“So, why are you here?” While eating his green tongue, Chen Xiao took it out from time to time and shook it, looked at his small green body that was shaking, and asked Momoi May, who was also the same beside him.
“Seniors don’t know?” Momoi May asked in the direction of Chen Xiao a little strangely, “My family lives here… Hmph, the senior really didn’t remember it in his heart, when I invited the senior to dinner before, I told you the senior, and you promised to come here next time to play. ”
Chen Xiao tried to recall,
After a short thought, his mind quickly filled with the food he had eaten at that time, and he didn’t remember a word about what Momoi Mayu said… Well, forgot.
Time passed minute by minute, and the green tongues in the mouths of the two finally melted into their mouths.
“Slightly…” Momoi May suddenly stuck out her tongue, revealing the small tongue that was dyed green with green food coloring, and said: “Senior, look, my tongue has also turned green!” Let me see you, senior. ”
Chen Xiaocai didn’t want to do such childish behavior.
“Just let me take a look, senior!”
“Don’t.”
“Petty, I let the seniors look at me, senior~”
“Let me see!”
Chen Xiao finally relented, unable to refuse the girl’s request at all, and stuck out his tongue in the direction of the girl: “Slightly!” ”
A dark green tongue appeared in front of Momoi May’s eyes, and was stared at by the peach girl with long pink hair in front of him.
At this moment, even Chen Xiao himself felt completely ashamed, the whole person closed his eyes, and five seconds later, the whole mouth quickly closed, and said without revealing his tongue: “Enough of it.” ”
“Look… Enough… Finish…… It’s weird! Momoi May’s face showed a bad smile, opened the mobile phone album, showed the top photo to Chen Xiao’s eyes, and said: “Senior, I have already taken the photo you just made, hehe.” ”
Chen Xiao: “…”
“Really?”
“Of course it’s true, I don’t believe you look at my mobile phone… What about my phone? Momoi May just wanted to put the mobile phone closer to Chen Xiao, but his palm suddenly gripped empty, his gaze turned to his hand, where there was still the shadow of the mobile phone, and then shifted his gaze to Chen Xiao.
I saw that Chen Xiao was holding the mobile phone in one hand, and with the other hand, he stretched out his index finger and kept turning the page, and smacked his lips from time to time: “Peaches, you have a lot of inventory, Ryota Huangse kneeling on the basketball court crying, Aomine Daiki holding the stump and crying, five or six people can’t pull Aobi Daiki and the stump, Mai Sakurajima’s new movie poster, a picture of Aobe kneeling on the ground to worship Hoshino Ai poster…”
Even Chen Xiao couldn’t help but sigh with emotion, the black material in this guy’s hand was really terrifying.
Most of them are also made into the form of memes.
Chen Xiao even found the original picture of the crying meme that Qingfeng Dahui had briefly exploded on the Internet before.
“Senior! Give it back! Predecessor! Bad seniors! Momoi May hurriedly threw himself towards Chen Xiao’s body, wanting to take the mobile phone back from Chen Xiao’s hand.
But all this is destined to be in vain, something that Yujiro may not be able to do, how can a small peach be clam.
Chen Xiao pressed one hand on Momoi May’s head, one meter eighty-five tall, crossed his arm, with Momoi May’s arm span, laughing to death, no matter how many ten centimeters could not reach it.
“I’ll take a look, select all, then share, choose 1ine, search for Chen Xiao… Well? How can I not find it. Chen Xiao dialed his mobile phone, opened 1ine, and searched for his name, but unfortunately, he did not find it: “It seems that you can only check the account number.” ”
Momoi May on the side suddenly panicked,
Shouting loudly, “No! Seniors can’t check!!! ”
“I’ll send it to you personally!”
Chen Xiao tilted his head suspiciously, thought for a while, and said: “Could it be that because I cried Qingfeng and the Diguang classmates back then, you set me a very bad name?” Little peach, it turns out that you are such a bad peach. ”
“Yes, that’s it, in short, you can’t look at it!”
“Oh, I’ve finished typing, I’ll take a look, the name is…”
Momoi May used the strength of his whole body to stop Chen Xiao: “Can’t read it!!! ”
But still a step.
“Super handsome… Awesome senior? Chen Xiao tilted his head, but still read out the notes that Momoi May gave him, super handsome or something… Well, that’s what he’s right. By don’t Bi Lian bully Peach’s crumb seniors think so
Momoi May’s eyes widened, and his whole face instantly turned red,
It was as if he had been exposed by someone, and he didn’t know how to face Chen Xiao.
