"Can't you two little bastards be quiet!? You lost the face of your master, you know!?"

After leaving Ren's mansion, Uncle Jiu still had a dark face, and he taught the two apprentices who were dejected behind him. God knows what kind of rumors will spread in Renjia Town. Thinking about Uncle Jiu, he wants to move to Mars went.

I have been innocent for half my life, but in the end, I would be poured the dirty water of "masculinity" in the end, what a shame.

"Master, don't blame us. We just wanted to tease that little boy and that idiot cousin. Who would have thought that would happen!?" Qiu Sheng was also puzzled. He made a fool of himself, but gradually discovered that his and Wen Cai's bodies were out of control and unable to escape.

Wen Cai was also crying. At that time, Ren Tingting's gaze made him very sad, but the key point is that Ren Tingting was still unwilling to listen to any explanation. What should I do!?

Uncle Jiu became even angrier when he heard the words, he stretched out his hand and slapped Qiu Sheng on the head vigorously, cursing: "Did I teach you spells to play tricks on ordinary people!?"

"It hurts, we just wanted to make a joke, and we didn't do it too much..."

"Still talking back!? That's not too much!? Look at what's going on with you now. Guaranteed to be in Renjia Town tomorrow. No one will not know you two, including your master and me, huh!"

"Eh... well, why don't you, master, become my aunt, as long as you and my aunt get along with each other, the rumors will be self-defeating." Qiu Sheng~ smiled and said.

Uncle Jiu suddenly didn't want to talk anymore. The aunt Qiu Sheng said was of course Aunt Cane. Speaking of which, Aunt Cane was very beautiful when she was young. All the senior brothers are interested in Aunt Cane, and Uncle Jiu doesn't want to cause Xiao Qiang trouble, so he keeps pretending to be stupid or refuses.

Perhaps because Uncle Jiu kept rejecting her, Aunt Zhi also had some psychological problems and became a bit of a slut. Uncle Jiu felt more and more unbearable, so now he dare not appear in front of the other party.

After a long time, Uncle Jiu said with a straight face, "Don't talk nonsense, it will ruin your sister's innocence, you know!?"

Qiu Sheng pouted, Aunt Cane wished that her innocence would be ruined!

"How about, Master, if you go to Yihong Courtyard and bring me and Wencai with you, then it's fine. There are only girls and no men there." Qiu Sheng suggested with a mean smile.

Wen Cai also drooled, "Hua, Miss Hua..."

Uncle Jiu felt that his fist was hard again, so he directly punched one of the two restless disciples on the head, shut up if he can't speak!"

Uncle Jiu withdrew his hand, rubbed the center of his brows, and thought to himself: I won't be mad at these two careless people after I finally obtained the fairy fate!?

After Qiusheng said "Oh", he also shut up, a little aggrieved, and when he was about to return to Yizhuang, he suddenly asked: "By the way, master, don't hit me first, I just want to ask why Our previous spells will fail!? Obviously we did it according to what you taught."

Thinking of this Qiu Sheng, I can't get over it. Could it be that the master still has a hand in his hand!?

Otherwise, why would they be deflated after doing it!?

Uncle Jiu snorted coldly with his hands behind his back, "You guys have been tricked and you don't know it. I told you a long time ago that you shouldn't look down on the world if you think you're a little clever. You just don't listen, and now! Do you think that if you want to do bad things, people will come out!?"

"The hair has been swapped, and it's the two of you who used it. Fortunately, it's not the hair of rats, wild dogs, or the like, or you two will suffer."

Although he was teaching two unsatisfactory apprentices, Uncle Jiu was also a little surprised that the young man surnamed Zhang was able to do this in front of Qiu Sheng, a monkey spirit, and he didn't realize it. I'm afraid this kind of skill is not for ordinary people .

The identity of the other party is definitely not ordinary.

"It really is that kid." Qiu Sheng gritted his teeth, he didn't expect to be blinded by geese pecking at him all day long, he said why it went so smoothly at that time, it was a bit too smooth, so it turned out that the kid was worried and kind.

Wen Cai didn't think too much about it, he was more concerned about Ren Tingting's safety, and asked, "Master, how did you discuss with Mr. Ren!? Mrs. Ren's body is already swollen, and it is obvious that it has begun to change... "

Uncle Jiu put away his thoughts when he heard the words, frowned and said, "Alas...still disagree with cremation."

Uncle Jiu is also very helpless, he has already made it clear that after becoming a zombie, Mrs. Ren Weiyong and Mrs. Ren will suck the blood of all relatives according to the distance of the blood. Abandoning her daughter Ren Tingting, if there are distant relatives of the Ren family behind, they will naturally be killed.

In the end, Ren Fa didn't agree anyway, even though he was very scared in his heart, he just didn't agree to cremate the ancestors, especially when the ancestors were still his biological father.

