Collapse! The Elephant Ran Into My House And I Couldn’T Drive It Away.

Father and Mother Bear probably haven't eaten for a long time.

His stomach was flat and the hair on his body was messy. It seemed that he had suffered a lot along the way.

Li Fan touched the furry head of the baby bear.

"It's been a hard journey, hasn't it?"

The baby bear rubbed Li Fan's palm and purred.

"Let me give you a name. What should I choose?"

The audience in the live broadcast room also became interested.

"Call me Rongrong. It's so furry all over your body. How appropriate!"

"My name is Xiong Ba Tianxia, ​​which happens to be the same pronunciation as Xiong Ba Tianxia. How domineering!"

"Then why not just call Xiong Batian?"

"Let's call him Xiao Ying Xiong, or Unparalleled Ying Xiong! Hahahaha!"

"Unknown Hero Bear!"

"A heroic hero!

"The True Colors of a British Bear"

"Say it again, money will be deducted for homophones!"

"You really are, I can't tell the difference between a male and a bear now."

Everyone is already quarreling in the comments over how to name this adorable baby bear.

They even started a reward competition!

"[Mulan flies the plane] sent 99 rockets and left a message: Let's call Xiong to dominate the world. If it doesn't work, I will add more money!"

"[The King of Son Kingdom] sent 302 rockets and left a message: Just call him Xiaoying Xiong. If it doesn't work, I will add more money!"

"[Lao Wang hung it on the tree next door] sent 666 rockets and left a message: Just call him Yingxiong Haohan. If it doesn't work, I will add more money!"

...

"You are all so rich!"

"If Brother Fan doesn't take what you said, wouldn't you be at a loss?"

"It's okay, I'm so poor that all I have left is money."

Li Fan glanced at the dense screen.

There are too many barrages above.

His eyes hurt after looking at it for a few times, so he simply stopped looking.

He said: "Let's call him Brother Xiong. Brother Xiong sounds pretty good too."

On the barrage:

"Brother Fan is a waste of time. I'm tired."

“I’ve rewarded you so much, can’t you call Xiong Domination of the World?”

"Brother Xiong? Brother? It's also a homophone! Gan Gan Gan!"

“Today’s incident teaches us a truth: money is not everything (squints and smiles)”

"Money can make all the difference, but you can't give the baby bear a good name! My fist is too hard!"

"If you give Brother Fan 100 million directly, maybe he will be willing to change. Brother Fan still loves money."

"That makes sense. I'm going to sell my BMW child now!"

Father Bear and his parents haven't eaten for a long time, so they eat a lot.

He ate all the meat in the tricycle in one go.

Lao Da looked on.

His eyes gradually turned resentful.

You just ate all that car of meat!

Don't you leave any for me?

This Siberian tiger definitely cannot defeat two strong adult brown bears.

Although he felt angry and cold, Lao Da could only watch from the sidelines.

I have no choice but to fight again and again. I can only maintain my life like this by living a rough life~~

The second uncle has been watching Li Fan on the balcony.

It looked like the brown bear had finished eating the meat.

He shouted to Li Fan:

"Xiao Li, will the bear eat corn on the cob? Fresh corn on the cob!"

Li Fan replied: "Do you have corn cobs at home?"

The second uncle chuckled: "Yes! I went up to pick them last night, thinking I would use them to feed the elephants today!"

Li Fan said: "Okay! I'll get it!"

The second uncle is a warm-hearted man. He was a hunter when he was young and he was very courageous.

And he also fully trusts Li Fan.

So he said: "You don't need to come! The second master will carry it for you! Just ask these friends not to beat me!"

"Okay, thank you, Master!"

The second uncle is over seventy years old, but he is still very strong.

He came with a basket of corn on his back and walked to Li Fan panting.

Li Fan looked at it.

This corn is still very sweet fruit corn, brown bears must love it!

He helped the second uncle pour out the corn.

Say to Father Bear and Mother Bear, "Come on, eat too much meat, let's have some vegetarian food!"

Papa Xiong looked at the second uncle warily, but did not approach immediately.

Instead, Brother Xiong ran over all of a sudden.

Take a bite out of a corn.

Mouth full of sweetness!

It barked cutely.

So I took two more corns and gave them to Papa Xiong and Mama Neng.

Tilting my head to look at Li Fan, I actually hugged another one for Li Fan!

Everyone was overwhelmed by Brother Xiong's actions!

"Ahhh, it's too obedient!"

"You're still so filial, and you know how to give it to your parents!"

"Give it back to Brother Fan, woo woo, I really want to give it a hug~~"

"It should be called Ah Guai. Let's change the name with Ah Guai. This little bear is so cute!"

"Awei dies and comes back to life, dies and comes back to life, dies and comes back to life, dies and comes back to life..."

"Awei: What a fucking bad luck! Why don't you do sit-ups here?"

Looking at Papa Bear, he was still a little wary.

Li Fan went to touch its head.

"It's okay, come and eat, no one will hurt you."

With Li Fan's comfort, Dad Xiong brought his wife to eat corn together.

Zhao Zhengming and his party sat on the side of the road and scratched the grass in front of them.

An expert asked, "Old Zhao, shall we just sit like this?"

Zhao Zhengming stretched out his hand, grabbed another piece of grass and chewed it in his mouth.

Say, "Wait a minute, I'll think about it."

The driver reminded in a low voice: "Professor, it seems that Lao Huang peed on your grass just now."

"Who is Old Huang?"

"The village chief's dog."

Zhao Zhengming's face was full of black lines, and he gave the driver a critical blow: "Why didn't you say it earlier! Why didn't you say it earlier!"

"You put it in your mouth as soon as you pull it, and I didn't have time to say it!"

Zhao Zhengming: "!! You really failed to succeed and failed! You hit a bear with your car just now, and now you're making me eat dog piss!"

The driver covered his head: "It's okay, it's okay, dog urine nourishes the kidney, dog urine nourishes the kidney!"

"Replenish your plane!"

...

Zhao Zhengming put another grass in his mouth.

He finally came up with a good way.

He took his cell phone and called the local zoo.

"Director Fang, do you have a big cage there, the kind that can be used to hold tigers! It needs to be very strong."

"Yes, what are you doing?"

"I want three."

The head of the garden asked puzzledly: "You don't think you want to use it to pretend to be the tiger in Lijia Village, do you?"

Zhao Zhengming said mysteriously: "Don't ask so many questions, just send it to me first."

"All right."

hang up the phone.

The surrounding experts said with a bad expression: "Old Zhao, I'm afraid this is inappropriate? Xiao Li probably won't let us capture bears and tigers."

"Yes, yes, it is not appropriate to do so, let's think of a way."

Zhao Zhengming snorted.

"Who said I'm going to cage a tiger?"

"Then what are you going to use this cage for?"

Zhao Zhengming smiled triumphantly.

"Use it to pretend to be us! Since we can't keep tigers and bears locked up, let us lock ourselves up so that those beasts can't attack us!"

He said seriously: "Anyway, the cage is very strong, we can talk to Xiao Li in the cage, and the bears and tigers will not be able to attack us."

The driver echoed him: "This is a good way, if you can't lock up the enemy, then lock us up!"

The faces of several experts gradually solidified...

———————————————

Fifth watch, big brothers, give me some data, save the children! woo woo woo woo

Feilu's 18th Anniversary Brand Upgrade Gives Back to Readers! Recharge 100 and get 500 VIP coupons!

Immediate recharge (activity time: August 10th to August 20th)