Colonize Alien
: Act 205: The 30-year-old magician is hypocritical
Bai Gang said: "No matter how good Xirnie is, you have to ask me for my opinion on such a big matter!? It's my business to say that it is my business to get married! Even the most basic right to know is gone!?"
Bai Ma squeezed Xiernie's hand to show support, and then showed a disgusted expression to Bai Gang.
"It's like if I tell you, you'll agree."
Dad Bai continued: "He has never been in a relationship in his thirties, so suddenly a wife appears, even if a goddess descends to earth, he will feel awkward! Gangzi, are you right?"
Bai Gang nodded, or Dad understood him. Is this the way things are? He has never really been in love in his two lives, and now he is going to play some political marriage and directly enter the bridal chamber. what!
What's more, although this Xiernie is also a pretty girl, but her body hasn't grown yet, she has to cover it for two or three years before she can eat it. It's really awkward!
You can only watch and not eat, which is even more unpleasant!
His appreciation for Lolita is purely out of artistic appreciation, and he is not a gentleman who thinks about how to push down every day!
Dad Bai pushed his glasses and said again: "If you want me to say, you, a thirty-year-old great magician, is hypocritical! It seems that you can find a wife yourself without giving you a political marriage!"
Bai Gang grinned: "Ha!?"
Is there any father in the world who says that about his son! ?
Dad Bai said something to Hirnie, and then he and Mom Bai dragged Bai Gang to the office where no one was next to him.
Dad Bai looked at Bai Gang very seriously and asked, "You don't feel that Zhou Baixue in your team, do you?"
Bai Gang shook his head: "Absolutely not!"
Although Zhou Baixue was already considered a goddess-level figure in the base no matter his previous life or this life, Bai Gang just didn't have feelings for her, so he couldn't force it.
Dad Bai nodded: "Very good. In this case, if you are asked to choose your own wife, are you going to find it on Earth or in another world?"
Bai Gang thought for a while, then said uncertainly, "Then... Earth?"
Dad Bai sneered contemptuously: "Although you can return to Earth for one month of vacation a year, are you sure you can invite all of them?"
"This…"
Before Bai Gang could answer, Dad Bai stretched out his hand to stop him, and continued:
"Let's assume that you can return to Earth one month a year. Time is precious, and I have already screened out a hundred or so suitable blind date partners, an average of three a day. You should be able to handle it, right?"
Bai Gang shuddered: "Dad... blind date... Forget it... I'd better find it myself."
"Okay, you can find it yourself." Dad Bai sneered, "You have 30 days of vacation every year, and you have to sleep 8 hours a day for a total of 240 hours, which is 10 days, so there are 20 days left, right?"
"right."
"Waking up every morning and going to the toilet for 15 minutes is fast, right? Plus 10 minutes for breakfast, 20 minutes for lunch, and 15 minutes for dinner, that's 1 hour a day. You exercise at least 90 minutes a day to keep fit, that's fine, right? ? That's 75 hours.
Our family lives in the imperial capital now, and if you want to go out without spending 4 hours a day on the road, you are embarrassed to say hello to people! ? That's another 120 hours!
That adds up to another 8+ days! Give you 8 days less and you only have 12 days left!
In addition, you finally came back to see your comrades and gather classmates? How about giving you 3 days? There are a lot of things in the company, you dare to be the boss, believe it or not, I will kill you! ? It's going to take two days, right? ?
Only 7 days left my little grandfather!
It has taken you 30 years to even hold a girl's hand, and now you tell me that you plan to fall in love and get married in seven days, and you even ask to be better than the princess with a duchy as her dowry!
Ha ha…"
Bai Gang was stunned for a while, always feeling that there was something wrong with Dad's algorithm.
"Dad, are you doing this right..."
Bai Ma stood up to help and said, "What's wrong!? You are right to find me a daughter-in-law and come back! Saying a thousand words and ten thousand, in your situation, who would you like to talk to?
We can only meet once a year, but at other times, there is no news, no phone calls, and love! ?
Even if you don't eat, drink, or sleep for 30 days, all you need to do is fall in love. If you get married after 30 days, your love will be so cheap! ? Isn't this 30 days away from political marriage? ?
If that's the case, let's talk to Hirnie for a month, anyway, you have to prepare for marriage, what's the difference! ? "
Bai Gang was silent for a long time, but he was speechless. Indeed, in his current situation, it was wishful thinking to find a girlfriend on Earth!
When he enlists in the army, at least he can still have contact at ordinary times, but once he enters another world, he will be silent for the whole year. How can we talk about such a love?
"Then... what if I look for it in another world?"
Dad Bai smiled and spread his hands: "Then it's no problem, get married first, and then you can look for it slowly, UU reading www.uukanshu.com It doesn't matter anyway, it's not that you don't know, Angeli Ako is a polygamous place."
Bai Gang knows this. As a land that has been chaotic all the time, Anglia's population ratio is seriously out of balance, and there is a very shortage of men. Therefore, in order to encourage fertility, polygamy has always been practiced. Moreover, there are regulations similar to those in ancient China that people who do not marry when they reach the age will be forced to marry, and even widows who are widowed must remarry within a few years!
Women in Stormwind Base are very disgusted with this point. Feminists often propose that once they get the land of Duze, they will implement strict monogamy!
But in fact, if you really dare to implement monogamy here in Duze, you should wait for a rebellion, and it is the Duze woman who will be the first to stand up against it! Because once monogamy is implemented, more than 60% of women will grow old alone!
It's not that Bai Gang has never experienced the fact that he can also enjoy the treatment of a foreigner, but he always felt that this matter was unreliable, but now his father actually said that he could marry again! ?
Seeing Bai Gang's puzzled expression, Dad Bai smiled and said, "It's very understandable. Since you want to play the role of Count of Monte Cristo, you should play it well, right? Marrying more wives will reduce your flaws.
Of course, this is just the official statement given by Colonel Liu, but I think Commander Ren and the others actually want you to take the opportunity of the expanded (beep) palace to collect a few more dowries. "
The white mother next to her nodded and agreed with Bai's father's statement.
It is quite strange that if Papa Bai gets the right to the palace (beep), Mama Bai will definitely fight with him! But if it was replaced by her own son's opening (beep) palace, she not only did not object but also encouraged it!
Recommended reading: The new book "Yuan Zun" by the God of Silkworm Potatoes and the new work "The Great Way to the Sky"
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