Collectors of the Marvel Universe

Deadpool swallowed, but dripped from the incision in the esophagus.

Duke gave another wicked smile and continued, “You can be reborn with severed limbs, I believe those rats will like your body, after all, a piece of meat that can never be eaten is also a treasure for those creatures with no brains.” ”

Deadpool’s teeth began to chatter.

“If you feel dissatisfied, I have a better choice, I know that there is a universe ruled by the Zerg, maybe you have not seen those cosmic Zerg, but their thirst for fresh meat is stronger than that of zombies, and if you are thrown over, I am afraid that you will not heal as quickly as they eat.” Duke showed an annoyed expression, as if thinking about Deadpool.

“You win, damn it, close that shit space door.” Deadpool’s voice took on a hint of crying, and he continued, “You demon, scared the baby to death!” ”

Duke, who had just closed the space door, was disgusted by Deadpool again, and said angrily: “Less nonsense, hurry up!” ”

“Actually, I don’t know.” Deadpool finally returned to his normal voice, but what he said was not the answer Duke wanted, seeing that Duke was about to open the space door again, Deadpool quickly said, “I really don’t know, they just follow the rules, I haven’t contacted the employer, he just put the money in the designated place.” Help me put my head back and I can help you find your employer and kill him. ”

“Hmph, no need, I will find the person who hired you myself, and you, there will be a new place to go.”

Saying that, Duke put Deadpool into a glass bottle as he did with a dead man’s head.

“Yo, isn’t this the king of mercenaries, why did he come in?” Seeing that Deadpool’s head had the same fate as himself, the dead head immediately said sarcastically.

Deadpool: “Shut up, if it weren’t for saving you idiot, I would have run away myself!” ”

Dead man’s head: “Bastard, if you hadn’t patronized and chatted with the audience outside the fourth wall, how could I have been caught!” ”

Deadpool: “If you didn’t say that this person would spread the zombie virus and destroy the world, how could I have come to his trouble!” ”

Dead head: “What kind of superhero are you pretending to be for that 100 million dollars!” ”

In the short time that Duke put Deadpool’s body in another glass bottle, the two heads began a wonderful confrontation, Duke smiled slightly, he knew what to do with the two heads.

Deadpool: “It’s all your fault anyway, I haven’t had a good day since you came into this world!” ”

Dead head: “Now is not the time to pursue, how do you say we were put in glass bottles?” ”

Deadpool: “Magic, I guess this guy is the apprentice of a bald woman in Himala.” ”

Dead man’s head: “It’s true that you are stupid, outsider, there is no such person in the comics, have you forgotten!” And in my world, in the Himalayas is a bald old man, I ate him, the meat is very old, there is a chewy head, I am hungry, let me take a bite, okay? ”

Deadpool’s head was startled by the dead man’s head that pounced with his mouth open, and he used the only muscle in his neck to control his head to roll around in the glass bottle, banging the wall of the bottle and shouting: “Get out of here, I don’t want to become a zombie!” That who, this head is crazy, I don’t want to live in a glass bottle with him, I want a single room, the Geneva Convention says, treat prisoners of war well. ”

Duke looked at the two heads pinching each other in the glass bottle and nodded with satisfaction, and said to Deadpool’s head: “Let you down, I’m afraid that for a long time to come, the two of you will live together.” ”

“What do you mean?” Deadpool suddenly had a sense of foreboding.

Duke smiled and instead of answering Deadpool’s question, he asked, “Did you know that in the East, there is an art form called crosstalk?” ”

“I haven’t heard of it at all, the art I like is only killing, what is crosstalk?”

“You can think of it as a talk show for two people, I think you are eloquent and should be more suitable for this job.” Duke explained.

The sense of foreboding became stronger and stronger, and Deadpool wanted to shake his head, but he shook his head with only half of his neck, but his head rolled around, and he said while rolling: “I am the king of mercenaries, I don’t do stand-up comedy!” ”

At this time, the cheerful dead head who was still fighting with Deadpool’s head just now also echoed: “I am also the king of mercenaries, and I don’t act in stand-up comedy!” ”

Duke laughed strangely and said, “That’s not for you.” If you don’t want me to throw your body in the sewers of New York to feed the rats, you have to obediently tell me crosstalk. ”

“I don’t have a body, I don’t say crosstalk!” The dead man’s head finally realized the benefits of not having a body, and said fearlessly.

“It’s easier to have no body, and if you don’t want me to attach your head to a sow, you have to give me obedience!” Don’t doubt me, it’s not that hard to do this, how to say that I am also a high school biology teacher! ”

“Is this a skill that a high school biology teacher should have?!” The dead man’s head complained frantically in his heart, but he didn’t dare to say half a “no” word.

Seeing that both heads obediently stopped talking, Duke smiled with satisfaction. Now Duke has begun to think about designing a new home for the two heads, and it is always not like that in a glass bottle.

Pregnant! It didn’t take long for Duke to think of what kind of residence to give the two heads.

Duke remembers that before he became a merchant of ten thousand worlds, there were some old men in the community who liked to raise birds, and there were two or three birds such as thrushes and yellow finches in a large birdcage, and they carried the birdcage around the community every morning, looking so leisurely.

“That’s it, get a bigger birdcage and put two heads in it.” Those old men can only listen to the birds in the cage, but I can listen to the crosstalk of two heads in the cage, which is much more high-end than their high-end atmosphere! When the time comes to carry the cage out and around, the effect is absolutely shocking! The more Duke thought about it, the more satisfied he became, and a smile couldn’t help but appear at the corner of his mouth.

Deadpool and Dead Man looked at the smile on Duke’s lips, and suddenly felt bad, they had already anticipated the miserable and dark life ahead.

Although he encountered the assassination, Duke’s collection was about to increase, which put him in a good mood. However, his good mood did not last long, and he was interrupted by a phone call, listening to the voice on the phone, Duke’s face suddenly turned livid. _

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