In fact, it is also understandable, these days are not like later generations, cremating one's biological parents will definitely be poked in the back, especially if the Ren family is still a businessman, and the name of an unfilial son is put on the head, the Ren family is afraid that it will be over.

There is money but no morality, and the reputation of being rich and unkind falls on the head, and Ren Jiazhen can't stay. Those warlords like to rob the rich and help the poor, and they rob the rich and unkind businessmen to help the poor. Unless Ren Fa is stupid, the group will agree with Uncle Jiu to do this.

After the final discussion, it was time to find another geomantic treasure land and suppress the corpse of the old man there. On the surface, he told everyone to re-bury him, and then tried to obliterate the zombie body with a formation.

Some people may ask, why not cremate it secretly!? It can't be done, and the whole body can't be seen in the burial, no way. After the burial, if you do it, you will not be seen by others, and you will be tossing and tossing, causing more troubles, and Ren Fa does not dare to be known that his father has turned into a zombie. good thing.

Wen Cai was anxious when he heard this, "How can this be done!? Ms. Ren can't do anything!?"

The corners of Uncle Jiu's mouth twitched. If Miss Ren didn't say she didn't care for you, even Master Ren wouldn't agree to it. Why are you so interested!?

Uncle Jiu suddenly remembered a sentence he said in the chat group before, "Licking a dog will kill you!"

Forget it, ignore him. Thinking of this, Uncle Jiu walked directly into the Yizhuang with his hands behind his back, and then left a sentence, "I still have something to do, you stay by yourself, don't fight, especially don't touch the coffin of the old man!" He walked to his room .

After Uncle Jiu walked away, Qiu Sheng whispered to Wen Cai: "Tell me, master, what's wrong with him recently? Why is he always nagging endlessly? He doesn't seem to trust us very much. Every little thing has to be told three times." Over and over, my ears are callused."

"How do I know, let's not talk about this, I have to watch the coffin of Mrs. Ren, or if something goes wrong, something will happen to Miss Ren." Wen Cai ignored Qiu Sheng and walked directly to the lobby where the coffin was parked.

0 for flowers...

Qiu Sheng curled his lips, "Okay, since that's the case, I'll go back to my aunt first."

Before leaving, he wondered if the master had other apprentices outside.

Regardless of the two silly apprentices, after Uncle Jiu returned to his room, he closed the door and entered the chat group, asking the previous question. Generally, Uncle Jiu would not enter the chat group outside, because the chat group was under his control. It seems that it is a fairy fate, and he understands the truth of not revealing wealth better than anyone else.

If someone sees it and realizes it, it's useless for him to cry when it's snatched away.

Moreover, he always loses his mind suddenly, and talking to himself is easy to be regarded as a neuropathy. Every time Uncle Jiu uses it, he chooses a safe place with few people or just himself.

[Fallen Saint Black Cat: This is normal, right? Have you ever heard of the butterfly effect? ​​A butterfly in the tropical rainforest of the Amazon River Basin in South America, occasionally flapping its wings a few times, can cause a tornado in Texas two weeks later . 】

[Fallen Saint Black Cat: In fact, it shows that there are fixed numbers and variables in the development of any thing. The development track of things in the development process has laws to follow, and there are also unpredictable "variables", which often backfire. A small change can affect the development of things. 】

[Fallen Saint Black Cat: When we know the original trajectory of our destiny, we will definitely be different from our original self. This is a change, and this change will also affect the surroundings, just like me, although I still know each other. Kiri is them, but still different. 】

[Ben Zina: What Liuli Jiang said is quite right. If I had joined the chat group earlier, I might not have entered the game. Then my life would be very different. Banquet, but you will also meet more different people, so it is not surprising that people outside the plot appear, anyway, I think these are works, and there must be a difference from the real reality. 】

Take Sword Art Online as an example. There are too few characters in the work. In fact, there are a lot of people locked in the death game. Asuna is not a cardboard Kirito. There have been intersections, even those players who are timid and afraid to hide in the city.

However, for a work, it is naturally impossible to waste too much pen and ink on these insignificant people, and it is even possible to directly treat people as if they do not exist. More directly, in order to increase the emotional line between the hero and heroine, It is also possible to put the things done by other passers-by on the head of the hero. After all, a work is like a well, the world is so big, and there are only so many people in it.

[Strike while the iron is hot: Let me add, there are parallel worlds, as far as I know, there is a parallel world where I am a woman, and I am with the captain.

[Uncle Jiu: Although I don’t understand it very well, I understand the general truth. Thank you for clarifying your doubts. 】

After closing the chat group, Uncle Jiu frowned and thought deeply, and finally came to a conclusion: don’t trust the plots in those animations too much, because there are variables in the real world, and the perspective of the work is too narrow, just like watching the sky from a well. like the frog.

Uncle Jiu suddenly became enlightened, and felt that he had peeked into a higher level of barriers. This chat group is indeed a fairy fate. If he was alone, in this degenerate era, he might not be able to understand these mountains until he died. . .

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