Colonial Suit

A valiant man inevitably leads a valiant life.

Originally, Xue Tong didn't take this saying seriously, but now he knows that valor is actually happening all around him. You just need an eye to discover it and a heart to endure it.

Xue Tong didn't know if others could endure it, but he felt like he was about to be defeated.

Staggering back to his residence, Xue Tong took a quick hot shower and was about to get some rest when the door was suddenly kicked open, and Brut rushed in.

"What are you doing?"

Having just experienced the education of a valiant man, Xue Tong was now very sensitive. He immediately hugged his chest with both hands, maintaining vigilance.

However, Brut didn't know what Xue Tong was thinking. Instead, he said with a strange expression, "Aren't you curious?"

"Curious about what?"

"That Obsidian Princess..." Brut's eyes darted around. "What do you think she looks like?"

"Aren't all Titans pretty much the same?" Discovering that Brut wasn't as depraved as he thought, Xue Tong relaxed and his mind became active. "Like that Mountain Giant I killed on the Seventh Battlefield. Big and burly, huge and sturdy, like a combination of rocks and steel."

"Not like that, right?" Brut was also frightened by Xue Tong's description, his eyes a little dazed. "Are you sure you're describing an Obsidian Titan, not some Stone Giant?"

"Is there a difference?"

"Of course, there is." Brut became excited, pacing back and forth in the room. "I just went to the library to look it up. Obsidian Titans are a true ancient Titan race, not a lower branch like the Mountain Giants you killed. Their men are burly and have a reputation as the epitome of strength and beauty. It is said that in terms of pure strength, even Mountain Giants would be crushed by them. A fully grown Obsidian Titan can easily destroy a planet with one punch."

"Isn't that pretty much what I said?" Xue Tong didn't understand why Brut was so excited. Strength and beauty sounded nice, but it was just burly, huge, and hard. Straight lines, right?

However, His Highness Bass was able to do that kind of thing to this kind of creature, and he truly deserves his reputation for being crude.

Xue Tong found it hard to imagine such a burly giant crying, struggling, and shouting 'Yamete' under Bass. That would be too shocking to his worldview. (So, learning a foreign language well is very important.)

"No, no, no. That's not what I wanted to say." Brut seemed to have also thought of the scene Xue Tong imagined, and almost crashed into the wall. "Don't jump to conclusions so early, you bastard. I'm talking about the other half."

"The other half of what?" Xue Tong walked to the bar, took out two bottles of rum, opened one for himself, and casually tossed another to Brut.

The mellow juice of the rum slid into his stomach, and Xue Tong felt that his shattered worldview was much better.

But Brut didn't have time to drink. Instead, he said anxiously, "It's the Obsidian Titan women."

"Aren't they similar to the men?"

"How could they be? They are ancient Titans, not Stone Giants." Brut moved closer to Xue Tong, saying with a strange expression, "It is said that the Obsidian Titans are a race blessed by the gods. The men are strong, and the women are gentle and beautiful. The most important thing is that they don't grow up."

"Pfft!" Xue Tong spat a mouthful of wine onto Brut's face.

"Don't grow up?"

"Ah..." Brut wiped his face in a flurry, while angrily saying, "They're little girls... Don't you understand the meaning of that?"

Loli?

Xue Tong's mind raced again, this time even more evil than the last. Bass, burly, pressing down on a petite girl...

"How about it? Interested?" Brut finally wiped away the wine, asking with a strange expression. "Go take a look?"

"No, I'm not interested," Xue Tong shook his head and refused.

"Go take a look. It won't cost you anything."

"No."

"Go take a look."

"............"

Xue Tong and Brut went out.

That's why they say humans all have a gossip-loving heart. Whether male or female, whether strong or farmers, a strong curiosity can definitely kill a cat (universe-level).

Vanke Celtus was very large, and Xue Tong and Brut had just arrived here, so it shouldn't have been easy to catch up with Bass. But as soon as the two walked out of their residence, they felt a violent tremor under their feet, and a terrifying shockwave erupted from an area in the northeast of the city. A golden light, visible to the naked eye, shot straight into the sky, and large swaths of buildings collapsed.

"It's over there." Brut gave a low shout and pulled Xue Tong toward the explosion site.

Both of them were speed-type warriors, so they arrived at the battlefield in a short time. Although the strong repulsion in the void made them feel uncomfortable, they immediately saw the scene in the arena.

In an area of ​​thousands of square kilometers, large areas of buildings had been blown to pieces. A huge crater was visible in the middle, and Bass was in the sky above the crater, smashing burly giants like bowling pins. He held a huge warhammer in his hand, and no matter how huge or burly the enemy was, they couldn't withstand a single blow from him.

While swinging, he roared.

"So what if I slept with your princess? So what if I didn't pay when I left? I don't even pay when I eat at restaurants in the city, when has picking up girls ever been an exception? You gathered so many trash to get even."

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Bass looked aggrieved. "Are you even being reasonable!!!"

"I'll be damned!"

Xue Tong and Brut almost bumped into each other, swaying and unable to steady themselves.

But what really made them sweat was still to come. Just as they had just stood firm, they heard a delicate shout from the air.

"I don't want your stinky money, I'll give you money. You left after you were done, do you think I'm easy to bully?"

"If you want to stay, leave your man behind!"

"No one will raise you, I'll raise you!"

"Damn it again." Xue Tong and Brut bumped into each other again. They quickly looked around and immediately saw a small black dot in the distance.

A delicate, cute, and beautiful… little girl, like a doll.

"Is that the Obsidian Princess?" Xue Tong's eyes were a little blurry, and he asked in disbelief.

"It seems... it seems so." Brut wasn't sure either, and quickly looked up the information on his smart device. "That's right... it is said that the Obsidian Princess has this image, unchanged for thousands of years."

"If I hit Bass, would I be able to beat him?"

"It's okay, I'll help you."

The two muttered to each other, both feeling indignant at Bass's perverted tastes. How could he do that to such a delicate doll? More importantly, he ran away after using her?

The two were confused, but before they could figure it out, they saw a jaw-dropping scene.

The delicate, doll-like, cute little girl suddenly reached out and grabbed a giant axe the size of a small mountain in the void. A golden light flashed.

With a loud bang.

A huge trench, hundreds of meters wide and dozens of kilometers long, appeared on the ground under their feet.

Suddenly, Xue Tong and Brut both understood Bass's plight.

(To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my greatest motivation..)

ps: A spoof section, I hope everyone can accept it