“Cough, hemp, after all, seniors I also know that I am very charming, if Peaches is fascinated by me, you don’t need to be shy, as long as you take the initiative, seniors I can accept, even if I suffer a little more, it’s okay to let you take advantage of it first.” Chen Xiao coughed and said softly.
“It’s not like that!” Momoi May loudly refuted Chen Xiao.
Came to the freezer of the supermarket next to him, opened the cabinet door, directly took out a blue and white bag of ice cream, tore open the bag, and stuffed it into Chen Xiao’s open mouth, and was bitten by Chen Xiao: “In short, I invite you to eat ice cream senior, you quickly forget about it!!! ”
Die laughing, can’t forget, can’t forget at all.
May Momoi took another one from the refrigerator, prepared to eat it for herself, and walked towards the counter.
“Chenghui, two thousand neon coins, please show the payment code here.”
“Two thousand?! That’s still just one, okay, a thousand neon coins, already paid. Momoi May sighed, the two green tongues that Chen Xiao bought, together they were one hundred and fifty neon coins, and as a result, this one that was taken casually, one cost a thousand neon coins.
Wash the motor! The Assassins have moved from the Dragon Kingdom next door to Neon.
“Can’t you fix it, I really want to eat and see.”
Sure enough, the neon economy is getting worse and worse.
Witnessing Momoi May put the ice cream in his hand back in the freezer,
Chen Xiao just ate the stick in his mouth.
He looked down, raised his eyebrows, picked up the ice cream stick in his hand, and handed it to Momoi May, who was looking at him in front of him: “Little peach, you should need this thing now.” ”
May Momoi: “? ”
Small sticks?
Is it a whipping corpse? Senior is really a big bad guy!!!
Although he complained in his heart, Momoi May still took the small wooden stick, and as soon as he saw the four small words in the center of the wooden stick, the whole person’s pupils shrank slightly, and there was another one!
Chen Xiao waved his hand, ate two sticks of ice cream, he had enough to wander outside, waved his hand behind him, leaving only a back, and said: “Peaches, I went home first, you also pay attention to safety when you go home, just like that, bye.” ”
Momoi May was holding a wooden stick in his hand, and was about to say something to keep it, but he couldn’t find a suitable topic, so he could only watch Chen Xiao walk farther and farther, enlarging both sides of his mouth with both hands, and shouting: “Senior, go slowly!” ”
Super handsome powerful senior, walk slowly.
Not only is he handsome to play, but he also looks good… And very good at taking care of people?
Looking at the small wooden stick in his hand, Momoi May’s face turned red.
Chen Xiao: “??? ”
… (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) )
Go home
Just opened his door, the air conditioner flew out, the temperature instantly cooled down, Chen Xiao’s eyes appeared two hamsters, one quiet and cute, the other lively and active, the two were lying on Chen Xiao’s bed, facing the sixteen-degree air conditioning vent.
Chen Xiao could still hear the sound of grumbling in the stomachs of the two from time to time.
“So, why is Mahaku also wearing your dressing gown?”
Chen Xiao’s gaze looked at the Tuma Bury who was sitting in front of him, and Tuma Buried sniffed, obviously, the consequence of blowing wildly on the air conditioner was a runny nose and a cold, and he said: “… I put it on before I knew it. ”
Chen Xiao looked at Shiina Mahaku again, and the white girl first looked at the dirt and buried it, then turned to Chen Xiao and said, “I put it on unconsciously.” ”
To sum up, the soil burial in front of you is a meme-level containment, which can assimilate the girls around you in various forms and eventually become a member of the hamster, more rigorous, and do not rule out the possibility that the small burial is not a source of pollution.
Buried in the soil: “? The little hamster had a big question mark
“So, the second question.” Chen Xiao didn’t think about the hamster for the time being, hugged his chest with his hands, looked at the two little guys condescendingly, Xiao Zhenbai’s expressionless face was very calm, Xiao Xiao’s face changed slightly, unconsciously sweated, and asked the two: “Why is it so late and you still don’t go to eat?” ”
Xiao Xiao Buri glanced his head to the side, not daring to respond to Chen Xiao’s gaze.
Shiina Mahaku spoke, “Baumkuchen.” ”
“Baumkuchen?”
