Collapsed parallel world

The Seventh Generation Hokage Naruto and Uchiha Madara Sasuke said at the same time:"It's all this bastard/idiot's fault that such an incident happened, damn it!"

"What?"

The seventh generation Hokage's first kiss was...

Sarana's father?!!!

The genin of Konoha all dropped their jaws to the ground!

Not to mention them, even Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama, Minato Namikaze, brothers Indra and Asura were all completely dumbfounded!!

Hashirama turned his head stiffly and asked Madara Uchiha next to him:"Madara, did I misunderstand the meaning of the first kiss, or did I misunderstand it? Did you know the gender of Naruto and Sasuke?"

"Why are you asking me?! I don't know what you think!"

"Oh, then let me ask Tobirama. Tobirama, first kiss——"

"You understand everything correctly."Senju Tobirama looked at Uchiha Sasuke and Seventh Generation Naruto who were shirking responsibility to each other,"No wonder the four of them are unwilling to say anything. Except for Naruto's first kiss being Sasuke, the other three people's first kisses were all Naruto. person? I see. The second-generation Hokage stood with his chest crossed and shook his head and sighed:"This is the legendary story of taking the male lead in the harem, huh.""As expected of you, Uzumaki Naruto.

The male protagonist of the harem?!

Izuna looked at Senju Tobirama in surprise,"Where did you learn this from?"

"The books I read in the past two days were the ones the Sixth Hokage often read."

Namikaze Minato:"……"

Scratching his head and smiling bitterly, his son is the male protagonist of the harem? The main thing is how to explain to Mikoto and Fugaku this time?

The seventh generation Hokage Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke seemed to have returned to their childhood, blaming each other and exposing each other.

The Konoha ninjas surrounding them were talking in low voices.

"The Seventh Generation Hokage and Uchiha Sasuke were actually each other's first kiss partners? Big news"

"is this real? What about Hinata and the medical director Haruno?"

"Ino, you said you will be surprised later, is this what you are referring to?! Sasuke and Naruto?!"

Tenten was shocked, pointing at the Seventh Generation Hokage Naruto and Uchiha captured by Yamanaka Ino and asked.

Over there, Uzumaki Boruto and Uchiha Sarana have been petrified.

The three views are like being killed by Kaguya's Ash Bone Thorn. Wear it normally, drift away with the wind

"Sasuke-san and dad..., this is impossible..., impossible..., impossible……"

Although I say this, what I think in my heart is: No wonder I use overtime as an excuse not to go home every day... No wonder I forget my birthday and Himawari's... No wonder you all say that my personality neither wants nor resembles my father. Mom... the same goes for Sarana next to her, with her Sharingan bulging out and an extra magatama!!

"papa and the seventh generation...and the seventh generation...and the seventh generation……"

Diedie stood between the two of them, covering her mouth and confessing.

"Did I do something wrong? But I really didn’t expect that Boruto’s dad and Zorina’s dad would have such a relationship.……"According to the movies and TV shows she watched, what should she say in this situation? Scumbag? But... but... Lord Seventh Hokage shouldn't be like this, right?!! Could it be that Sarana's father ruined the Seventh Hokage?!

——A young girl in her prime (crazy), imagined two hundred thousand words of gory literature.

Akimichi Chouji patted his daughter and broke her daughter's fantasy

"Sasuke and Naruto were probably a couple that time"

"perhaps?"

Chouji Akimichi was embarrassed, because he didn't see what happened at that time. He was chatting with Shikamaru.

Seeing that the direction of public opinion was getting more and more biased, the Seventh Generation Naruto didn't care about arguing with Sasuke. , quickly clarify the misunderstanding from childhood

"Just bumped into each other! They just bumped into each other! And someone was pushing me from behind!."

The seventh generation Hokage Naruto was so aggrieved that he burst into tears! What a lifetime of shame!

Not only did he lose his first kiss, he was also beaten up by all the girls in the class.

Uchiha Sasuke:"Damn it, just think of it. That incident made me want to vomit out of reflex. You huge idiot!"

"Hello! This is what I want to say! Bastard Sasuke!! vomit————"

Indra and Asura looked at each other. Is there something wrong with the relationship between their reincarnations?

The two of them looked at Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama at the same time

"What to see?"

"you——"The two brothers didn't know what to say

"Oh oh, great."The two brothers felt relieved.

This time it was changed to Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama who seemed to understand and looked at each other.

"…………(Looking at each other, or staring lovingly)."

Swish, the two of them looked away.

"vomit————！！！"

Uchiha Obito:"Using, defecation and vomiting are prohibited in the Kamui Space!!!"

I cried to death!!

Not only did he confess in public that he had been single for thirty years, the magician evolved into a great sage. I will also be responsible for cleaning the Kamui space afterwards, and whenever I think that my Kamui space is dirty, I will……

————depressed

"What's wrong Obito?"

Lin saw that the young Obito was shrouded in the darkness of self-loathing, and she was afraid that he would not be able to think of doing something extreme later.

"Eyes...dirty……"The Kamui space is in his Mangekyō Sharingan

"……"The young Kakashi was speechless:"I'll help you clean up later.""

"Thanks. (Moved)"

Or else, elementary school classmates are the most generous! These eyes are not for nothing!

Young Virgo Kakashi: I just can't stand the stains. I didn't expect you to be so moved.

Asura helplessly patted the Seventh Generation. Naruto, ran to pat Hashirama again

"Why did you two start throwing up too? Is that almost enough? If you don't restrain yourself, Obito will kick you out."

"vomit————"

……

Everyone's questions have been answered, although it ended in a farce between the Seventh Generation Hokage and Uchiha Sasuke.

