Comprehensive comic: I finally came and became the supreme god

After Zou Zhiyi replied to the message, he continued to play the game.

The TV next to it is still on.

Playing games, I don't have time to care about what's on the TV.

After playing a game, he raised ~ his head and moved his neck.

Her husband came back.

Holding a skewer in his hand.

"Get up and eat!"

"If you put it, I'll eat it later. "

"Thank you!"

Her husband was confused again.

I don't know what to say for a long time.

Then he sat on the couch and watched the news on TV.

"Isn't this Teacher Wang Xuan?" her husband has swiped a video of Wang Xuan on the Internet.

Seeing that Wang Xuan didn't change the channel, he planned to take a good look at the magic of Wang Xuan's news.

Then I heard what Wang Xuan and Li Zimeng said about the social phenomenon of late marriage and low childbearing.

I got married at twenty-five, and I can be regarded as contributing to the country.

He thought to himself.

Li Zimeng: "In the past, I didn't get along and didn't get divorced, but now I divorce when I'm in a bad mood." "

Wang Xuan: "In the past, husband and wife were incompatible, but now husband and wife are not acquainted!"

Li Zimeng: What should I say, where am I, what am I doing?

This sentence directly confused Li Zimeng.

I can't pick it up.

Li Zimeng opened her mouth and looked at the manuscript again, but she really couldn't pick it up.

Ding: Congratulations to the host for successfully slapping the mouth scoop and earning 50 points.

Wang Xuan's afterglow saw Li Zimeng's reaction, and hurriedly opened his mouth to save the scene.

"After a few months of marriage, you can't tell where your house is?"

"I'm not familiar with the subject. "

"I used to be familiar with each other when I got married, but now I am not very familiar with marriage. "

Li Zimeng was completely confused.

Zou Zhiyi's husband was also confused.

Isn't this talking about your own marital status?

This is really the central station.

Even young people know their marital status.

"Did you hear about you?" he turned to Zou Zhiyi and said.

Zou Zhiyi looked up at the TV.

I just heard Wang Xuan's last sentence, and I was instantly stunned.

It seems to be on its own.

I really don't know the person in front of me.

"I'll go to the bathroom!" Zou Zhiyi was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly put on and took off his shoes and ran to the bathroom.

Thinking back to my husband's resentful eyes, I don't know what to say.

It's all in the news, so it's not like you're in this situation.

Hurriedly took out his mobile phone, took a short video and posted it on the Internet.

"Today, my husband was watching TV, and when he saw a news, he said that people who were married in the past were familiar with each other, and now people who are married are not very familiar. "

Then my husband looked at me with a grudge. "

"Tell me if it's me!"

"Actually, I don't know my husband very well. "

"I was a little embarrassed every time he brought me good food after work. "

"Will say thank you. "

"Once, when I was cooking, I made my own, and he asked me what about mine?"

"I said you can't make it yourself?"

Then he silently went to cook for himself. "

This video was sent out, and the majority of newlyweds died of laughter.

"That's true. "

"The same goes for me and my husband. "

"Once my husband got off work late and lay down next to me, I opened my eyes in a daze, and slapped it, saying who are you and why are you at my house. "

"Are you trying to do anything wrong with me? "

"Directly beat my husband into a daze. "

"The day after we got married, I told my husband that I wanted to go home. "

"Three months after I got married, I asked my husband to borrow money. "

"I said that I will pay you back when I pay my salary next month. "

"I almost died laughing in the comment section. "

"You people are outrageous. "

With Zou Zhiyi's video sent out.

More netizens also posted their funny unfamiliar marriages.

Netizens all died of laughter, only Li Zimeng was about to collapse.

I opened my mouth to think about the street, but found that I couldn't catch it.

The typo was jumping out one by one.

Simulcast can be easily handled.

As a result, a life news can't be taken.

finally realized why Li Sisi resigned.

That's a lot of mentality.

In the end, Li Zimeng still relied on her strong news live broadcast skills to bring the topic back.

Li Zimeng: "Although it is the middle of September, the weather is still hot this year. "

Wang Xuan: "If you are given a little sunshine and you sweat, then you can flood when you go out in this weather." "

Li Zimeng: Where am I, what am I doing, who am I?

