Collectors of the Marvel Universe

“Spike, obsessing over food will only make you look like a pig.”

“Not obsessed with food, do you agree with me going out to pick up girls, I feel that my estrus is approaching.”

New York, Brooklyn, on the second floor of a very ordinary villa, a strange conversation is taking place.

In fact, the content of the dialogue is not surprising, the key is that the two sides of the conversation are not all humans, but a yellow-skinned, dark-haired man in his twenties and a dog.

That’s right, it’s a dog, and in appearance, it should be a Chihuahua with a fairly pure bloodline.

The Chihuahua was lying in front of a mobile phone, very skillfully flipping through the beautiful pictures on the ordering app, and then quickly selected the lunch he wanted and dialed the ordering phone.

“Bring me a black pepper steak, a seafood-flavored pizza, and a mushroom soup.” Chihuahua proved with her own actions, you don’t know if it’s a person or a dog on the other side of the phone, “Duke, what do you order?” Sea cucumber rice and crayfish, well, only you Celestial Empire people will eat these things that look strange. ”

Chihuahua quickly hung up the phone to order food, ignored Duke, and played with the phone without thinking about it.

Duke was not shocked by the behavior that this Chihuahua should not have, as ordinary people did, but just rolled his eyes, he knew that another two hundred dollars would leave his poor wallet.

Duke, probably an otaku can be regarded as an otaku, at least in his bones, flowing with otaku blood.

I don’t know how many years ago, Duke was just an ordinary office worker, with a house, no car and a loan, just like all living beings in the city, there is no clear goal in living, that is, living day after day.

One day, Duke received a letter asking him to inherit the legacy of a distant cousin who was not far away.

When Duke was full of joy, thinking that he was going to become a local tycoon who bought two bowls of soy milk and drank one bowl and poured one bowl, he found that this legacy was somewhat amazing.

Neither a company shareholding, nor an antique calligraphy or painting, but a job, and since that day, Duke has become a glorious merchant of all worlds.

Duke once sold the Jedi Knight’s laser sword to Alice, the biochemical goddess of war, and also sold the T-virus to Archimonde, the commander of the Burning Legion; He once sold various combinations of Valoran continent to Harry Potter, who fought against the Dark Lord, and also sold the Autobots to Uchiha Madara who intended to rule the ninja world.

Overall, Duke is a businessman with no bottom line.

However, those have passed, and now Duke has decided to retire, yes, Duke has decided to retire, even Duke himself does not know how long he has been working for this merchant of ten thousand worlds, time has long been meaningless for him, and now he is tired of a universe shuttling life and decides to settle down on Earth and be an ordinary person.

Of course, Spike is full of contempt for Duke’s remarks of retirement. After following Duke for a while, Spike thought that Duke was not a safe master, and nothing happened during this time, mainly because Duke was obsessed with an online game.

Spike is the talking Chihuahua, a xenomorph found by Duke in a certain universe, Duke once suspected that this Chihuahua had a human soul in it, but after his research, Spike’s soul was also a Chihuahua.

Talking beasts, fairy beasts, and Warcraft Duke has seen a lot, and even many have become his rations, but talking Chihuahuas, Duke is still the first time to see, so, he has a Chihuahua as a pet.

After all, the claws of the Chihuahua are not as flexible as human fingers, and after a while, the character controlled by Spike was killed by the enemy, and he threw the phone away, jumped on the sofa, took out his wallet from the coat pocket that Duke casually threw on the sofa, and took out the only two remaining Franklin from it.

“Duke, you don’t have any money in your wallet.” Spike said to Duke, who was fighting in front of the computer.

“If you run out of money, go to the box and get some, do you still need me to teach you.” Duke, who was playing the game, said without replying.

“But, I remember, the last time I went to get the money, I put all the money in your wallet.”

At this moment, Duke finally stopped the game, turned his head, stared at Spike, his eyes were bright, and said: “You mean, we have no money?” ”

“Yes, I regret to inform you, Mr. Du, that you are bankrupt.”

The Chihuahua sat on the couch, spread out its two front paws, and put on an apologetic human expression on the dog’s face.

Duke’s face turned dark, grabbed the Chihuahua, and said angrily: “It’s all you foodie, hell, dogs should eat dog food, I will let you order takeaway!” ”

Spike doesn’t know what to say now, indeed, after coming to this world, his food standard can be described as very luxurious, less than 200 knives a day, for them who have no income, it is indeed a big expense. However, how can the merchants of the ten thousand worlds who traverse countless universes worry about money, even the dog who follows the merchants of the ten thousand worlds, Spike feels a little humiliated.

“Duke, if you take out something good and we will sell it, it must be worth a lot, but I have always wanted to try Kobe beef.” Spike suggested.

Duke gave Spike a blank look and muttered, “No, my collection is all high-end goods, and I can’t sell them to others casually.” ”

“So you sold the T-virus to the old man named Magneto, and then created a bunch of zombies and destroyed the last parallel universe?”

“Hell, can you not mention this, blame Magneto for that poverty, only buy viruses and not antibodies.” Besides, I didn’t finish off all the zombies in the end! ”

That’s right, this is not the first universe that Duke lived in retirement, in the last parallel universe, a guy named Magneto bought an enhanced version of the T-virus from him, and I heard that it was to weaken the human power and let mutants rise. But unfortunately, the final result is that humans and mutants are finished, a group of zombies full of meat have occupied the entire earth, and Duke has no choice but to kill all the zombies and come to the universe where he is now.

“You can sell low-grade goods.” Spike skillfully operated on the mobile phone for a moment, and brought up a picture, which was a golden and red armor, “See it, Iron Man, Tony Stark, Big Rich, I remember that there seems to be such a guy in the last universe, you see how low-level his armor is, I think he will not spend a lot of money to buy a Hextech revolver as a weapon.” ”

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