Collectors of the Marvel Universe

At Duke’s house, Janma looked at the picture on TV and was very anxious. Previously, she didn’t know why Commander Hill personally called to inquire about Duke’s whereabouts, but now she understood.

“Spike, you said there would be no trouble on Earth, did you?” Janma asked with some concern.

“Of course, with Iron Man Spike here, those stupid aliens can only obediently roll back to their hometown!”

At this time, Spike had already put on the steel armor, since he last blew up the villa, he liked this feeling, others were hoping to stay away from the aliens, but he hoped that the aliens would come to the door quickly and give him a chance to show his skills.

“Alas, what a stupid Wangxing, who actually likes to put himself in tin cans!”

“Save it, besides this Chihuahua, have you ever seen a talking dog? Of course, I also despise the act of putting myself in tin cans! ”

Two almost identical voices sounded next to them, as if someone was talking to themselves.

These two voices are none other than the heads of Deadpool and the dead man’s head that were captured by Duke that day, and now these two heads are really locked up in a large birdcage as Duke said.

Spike opened his helmet, glared at the two heads, and let out a low roar from his throat with his teeth, and said: “Two smelly heads, do you want to taste Lao Tzu’s pulse cannon?” ”

Deadpool’s head said with disdain: “Try it, taste it, Uncle Ben has eaten everything, and he really hasn’t eaten any Raushizi pulse cannon!” ”

The dead man’s head also echoed: “Even if you wear a tin can, you will not be Deadpool’s opponent, let alone me, when I had a body, I cut 100 goods like you!” ”

Deadpool head: “I’ll chop 1000!” ”

Dead head: “I cut 10,000!” ”

Spike was furious, Duke was at home when his two heads were like grandchildren, now Duke is not at home, he even pretended to be an uncle in front of him, laughed angrily, and said: “You two wait, when Duke comes back, I will definitely let him put you on the body of the mother Chihuahua, and then Uncle Ben will let you taste what is called a dog ~ day!” ”

Zhenma ignored the bickering between a dog and the two heads, and she suddenly thought that Deadpool’s ability is not weak, and if she really puts her head back, it must be a big help to the battlefield of Manhattan.

“If I put you back on your body, can you kill aliens?” Janma walked up to Deadpool’s head and asked in a very solemn tone.

Deadpool’s eyes immediately lit up, and he immediately resumed his appearance and said, “Beautiful lady, I promise, if you can put my head back on my neck. I’ll definitely bring you those alien heads. ”

“Zhenma, don’t believe him, it’s better to let me go, I testify that some aliens were hit by my cannon and called Daddy!” Spike said from the sidelines.

But Janma vetoed Spike’s offer: “No, it’s too dangerous, you can’t go.” ”

“It’s just, you’re just a puppy, or sell cute at home, the battlefield is not for you.” Deadpool glanced at Spike with a mean head, and then put on a pitiful look at Jinma, and begged, “Beautiful lady, please, I really don’t want to talk crosstalk anymore, I’d rather be a bel canto singer.” ”

“Yes, yes, I don’t want to say crosstalk anymore, that one called Donkey Qian is just damn it, why are there so many words, I can’t remember it!” Dead Man Head also praised Deadpool’s head.

Deadpool’s head was demolished: “That’s because you have no brains!” Don’t deny that your head is full of green slime, don’t think I don’t know! Donkey Qian can have a few lines, and the Wang Baegg, surnamed Guo, has many words. ”

The dead man’s head just wanted to spray Deadpool’s head, but was interrupted by Zhenma’s coquettish voice: “Okay, as long as you can kill the aliens, I will let you out!” ”

“Of course, I promise, as long as you let me out, I’ll go and kill those cute, oh no, damn aliens!” Deadpool said with a sworn voice.

“Well, if you don’t do it, I’m sure Duke will definitely get you back again.” ’

Zhenma’s warning made Deadpool’s head shiver, and he nodded his head as he tried to control the only muscle in his neck, indicating that he would do what he said.

Seeing this, Jinma no longer hesitated and found the glass bottle containing Deadpool’s body from the side of the cage. Looking at Deadpool’s body, which was only three or four inches long, Jinma didn’t know what to do, but with the idea of trying it, she unscrewed the cap of the glass bottle and poured Deadpool’s body towards the ground.

A magical scene happened, Deadpool’s body immediately became larger after leaving the glass bottle, and when he fell to the ground, he had returned to normal size.

Janma opened the birdcage, took out Deadpool’s head, placed it on top of the incision in her body, and asked, “What should I do, do I need to help you stitch it?” ”

“Just give me two minutes, though. Madam, you are truly the angel of my life, giving me hope to live…”

For two minutes, Deadpool kept chattering about Janma, using words that were not repeated, for fear that Janma would throw her head back into the cage if she was upset.

Two minutes later, Deadpool shook his head and got up from the ground, moved his somewhat stiff body, and pulled out the two knives behind his back with a swipe.

Janma took two steps back in fright and looked at Deadpool with a wary face.

Deadpool did not mean to hurt Zhenma, but still had a conscience to intercede for the dead head: “Thank you beautiful lady, I am about to go to the battlefield, I hope you can release the dead man’s head as well.” ”

“No, it can’t.” Janma hesitated and said, “If you really go to kill the aliens, I can release your companions.” ”

“But, ma’am, the dead head can help me on the battlefield, he is my second pair of eyes, and he can remind me to dodge attacks from blind spots.”

Jinma hesitated, but finally nodded, signaling that Deadpool could take the dead man’s head with him.

Grabbing the dead man’s head, Deadpool finally recovered his unincongruous nature, and laughed: “Finally, there is no need to talk about crosstalk, learning Chinese is too brain-consuming, Lao Tzu still prefers to cut people!” Let’s go, kill people’s heads, cut people! ”

After speaking, Deadpool’s figure began to fade and disappear, and he used his belt with teleportation function to teleport directly towards the battlefield of Manhattan, leaving only the last words of the dead man’s head.

“Hey that Chihuahua, you should go to the dentist, you have tooth decay!” _

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