The time has finally come to decide what is right and what is wrong.

First, to reward Naruto and Sasuke for their honesty.

The two playing cards were the first to make a"ding!" sound and disappeared.

Then there were two"ding! ding!" sounds, respectively from Haruno Sakura and Hinata Hinata. (If you want to read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Then there is Uchiha Madara, who was single from birth to mother and lived to be a hundred years old in two lifetimes.

"Ding."This sound, I don't know why, always feels full of contempt for this generation of heroes.……

"snort!"

Finally, it's Senju Tobirama and Uchiha Obito.

Their poker game doesn't seem to be going well.……

"Tobirama! You must have lied, right?!"

"How can it be!!!"

The second generation Hokage yelled directly at the elder brother of the first generation Hokage, who was depressed and didn't save any face.

The young Obito raised three fingers above his head and said,"I didn't lie either!"

I have been deceived by the bad old man to do the Eye of the Moon, the Akatsuki Organization, and the Tailed Beasts! How can I have time to fall in love?!

Besides! Who should I talk to? Pain? Or Deidara? Kisame?

Itachi? Haha.

Believe it or not, Uchiha Shisui Ya’s setting of being separated from the gods every minute: Uchiha Obito likes to eat shit very much! It’s so uncomfortable if he doesn’t eat for a day! Then with Sasuke’s addition of earth life, he hasn’t had any sex in this day.

Six Daime Kakashi suddenly remembered:"By the way, is there a limit to FirstKiss being only with one person?"

"……"The taste suddenly becomes stronger……

"Are you sick?!!"Uchiha Obito felt insulted.

"Ah no, that's not what I meant."

The young Kakashi understood what he meant in this world," Are you saying that kissing photos may be counted as a first kiss? Saoi:"

The book says that people who use photos for sexual intercourse when they are not satisfied with their desires are level 10 perverts (smile). I think such people should not appear among us (smile)." Is it right? Mr. Uchiha Obito (smiling)."

Those who have fought in the Fourth Ninja War, they really feel physically uncomfortable when they see the faces of Uchiha Obito and Uchiha Madara.

All the young ninjas looked at the young Obito from the Minato class and asked them What kind of operation is kissing a photo?

The young boy Obito bowed and prayed.

Naruto:"Is it too late to change now?"

"Change it to what? Sakura asked.

Young Kakashi:"Change it to a photo of the person you kissed for the first time, or a photo of your companion.""

"｀Kakashi, you guy!!!"I begged him just now in vain!!

Lin smiled. Although she understood what they were saying, she couldn't give any response at this time. At this moment, she preferred the current relationship in Class 7.

Izuna forced Senju Tobirama, let him think carefully about whether he has kissed anything

"Is this what I am?! He pointed at the young Obito,"Don't compare me to you Uchiha!"!"

Uchiha Izuna refused with strength,"He is an alien in our Uchiha clan and does not represent all of us Uchiha!!"

Uchiha Madara raised his chin to Senju Hashirama,"You should also think carefully about what your brother has done. This boring task should end now!"My heart is like a bungee jump! He was there twice in a row! If someone asks some other questions about society later, where can I put the dignity of him, the former leader of the Uchiha clan?!!

Hashirama thought for a long time, Expression looks like constipation

"Tobirama's answer shouldn't be me, right?"

Brother Banquan was shocked:"Eh?!!!!"

"Does it count if you kissed me on the cheek when you were very young? Hahahaha, of course there are also banjian and tilejian."

"Brother, don’t talk nonsense! This has never happened!!"

"Hahaha, I was just kidding"

"Not funny at all!!!"

"Well, Tobirama, think about it carefully, have you ever acted on the occasion when you were on a mission in Yoshiwara?"

This time Senju Tobirama really started to think about it seriously.

Izuna:"！！！！"

It seemed like a prank, deliberately asking Senju Tobirama and Uchiha Obito to think carefully about what they had done in the past, and to talk about it would be enough to kill them.

It wasn't until the end that their playing cards made a"ding!" sound before disappearing.

The two of them each let out a breath, and (Qian Lihao) felt relieved.

Mission Level: C Level

Mission Content: Invite no less than 100 people to participate in the game - Truth or Dare

【Task status: Completed. 】

Task gold is distributed.

Outside the Kamui space, a boy with blond hair and green eyes, a little girl with cherry hair and blue eyes, a boy with black hair and blue eyes, and a little girl with golden twin tails and black pupils looked at each other.

Both boys are about the same age as Boruto, and the little girl is about the same age as Uzumaki Himawari

"I have never seen you in the village. Who are you?"

"It's a time and space ninjutsu." The boy with black hair and blue eyes looked up at the boy with blond hair and green eyes."Also, before asking others' names, you should state your own name first. If your parents have told you, Jay"

"Oh, sorry for being rude. I am Uzumaki Shintake, and this is my sister Uzumaki Hanami. What about you? The black-haired boy raised his eyebrows,"

Uchiha Chikawa.""

Just as the cold and wise black-haired boy finished speaking, the girl with golden twintails next to him showed her Sharingan and showed a familiar signature smile:"I am Uzumaki Sanariu! I will definitely defeat my brother and become Hokage in the future!"

……

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhinginginging me on me, whether it’s better to call him Takewa or Menma. The sons of the fic I read in the past were all named Uchiha Menma, but I was afraid that people would confuse him with Uzumaki Menma, so Let's change it to another one.

Since the last book, is the cutie who has been asking for more scenes for Pinzhu still there? ~~

Everyone knows who Shinzhu’s parents and Chikuwa’s parents are, right?!.