Comprehensive comic: I finally came and became the supreme god

Chen Weina's female classmates all tilted their heads to look at the TV.

Wang Xuan let them break the defense with a word.

The most defense-breaking is still Li Sisi.

I can't read it at all, okay?

Suddenly I realized that the manuscript was so useless.

I don't know how to pick it up.

The two people presided, and it was originally you and me who could let each other take a break.

Whoever wants to read the words, is on their own manuscript.

But the words she wants to read are completely different from what Wang Xuan reads.

Even so, it is still necessary to bite the bullet.

She doesn't have the same mouth scoop attribute bonus as Wang Xuan.

This panic was misread.

I stammered directly.

The pronunciation is also wrong.

At this time, two hundred yuan were lost.

Li Sisi's heart cursed Wang Xuan countless times.

Wang Xuan's mouth was very slippery, and he continued to speak:

"College students, at home, five stars for living conditions and two stars for mental condition. "

"After returning to school, I have two stars for my living conditions and ten stars for my mental state. "

"College Students' Survival Rules at Home!"

"{a} It is not permissible to get up at night. If someone calls you to wake up in the morning, be sure to get up by the time you shout the third time. "

"{b} Don't play with your phone in front of them. "

"{3} Those who have nothing to do are not recognized, so please pretend that you are busy. "

"[4] Don't eat anything other than three meals. "

"[5] Staying up late will not be encouraged, please don't be found out by them. "

Li Sisi was stupid when he heard it.

Listening to the machine-gun-like sound next to her, her mind was running out of ideas other than buzzing.

Chen Weina is a few college students, and people are directly numb.

"Damn, this is really a survival rule. "

"I was scolded when I got up at night, and I was scolded when I stayed up late. "

"Sleeping was scolded, sitting there was scolded. "

"Woo woo woo, or Teacher Wang Xuan knows our living conditions. "

A couple of college students almost stopped crying.

The rest of the people looked at the strange reactions of these little girls, and they were a little confused.

Then I watched the TV and realized what the hell was going on.

These people are presumably college students.

There is a university right next to it.

"You know what?"

"Every day I was either on the way to being scolded or being scolded. "

"Teacher Wang Xuan, I'm a fan!743"

"This is the host who really understands us. "

"How can those Wu Yan groups compare with Teacher Wang Xuan. "

"Only those who can understand us are our true idols. "

The four college students all drank a lot, and they were in tears when they dared to move.

Li Sisi saw that Wang Xuan paused, and hurriedly wanted to pick it up.

"Six-six. "

I don't know what six is for a long time.

Liss almost broke the defense.

Wang Xuan hurriedly walked on the street: "[6] Pay attention to your surroundings when playing games, it may make them angry." "

"7. Listen to them, and whatever you are doing, stop what you are doing at once. "

"[8] Doing housework can help you and maybe survive the support. "

"[ix] There are unknown risks associated with being alone in a room. "

"[10] The door of the room shall not be locked. "

Wang Xuan was like a machine gun.

Li Sisi was completely confused.

I haven't had anything for six for a long time.

As a result, Wang Xuan said ten in one breath.

Chen Weina's female classmates knelt down completely:

"Really!"

"I slept and locked it up, and my mother tried to enter my room in the morning, and then she couldn't open the door, so she scolded me severely. "

"Don't you know, my mother would come into my room at seven o'clock every morning, and then pull back the curtains on the window and open the door, saying that the air was so good today. "

Then he went out without closing the door. "

"I can only lie in bed and be stupid alone!"

"Wang Xuan understands too well that life is not easy for us college students. "

Li Sisi finally relented.

I opened my mouth to say a closing sentence, but my mouth got stuck again.

Two or three hundred are gone.

Li Si had the urge to die.

I have hosted the Spring Night for so long, and I have never encountered such a complete situation.

"Please remember that the next winter vacation will be able to get a living space. "

Wang Xuan spoke in time to help Li Sisi relieve the siege.

Li Sisi saw that there was still half an hour of live broadcast, and his heart was cold.

