? ]
[Firefly: ??? ]
[Kiana: ??? ]
[Pera: ??? ]
[Ying: ??? ]
[Ying: Qiong, have you changed your nature? ? ? 】
[Qiong: What's wrong? 】
[Silver Wolf: There are so many cute girls, why don't you flirt with them? 】
[Kiana: +1. . . 】
[Kiana: Is this still the same stinky Qiongbao? 】
[March Seven: Indeed, I'm a little uncomfortable. . . 】
[Liu Ying: I'm a little uncomfortable too... It's over, why would I think like this...】
[Esther: +1.....】
[Esther: Husband, don't you like any of these girls? 】
[Xiangling: ﹏]
[Hu Tao: Huh? Flirting? 】
[Hu Tao: Oh, I'm a little excited to see the real me, I almost forgot Qiongbao's romantic history...】
【Keqing: .....】
【Ganyu: Eh? This.....】
【Ningguang: Phew~ It's quite in line with the style of the live broadcast room~】
【Qiong: Don't be afraid, I'm not that kind of person. 】
【Qiong: The live broadcast room is all second creation, don't take it seriously. 】
【Aishida: Then am I your wife? 】
【Qiong: Of course! 】
【Firefly: What about me? 】
【Qiong: Of course! 】
【Ying: What about me! 】
【Qiong: Of course! 】
【Qiong: There are also Xiaosanyue, Kiana, Cocolia, Bronya, Leiying, Raiden Mei, Huangquan, Chicken Wing Wife...】
【Qiong: There are too many, I can't breathe. . . 】
[March Seven: Hey, you're calling out the names of the dishes! ]
[Mockingbird: I'm not! ! ! ]
[Kiana: Me neither! ! ! ]
[Raiden Mei: +1. ]
[Bronya Zaychek: Qiong, please distinguish Bronya's name when you say Bronya, thank you. ]
[Qong: OK! Bronya Zaychek! ]
[Bronya Zaychek: Get lost. ]
[Bronya Rand: ..... ]
[Keqing: .... ]
[Ganyu: .... ]
[Xiangling: .... ]
[Hu Tao: Awesome Qiongbao! ! ]
[Hu Tao: As expected of you! 】
[Ningguang: Haha~ It's normal for such a strong and excellent man to have more women. 】
[Ningguang: Don't mention Qiongbao, there are many wealthy businessmen in Liyue who have many wives and concubines. 】
[Qiong: Miss Ningguang is really my confidant! 】
[Qiong: It's hard to find a soulmate! 】
[Qiong: So touching! 】
[Announcement]
[Start playing the second creation video now! 】
["Zhongli: He treasures a treasure!"]
[The content of this second creation video is all the real script of Potio! 】
[The script staff will be sent to the designated theater now! 】
Dan Heng and "Potio" return to the Starry Sky Train.
"You're back? Two people got on the bus in front of us and said they were looking for Botio's passengers. I asked them to wait for Pa in the observation car first."
Pam said.
"Oh, just in time."
As the voice of "Botio" sounded,
the camera immediately moved to "him".
But,
Zhongli, who was wearing Zhongli's clothes,
had the same pupils and inverted eyebrows as Botio,
and a row of shark teeth, suddenly appeared in front of everyone!
It was obviously the same person,
but he had completely lost Zhongli's steady and scholarly temperament,
and was a perfect match for Botio!
[Ganyu: Huh? ? ? ]
[Zhongli:? ? ? ]
[Botio:? ? ? 】 [Keqing:? ? ? 】
[Ningguang: ??? 】 (To read the most exciting novels, go to Flylu Novels!)
[Xiangling: ??? 】
[Ying: Pu——Hahahaha! 】
[Ying: Zhongli, you are going to make me laugh to death!! 】
[Paimon: Hehe...]
[Hu Tao: Hahahaha!!! 】[]
[Hu Tao: So funny!!! 】
[Potio: What? ? He treasured a baby! They look like each other? 】
[Zhongli:... This. 】
[March Seven: Ah this...]
[March Seven: Should I say... This seems to make sense? ? 】
[Esther: Haha! My eyes went dark! 】
[Qingque: I think so. The person who listened to the story in the video is pretty handsome. What kind of secondary creation video is this! 】
[Qingque: So there is this trick! 】
[Qiong: Haha, it makes sense! 】
[Lei Movie: Phew~]
[Xiangling: Everyone in Liyue is stunned. . . 】
[Xiangling: I was just shocked that Zhongli is the God of Wealth who keeps accounts everywhere... 】
[Xiangling: Now again... 】
[Ganyu: I feel... I can't look directly at the Emperor in the future. . 】
[Keqing: +1. 】
[Ningguang: +1. 】
[Hutao: +1! 】
"Two people?"
Dan Heng asked.
"That's her."
"Although the Starry Sky Train welcomes every passenger, you all sneak in one by one...Are you too ignorant of yourselves, Pam!"
As Pam looked over,
It was the elegant Black Swan who was walking towards them.
"I'm sorry, conductor. I was impolite. I mistakenly thought that the train was already familiar with Yi Ting... At present, the situation of Pinocchio is complicated, and only the nameless guests are trustworthy."