This is a philosophical question that cannot be answered by oneself at all.

Originally, Wang Xuan's line was to prevent heatstroke recently.

As a result, Wang Xuan said, if you are given a little sunshine, you will sweat.

I can't take it at all.

Li Zimeng opened her mouth to say two words, and then found that she had said it wrong, so she shut up again.

Ding: Congratulations to the host, who has successfully earned 60 XP.

Wang Xuan listened to the system prompt sound in his head, and he was so happy that he flew up.

Realizing the cold coming from the side, he hurriedly rescued the scene:

"There are also sunken fish and falling geese with you Hongchen as companions. "

"The top is the cage drawer, and the bottom is the coals. "

"If you don't use a pot lid, you're just roasted wheat, and if you don't need to leave, you're an egg yolk pie. "

This paragraph is said quickly and slippery.

Li Zimeng laughed directly.

In Zhou Bo's live broadcast room:

", isn't this Li Zimeng?"

Wang Xuan invited the host of the simulcast to cooperate. "

"If you resign Li Sisi, you won't resign Li Zimeng. "

Zhou Bo interacted with netizens in the live broadcast room: "Li Zimeng is the pillar of CCTV. "

"She's done a lot of news live. "

"The typhoon is calm and atmospheric. "

"The simulcast is more than enough, and it will definitely not be led crooked by Wang Xuan. "

"Li Sisi is mainly a variety show host, and he is not very familiar with live news, so he will be taken by Wang Xuan to the ditch. "

As soon as Zhou Bo finished speaking, Wang Xuan began to mouth.

Then netizens saw Li Zimeng open his mouth and close it.

Say a word and there is no more.

Zhou Bo's face felt quite painful.

Netizens in the live broadcast room: "Don't laugh at me." "

"Anchor, I suspect that you are here to drag Wang Xuan. "

As soon as you finished speaking, Li Zimeng collapsed. "

"Look at the way this loses its expression management. "

"It's all a wasted salary. "

"Wang Xuan, is this going to push out all the female hosts of CCTV?"

"I wonder why the hostess who works with Wang Xuan has such an expression. "

"There is still a problem, it must be that Wang Xuan did not read according to the manuscript and didn't know how to take it. "

"If you don't read the manuscript, you don't know how to take it, so if Wang Xuan is as good as before, he won't be crazy. "

Netizens in the live broadcast room were curious.

I don't know what kind of expression Li Zimeng will have after Wang Xuanbiao's joke.

Then Wang Xuan began to make a joke.

Li Zimeng didn't hold back directly, and laughed directly.

The barrage in the live broadcast room also exploded:

"Laugh at me. "

"Is this a live broadcast accident?"

"The host laughed when he was live on the news, but fortunately it wasn't on the simulcast. "

"Otherwise, I'm afraid I will have to deduct a year's salary. "

"It's been a long time since I've heard Wang Xuan say a joke. "

"That's a lot of fun. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"It's true, it's September and it's still so hot. "

Li Zimeng was completely rectified by Wang Xuan.

I didn't get into the groove for a few seconds.

Wang Xuan: "Recently, walking dogs without leashes has become more common. "

Li Zimeng: "For this kind of uncivilized behavior, everyone should be active and stationary, and the property should also do a good job." "

Li Zimeng finally entered the state.

Wang Xuan: "There is a word called meticulousness. "

"It's said that you can't walk your dog without a rope on it, and you have to hold on tightly to it. "

Li Zimeng: Can you explain it like this by being meticulous?

Have I read all these books in vain?

Li Zimeng's cerebellum is about to be fried.

Zhou Bo's live broadcast room is becoming more and more popular.

Directly exceeded 100,000.

His mouth was about to laugh crookedly.

The barrage in the live broadcast room also exploded:[]

"Meticulous means that you can't walk the dog without a trace of leash. "

"I'm in good wear. "

"Wang Xuan, you have crooked the news, don't bring our words crooked, okay?"

"This contracted my laughs for a year. "

"Look at Li Zimeng's eyes and expression?"

"It seems to say, am I on Earth? Am I on the news?"