Wang Xiaoting also returned to school.

Because he suddenly got involved in live broadcasting, he can also make a lot of money.

gave 10,000 yuan to his parents, and he still has 10,000 yuan left for living expenses.

The little sister in the dormitory is quite envious of her having such an older brother.

"Xiaoting, usually the relationship between the two of us is not bad, right?" a roommate carried Wang Xiaoting's shoulder.

"Needless to say, the relationship between the two of us. Wang Xiaoting nodded.

"Let's discuss it, do you think I can be your sister-in-law?" the roommate revealed her true colors.

"Xiaoting, I often invite you to supper, don't I?"

"Sister-in-law's position still has to be left to me. "

"Xiaoting, although I have a boyfriend, as long as you say a word, I will immediately break up. "

The three roommates gathered around Wang Xiaoting, and they didn't give her a chance to say a word.

"Stop, my brother already has a girlfriend, don't think about you prodigals. "

"Why don't you give me a good future husband. "

A group of people fought again.

If you've ever had a girlfriend and often connected with her and heard what they were talking about in the dorm room, you can understand how yellow they usually are when they're together.

"Okay, let me invite everyone to supper?"

"Go to masturbate, you can masturbate as much as you want!"

There was an immediate burst of cheers in the dormitory.

Four girls left the school in a big way.

"When I first came to school, I saw a barbecue restaurant there, and I heard from my friends that it was very cheap. "

A group of people rushed to the newly opened barbecue restaurant.

It's a 10-square-meter room with a barbecue.

The tables are all outside.

The environment is quite harsh.

However, college students only ask for a discount, and they are not harsh on the environment.

Four girls start with the point.

Knowing that Wang Xiaoting has made money, he is not polite, and he is a point.

Not to mention barbecue this month, you have to be scolded for eating takeout.

Eat barbecue and don't get kicked out of the door.

A couple of girls also took a case of beer.

Preparation can be vigorously made.

I am not afraid that the school is closed, and there is a hotel next to it.

Four people open a double room and get it directly.

"I'm suffocating to death at home. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Except for three meals a day, if you eat anything else, you have to be scolded. "

"Don't mention it, last time I ordered a takeout at twelve o'clock, and my brother found the takeout box, and then told my mother. "

"Then I was scolded to death. "

"I really regret not going to work for the summer. "

Before the barbecue was served, several girls opened their beers and chatted while they were open.

Next to the barbecue is a small shop.

There is a TV set in front of the shop.

is playing a variety show on CCTV.

Wang Xiaoting and a few people sat next to the shop, facing the people in the shop, and as soon as they looked up, they could see the TV.

"Xiaoting is still comfortable at home. "

"If you can make money, your parents must be very good to you. "

Everyone's eyes looked at Wang Xiaoting.

Wang Xiaoting almost cried: "What a fart!"

"I'm also scolded every day?"

"You will be scolded for eating takeout, and I will be scolded for taking more couriers. "[]

"Didn't my brother talk about that shopping festival on TV last time, and then I was reprimanded by my mother, saying that I buy things every day, and my brother can't stand it, and talks about me on TV. "

"Say I'm in the news. "

After Wang Xiaoting finished speaking, everyone laughed like crazy.

"There's such a thing!"

"Your brother can't stand it anymore, and he talks about you on the news. "

"I also died laughing, contracting my laughter for a year. "

Wang Xiaoting waited for everyone to finish speaking, as if she had opened the sluice, and she couldn't stop at all:

"I asked my brother for money, and then my brother gave me 10,000 yuan without saying a word, and I was scolded by my mother for three days"

"said that I can't be such a sister, and I ask my brother for money every day. "

"When my brother was a child, he cheated me out of money every year. "

"He said he would pay it back to me another day, and then he lost the slot machine!"

"When I was a kid, I didn't use much money, I saved it all. "

"Basically, if you save for a month, you will be cheated away by my brother. "

"Why am I so sister?"

"My brother used to make me miserable. "

"He worked to make money, why did I ask him for money?"

