Collapse! The Elephant Ran Into My House And I Couldn’T Drive It Away.

Li Fan glanced at the barrage, but didn't say anything.

Instead, he went to open the door.

"Fuck, Brother Fan, don't open the door, it will be great when the elephant enters your house!"

"It's too courageous, I've never seen such a big one!"

"Young people really know how to play!"

"I understand the truth, but why don't the elephants attack him?"

When Li Fan opened the door, the elephants also wanted to go in with him.

He said: "Don't come in, you just wait outside."

For the leading elephants, you look at me and I look at you. It seems that he doesn't quite understand what Li Fan means, and he still wants to go in with Li Fan.

Li Fan had no choice but to change the simplest words: "Stop, don't come in!"

If the words are made simple, the elephants will be able to understand them.

"How did you do it? Elephants can really hear people?"

"It shouldn't be about understanding people's words, but about understanding the anchor's words."

"This anchor is also a man, and his voice is not sweet. Why is the elephant willing to listen?"

"Uh, maybe in the ear of an elephant, a man's voice is sweet."

"In the eyes of the elephant, Brother Fan is the so-called cute girl?"

"Hahahaha! Is this how the big hanging cute girl uses it?"

When Li Fan got home, he went to the storage room on the second floor without closing the door.

He didn't close the door, and the elephant didn't go in, just waited at the door. Two naughty baby elephants wanted to enter the house, but were stopped by the mother elephant.

A few minutes later, Li Fan took out 5 large stainless steel basins.

"The anchor is going to bathe the elephants?"

"Are you sure you can wash it? This pot of elephant will break if you step on it. Can you wash it? You idiot!"

"Did I ask you? I just asked Brother Fan."

"You sent a barrage, and you still don't want me to comment? You xxx"

"Why do you scold people?"

Li Fan put the basin next to the faucet, glanced at the barrage, and saw that someone was arguing and talking dirty.

He said: "That scolding person, I recognize your ID, that's the one who just said that you want to eat shit. You should stop eating shit in the future, your mouth is too stinky."

"Hahaha! Well done!"

"Brother Fan, you're quite humorous."

"Hahaha! Brother Fan is amazing, you should hate someone with such a foul mouth!"

“[The Best Sword in the World] gave away 10 rockets, and left a message: The anchor is quite funny.”

Li Fan turned on the faucet, poured all the water into the basin, and shouted to the elephants:

"Whoever wants to drink water, come here, don't squeeze, everyone has it!"

The elephants came together and gathered around the water basin.

This group of elephants walked very fast today, and in order to hurry, they did not eat or drink much water all day.

Now they all gulped and drank the water, and drank all the water in the basin in a few strokes.

Li Fan filled one basin with water and another basin at a time, sweating profusely.

The experts were also anxious and started calling Li Fan.

"Mr. Li, what's the matter with the elephants? Why do they seem to listen to you so much?"

Li Fan: "You are experts, why are you asking me?"

The expert also realized that what he said was unreasonable, so he changed it again.

"Mr. Li, can you tell us what's going on now?"

Li Fan: "I don't know what happened to them. When they came into my house, I gave them some water. It's such a joy to have friends coming from afar. I just entertained them."

expert:"......"

After discussing with several experts, they said to Li Fan: "Mr. Li, can we visit your house now?"

Li Fan said indifferently: "Of course."

The expert swallowed: "Uh, I mean, if we get close, can you tell the elephant herd not to attack us?"

Li Fan: "You ask me, I don't know, why don't you ask the elephant?"

The expert was at a loss for words again, but there was no way to refute it.

How to refute?

What people say is reasonable, if an elephant really wants to attack people, who the hell can stop it!

"The experts are actually not very specialized."

"I think the most nonsense is the zoology experts, who study this and that every day, but they haven't figured out the whereabouts of the elephants after studying for a long time."

"As you said, experts are human too. Do you want them to talk to the elephant, and then let the elephant talk back?"

"That's right, don't argue, in such a situation, there is nothing I can do about it."

"Uh, then why does the anchor seem to be able to communicate with elephants?"

"Uh, this...maybe the host is the father of Tianwang Laozi?"

"Haha! Is the old man of Tianwang Laozi called Tianwang master?"

Li Fan gave water to the elephants.

The smallest baby elephant ran over and rubbed against Li Fan's leg, looking like he really liked Li Fan.

Li Fan patted its head: "Are you hungry?"

The little elephant has poor comprehension skills and doesn't know what Li Fan is talking about, so it just keeps rolling at Li Fan's feet.

Ah Guai was so frightened that her legs were shaking all the time, she didn't dare to move and stuck to Li Fan's side, her eyes were full of panic.

Li Fan bent over and touched the baby elephant's belly, and said, "Okay, wake up, I'll take you to dinner!"

He walked out of the yard with Ah Guai in his arms, and the group of elephants lined up behind him. It was very spectacular at a glance!

There are three baby elephants in the elephant herd, they like Li Fan the most, they keep walking close to Li Fan, and hook Li Fan's hand with their trunks.

If Li Fan pets their heads, they will yelp with joy.

The barrage is asking.

"Brother Fan, where do you want to take them to eat?"

"Go to the watermelon patch opposite?"

"Fifteen elephants can just gnaw that watermelon patch until it's bald!"

"No, here comes the problem again, why do they listen to the anchor! Who can tell me!"

"Who the hell knows ahhhhh!"

Li Fan looked at the barrage and said:

"Didn't the workman dump two carts of pineapples at the entrance of the village just now? I'll take them there to eat, and I won't harm the watermelon fields."

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