"The mentality of those of us who watch the news is a little broken, not to mention the partner who broadcasts live with Wang Xuan. "

"I seem to understand why Liss is resigning. "

"If you don't quit, you can't do it. "

It was supposed to be Li Zimeng's turn below.

But her cerebellum stopped thinking, and she couldn't answer it at all.

Instinctively open his mouth to speak.

And then it was wrong.

Then it closed again.

This is a habit she has developed over the years of live news.

Hundreds of them are gone.

Wang Xuan listened to the system prompts in his mind, and he flew away.

hurriedly rescued the scene and continued to speak: "So you must be on a leash to walk the dog, otherwise he will easily run away and become a stray dog." "

"It's easy to eat dirty stuff and become a sick dog. "

"It's easy to hurt people and become a harmful dog. "

"It's easy to expose your qualities,. Always a single dog. "

What I said above is quite normal.

The latter sentence directly made netizens unable to hold back.

"The car drove and almost made me flash to my waist. "

"Speaking of dogs, why did you suddenly pop up a single dog. "

"I suspect that Wang Xuan is hurting me. "

"I was accidentally hurt by Wang Xuan. "

"I'm laughing to death. "

"Walking a dog without a leash, always a single dog. "

"The special code is quite rhyming. "

Netizens laughed, only Li Zimeng cried.

After an hour of live news, I said a few words at the beginning, but I didn't say a few complete words later.

It's all halfway through, and I don't know how to go on.

Until the end of the live broadcast, Li Zimeng was still dizzy.

Live news is inherently tiring.

Coupled with Wang Xuan's constant mentality, the whole person was in a state of confusion.

The dignified pillars of the central platform are arranged like this, and no one else can do it except Wang Xuan.

Wang Xuan flashed first.

Li Zimeng walked out of the broadcast studio in a daze.

"Zimeng, do you know how many words you made wrong this time?" Lu Chunhua jumped out.

"How much?" asked Li Zimeng.

"Thirty, directly six thousand. Lu Chunhua said helplessly.

Li Zimeng was confused again.

It was a few years ago that so much money was deducted.

6,000 yuan is half a month's salary.

This time, the live broadcast is gone.

It's only been a month.

After a few more live broadcasts, don't take out a loan to work like Wang Xuan.

Thinking of this, Li Zimeng had an urge to kill.

Then I thought that Wang Xuan took out a loan to go to work every day, and I felt much better.

Without contrast, there is no balance in the mind.

"How much did Wang Xuan deduct?" asked Li Zimeng.

"It's also strange, today he's right, not a word is wrong. "

"I was going to ask him for money, and it turned out to be right. "

Li Zimeng's body shook and almost fell.

Pull me into the water, and you end up ashore.

I was deducted 6,000, and you didn't deduct a dime yourself.

"Wang Xuan, you bastard, I'm going to fight with you. Li Zimeng roared.

Everyone who saw this scene was a little trembling.

Li Zimeng is always gentle, when has she ever lost such a temper.

Videos of this live broadcast are overwhelming on the Internet.

, a netizen posted such a video.

As soon as a woman got off the elevator and walked outside, a dog pounced on him and directly pushed her ass and squatted.

It scared the soul of this woman out.

"Xiaowei come here!" shouted the dog's owner, a woman, in the distance.

"Is this your dog?" the man who was pushed scolded angrily.

"He's joking with you, my dog won't bite. The dog owner said, not embarrassed at all.

"Walking a dog without a leash, you will always be a single dog. "

The woman is directly angry.

"Who are you scolding?"

"You're the one who scolds!"

"If you lack great virtue, I wish you will always be able to grasp the sheets with only one hand. "

As soon as this sentence was said, the dog owner ran away directly.

This made netizens laugh to death:

"May you ever be able to scratch the sheets with one hand, this curse is really cruel. "

"I'm laughing to death. "

"Look at the dog's owner's face is directly green. "

"What do you mean?"

"I'm confused, I understand where the joke is?"

"Young man, you're still too young. "

"Just ask you when you need to grab the sheets. "

"What are you doing with one hand grabbing the sheets and the other?"

"Now everyone understands. "

", this is still walking a dog without a leash and always being a single dog!"

"When will the news of CCTV become a joke with the boss's surname. "。