“Zhenbai ate Baumkuchen in the afternoon and ate full.” The mouthless girl Shiina Mahaku stated: “Taiping Nisan, when I came, Xiao buried that he was not hungry, so he didn’t go down to eat, and then he ran out of food. ”
Buried in the soil: “…”
Will it be murdered, right? Absolutely murderous! Although the senior is usually very good at talking, but if he does something wrong, he will be fierce, but it is very terrible, how many days and nights, when playing at the senior’s house, he sees the senior calling other people’s manuscripts, but the other party does not even have the courage to refute it.
This kind of admonition to rub self-esteem and self-confidence directly on the ground is terrible!
Kasumigaoka Shiwa: “? ”
Broken, I’m PUA?
“‘It must have been Xiaoburi’s idea.'” Chen Xiao didn’t use his brain, he guessed that it was something that Tuma could do, because he said that he wanted to be independent, so he didn’t want to go downstairs to ask Mr. Taiping, and waited until he came back to solve it, it was worthy of you, Xiaoburi.
“Alas~” Chen Xiao let out a long sigh, and Chen Xiao couldn’t lose his temper with Xiao Buri, or in other words, to the two kawaii girls in the state of the little hamster, and then said: “Do you have any ingredients in your refrigerator?” I’ll go make some for you. ”
“Senior cooking?”
“Can the senior still cook!? I haven’t eaten eh. ”
Hearing that Chen Xiao was going to cook, the earth burial that was originally sad and bitter immediately became lively, jumped up from the bed, and the real white little hamster next to him, his little head looked up like this, and looked at the earth burial that changed his face in an instant with a real white surprised expression.
“You haven’t eaten more.” Chen Xiao opened the door and walked towards the door, even if it was nightfall, it was still very hot, not as cool as the air conditioning in the house, and Tuma jumped down from the bed and trotted to open the door of the room for Chen Xiao.
There was a rush of heat.
The originally small apartment, coupled with the fact that the soil has been buried for many days and does not open the window to ventilate, and now it is sultry and can’t stay at all: “That senior, take a look for yourself, I’ll go back to the room first, Zhenbai alone will be very boring.” ”
Looking at the soil that wants to slip through,
Chen Xiao grabbed the back of Fate’s neck.
“Don’t try to escape.”
“I can’t eat in my room, so you can clean up your room first.”
“Also, the air conditioner is turned on, it will be too hot when Zhenbai comes over.”
Listening to Chen Xiao’s ruthless words, Tsuchima’s buried face showed a sad face, Zhenbai would be too hot, wouldn’t she?
I thought so in my heart, but Xiaoburi’s body is still very honest to do housework, as Tsuchima Taihei said, as long as Xiaoburi is serious, no matter what will be done well, whether it is housework or cooking, Xiaoburi’s learning talent is a genius level beyond the specification!
“I’ll see, (Wang Nuozhao) a piece of chicken breast, a piece of lettuce, tomato, and then an egg.” Chen Xiao opened the cabinet door and rummaged all over it, only found such a little ingredient, in addition, cola, cola, or cola, the insurance position, all buried in the soil full of cola.
Worthy of you.
“Little burial, come and help me pan rice.”
“Here it comes!”
Tsuchima quickly put down the things in the mobile phone and trotted over, because the height could not reach, the whole person’s body slowly became larger, and finally became a beautiful girl of one meter six, scooped out two spoonfuls of rice from the cabinet, put it in the pot of the rice cooker, rinsed and stirred.
Finally, add the rice to the rice pot and put it in the rice cooker.
Just as he was about to press the heating button, he was preemptively pressed by Chen Xiao.
【Cooking proficiency +1%】
It’s great.
The countless beginner recipes in his mind were quickly selected by Chen Xiao as two.
Scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
【Cooking proficiency +1%】
Barbecue.
【Cooking proficiency +1%】
The increase in proficiency is very little, after all, even if Chen Xiao is powerful, the process of a dish is reproduced to the extreme, it is impossible to rely on the talent of the god’s hand to forcibly give the ingredients beyond the limit of deliciousness, this skill with a clear upper limit, brush it is very tiring, well, and math problems at a glance.
(End of chapter)
Ask for flowers, ask for reviews and welcome prices
This chapter was previously coded, and the little author is a physical education student (don’t practice sports!!! ), but there is no certificate, so you can only take the right way to go to school, the exam is different from the ordinary college entrance examination, tomorrow morning after the math test, it will be completely over, tomorrow to restore the state of two changes, and then find a time, see if you can add more, Qiu Mi, wish the same college entrance examination, and the big guys who will face the college entrance examination in the future, open the victory! .
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