The Black Swan was a little apologetic.
"Are you the rememberer?"
Danheng asked.
"It's our first meeting, Mr. Danheng. I have seen you in other people's memories. And Mr. Portio...it's our first meeting too. I hope you like that bottle of Asdena White Oak. You really know how to order some hard-to-find wines."
The Black Swan complained a little.
"It's really hard for me to find it. I'll be frank with you, the Rememberer. Tell me everything you know."
Zhongli said in a tone similar to that of Botio.
"That's exactly what I meant. But before that, please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Hei Guan'e, and I'm the Rememberer of Liuguang Yiting. As for the story of Ms. Huangquan..."
"Maybe she knows it better than I do."
As soon as Black Swan finished speaking.
The person she looked at was walking towards her——
It was Lei Dianying.
"Hello, both of you. I'm Huangquan."
Lei Dianying played himself.
【Yoki: .....】
【Raiden Mei: .....】
【Sanyueqi: It makes sense. . 】
【Qiong: Ying doesn't look like an actor! 】
【Mockingbird: +1! 】
【Yaegamiko: +1~~】
【Qiong: Haha, a famous actress~】
【Kiana: I can't say it's a little bit similar, I can only say it's exactly the same...】
【Alicia: I really want to chat with all three Mei at the same time~】
【Qiong: Before that, I'll fulfill this wish for you! 】
【Qiong: It just so happens that Yingmei's double penetration door, collecting all three Mei is no longer a dream! 】
【Alicia: I envy Qiongbao! 】
[Alicia: ﹏]
[Ying: I have done a great job! (Hands on hips!)]
[Esther: That's true. 】
[March Seven: +1. . . ]
[Cocolia: +1. 】
[Bluebird: +1! 】
[Hu Tao: +1! ! ! 】
[Hu Tao: Thanks to Ying, we have a chance to see the world! 】
[Keqing: +1! 】
[Ningguang: +1! 】
[Ganyu: +1. . 】
"What?!"
"What the hell is this treasure - Liuguang Yiting, you betrayed me?!"
When he saw Lei Dianying,
Zhongli was immediately furious!
He immediately questioned!
"Sorry, this is my request."
"For some reasons, I was exiled by Pinoconi. Fortunately, this memory followed me all the way, so I had the opportunity to quietly get rid of the control of the family."
Lei Dianying hurriedly explained.
"How about this, let me make a few holes in you first to see what is hidden inside, and then we can talk about trust..."
Zhongli took out his revolver without saying a word,
pointed it at Lei Dianying's head!
"He's precious, be careful, I'll kill you with one shot!"
[Zhongli:....]
[Keqing:.....]
[Ganyu:.....]
[Ganyu: I can't go back. . . ]
[Ganyu: ﹏]
[Ganyu: I'm sorry, Emperor. . . ]
[Ningguang: Too...similar. . . . ]
Teyvat.
Liyue.
Keqing looked at the clay figurine of the Emperor in her room,
and her eyes went dark,
and her severely bruised clay figurine teeth,
suddenly bared a row of shark teeth,
and the spear in her hand,
also turned into a revolver..
It was as if she was saying to herself: "He is a treasure, be careful or I will shoot you to death!"
[Ying: Haha, he is a treasure! ]
[Ying: I am dying of laughter! ! ]
[Qiong: Watch out, I'll shoot you to death! ]
[Hu Tao: Haha, it's over, the reputation of Lord Yan has been damaged! ]
[Xiangling: Everyone in Liyue was stunned......]
[Potio: Zhongli, he's a treasure, and you've learned it well. Anyway, now we have double portals, would you like to consider joining our Sea Ranger? ]
[Zhongli: Thank you for your kindness... but forget it. ]
[Zhongli: I'm already... retired. ]
[Qiong: Haha, old but still strong! ]
[Announcement]
[According to the current live broadcast, we are now entering the temporary quick question and answer session! ]
[Question: Did Potio mean "he's a treasure" from the bottom of his heart? ]
[A. Yes! ]
[B. No! 】
[This question is limited to 1 person who can answer first! 】
[Time for answering first: 3 seconds! 】
[Time for answering: 3 seconds! 】
[Start answering now! 】
[Congratulations to Walter for winning the right to answer first! 】
[Start answering now! 】
3
2
1
[End of answering! 】
[Walter chooses answer A, yes! 】
[Wrong answer! 】
[Randomly drawing a penalty... The penalty has been selected. 】
[Walter's penalty: sing "Father" and "Brotherhood" with Luosha]
[Walter's penalty will be played soon! 】
[Video related to the correct answer will be played soon! 】
[Luosha: ? ? ? 】
[Walter: ??? 】
[Kiana: Ah? ??? 】
[March 7: Ah? ??? 】
[Li Sushang: ??? 】
[Esther: This punishment is too...】
[Qiong: The live broadcast room still didn't let Brother Bo Bing go...】
[Gold Sand: It seems that I am not alone...】
[Firefly: Hahaha!!! 】
[Silver Wolf: Rakshasa also wants to be the Break C? 】
[Qiong: Haha, it seems that you also want to be the Break Wolf? 】
[Silver Wolf: If there is a reward like Yu Qiluo, I don't mind. 】
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