"My mother also said that he would not ask my uncle for money. "

"I said, then you don't have a good relationship with my uncle. "

"Can I be the same as my brother?"

"He bullied me. "

This made everyone laugh like crazy again.

"I suddenly don't envy you for having such a good brother. "

"Really laughing to death. "

"My brother is the same, I cheat half of my pocket money every year. "

"Now that I'm older, I'm not so easy to deceive. "

Wang Xiaoting hasn't finished speaking: "I played with a mobile phone, originally for live broadcasting, but my mother thought I was playing a game every time, and then scolded me." "

"Every day, I have to go to my room to sweep the floor, and it's not yet dawn. "

"Pity me for sleeping at three o'clock. "

While chatting, the barbecue was served.

Wang Xiaoting drank a little, and also went up, and told her about the harsh living environment at home.

"Xiaoting, look, isn't that your brother!" a classmate who was facing the shop suddenly spoke.

Everyone turned their heads to look over.

Then they were all surprised.

"This is indeed your brother!"

Wang Xiaoting turned her head and was also surprised: "Why did my brother get on the news?"

"Maybe you just got there, right?"

"Your brother is so popular, you can't arrange a few more live news broadcasts. "

"Don't say your brother is really handsome. "

"Just by virtue of your brother's appearance, what else do you need for Zhou Yi's pickle girl manual. "

In fact, the concerns of girls and men are similar.

The first time I saw a man, what I discussed was the appearance of the other party.

It's just that the girl is more reserved and will only show her true face in front of her girlfriends.

commented, and then heard Wang Xuan's news about the survival of college students.

For a while, everyone was stupid.

"Xiaoting, you seem to be on the news again. The words of this female classmate made the scene burst into laughter.

"Poofha!"

Wang Xiaoting's expression was very distorted.

An indescribable feeling in my heart.

"Xiaoting, why didn't your brother tell you this survival rule earlier?"

"Otherwise, you wouldn't have to suffer at home. "

"Laugh at me. "

"I guess your brother heard your mother complain about you, and then he made such a news. "

"This news is based on your template. "

"I'm really laughing like crazy. "

Wang Xiaoting listened to the discussion of her classmates and almost burst into tears.

Everyone envies that he has such an excellent brother, but only he knows the bitterness in the baby's heart.

Wang Xiaoting searched on the Internet, Wang Xuan broadcast the news live, and then really found the video that her brother just said.

Save it directly and send it to the circle of friends.

With the text: "If you said it earlier, I don't have to be scolded every day." "

Wu Fang quickly replied below: "Congratulations to my family Xiaoting on the news again." It's my precious daughter who did it earlier. "

Wang Changxun: "My cousin is heartbroken for you." "

Why didn't Wang Xuan broadcast the news live, and the popularity of the topic continued to rise.

Then the hot news of current affairs was sent out by netizens.

A variety of titles appeared.

Survival handbook for college students, remember to save it for the winter break.

Wang Xuan understands college students.

Wang Xuan was on the new news, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he broke his partner's defense.

Look at Lis's expression.

How could Li Sisi, who has presided over more than ten spring evenings, suddenly overturn.

All kinds of videos appeared, which simply made netizens laugh crazy.

"I cried to death, I knew this survival manual, and I didn't even know how to be at home so that I wouldn't be scolded. "

"Wang Xuan understands us college students. "

"It's powdered. "

"I wondered why those people liked a host so much. "

"Now I understand, it completely poked in my heart. "

"If my college student can do this, I won't look at him badly. "

Central Channel.

Wang Xuan and Li Sisi ended the live broadcast.

Fortunately, Wang Xuan didn't come to the mouth for a longer time.

Occasionally, it's just a sentence or two.

Of course, it also made Li Sisi wrong a few words.

After Wang Xuan's live broadcast, he immediately flashed.

Li Sisi's murderous eyes, Wang Xuan was really afraid that he would be hacked alive by this woman.

Li Sisi chased him out and was stopped by Lu Chunhua: "You made a mistake of twenty words this time, two hundred yuan a word." "

Lissi: What happened when you suddenly wanted to quit?