Comprehensive Sims System

Control the character to move forward, and every encounter in the process will make the audience burst into laughter.

No way, the combination of the action of pulling the trigger and the reaction force brought by the firing of the bullet makes the whole picture look extraordinary and funny!

Remember the two bridges that will explode when you step on the first level of Contra?

On the red and white machine, you will encounter it within a few steps, but in the virtual game, you have to go through five levels and kill six generals before you can get to this position.

The anchor passed the first bridge fairly smoothly, but when he encountered an enemy on the second bridge, the anchor subconsciously turned around and clamped so hard that the whole person fell into the river without accident

anchor:

"How the hell am I going to attack!"

【Anchor, have you ever watched synchronized swimming? It’s enough to put your head down and stick your butt out of the water!】

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【God, face down and stick your butt out of the water! Do you want to laugh at me to death and inherit my three dollars and twenty-eight cents?】

[Hahahaha! If the anchor has this skill, I will shoot a big rocket on the spot! Screenshots are proof!]

When the anchor saw the bad move that these gangsters gave him, his entire face began to twitch uncontrollably!

This is not the red and white machine version! If you don’t do it right now, you will really drown in the water!

"You guys are enough! In fact, 407's attack is secondary. If the key arm can't move, swimming will be very uncomfortable!"

"It's too slow to move forward with only two legs... Is there no other way..."

The anchor pondered for a moment, and when he saw a soldier passing by above his head, he subconsciously pinched it again.

"Huh?"

Seems to have thought of some way, the anchor's eyes lit up and started to frantically clip!

"Hahahaha!!! Brothers! I have thrusters!!"

Although the character controlled by the anchor is only showing his head above the water, who would not know what is going on when he sees his head bouncing forward?

[Fuck! 666!]

【Isn’t this a scene from a funny anime? Serial fart turbo?】

【Weird swimming methods have been added!】

The live broadcast room became extremely joyful again, and now everyone doesn't urge the anchor to move on, just want him to play in the river for a while longer!

How funny this scene looks!

Of course, it is definitely not possible to play like this all the time, no matter how interesting it is (ceec) there will be enough time to watch, so after about three minutes, the anchor chose to move on.

"By the way, there's an airdrop here... I want to get shotguns for it."

As he said that, the anchor turned his head while walking. He had to pay attention to the timing of the airdrop and find out the exact location by the way, otherwise he would be unable to stop it.

After the target appeared in the sight range, the anchor took the opportunity to jump out in one step, then lay down on the ground and had another frantic clip!

Among other things, when this game is over, he will definitely be better than most people...

Boom!

"Yes! It worked!"

The anchor himself didn't expect to find it so accurately, and he was not usually excited after it was done!

Then he hurriedly got up to pick up the new weapon, and when he looked back, the weapon on his back was indeed different.

In the piece [666] of the barrage, the anchor began to test fire new weapons with a smile.

As a result, no one expected that the anchor had just pinched, and the next moment, he was pushed by a huge recoil and almost fell to the ground!

Yes, shotguns have more recoil!

"I'm so speechless..." The anchor's face was black, "Does this mean that I have to take a few steps back when I encounter an enemy?"

After a few more attempts, the recoil was still ridiculously large, and then a barrage attracted everyone's attention.

【Anchor, try to see if you can take off! I think the recoil is fine!】

In an instant, everyone's eyes lit up.

"Wow! Brother is a talent! I'll give it a try!"

The anchor's expression at the moment was like Erha's, his tongue was sticking out of laughter, and he seemed to have imagined how funny the scene was.

With the expectation of countless people, the anchor turned his head up, and immediately had another crazy meal!

"Give me...start!"

"Damn it!! Brothers, have you seen it?! Yes! I can fly!"

Can you imagine that scene?

A shirtless tough guy poses in a lying posture, and his whole body "twitches" rhythmically in mid-air, accompanied by a loud "bang bang bang", and the jets below his body are still spraying... ...

This is true. Your stomach hurts from laughing! You can’t stand up straight from laughing!

Even the anchor himself was laughing like crazy!

He laughed until he hit the ground again, curled up and rolled on the ground for a long time!

"Hahaha......cough cough!" The anchor choked with laughter, "This game is really changed...I have completely convinced Teacher Nangong!"

Many viewers also agreed! There are also many people who want to play this spoof version of Contra in person now, it’s so meow and fun!

After a while, the anchor finally laughed enough to choose to start again.

"Everyone! Watch me perform!"

What happened next was a spectacle!

After the anchor "flyed" using the method just now, he leaned forward slightly. Under the effect of such a reaction force, the character he controlled began to move forward in the air.

And in the process of advancing, the bullets are still pouring down obliquely, leaving no one alive at all!

This is a proper way to fly "Xiang" and bomb "Ji"!

In this way, amidst the wild laughter of everyone, the anchor "flyed" all the way to the position of the boss at the end of the level. With the crazy pouring of ammunition, the first level was also successfully passed.

Nangong Yan, who watched the whole process while diving, had to admit that he laughed very happily.

He is also very satisfied, after all, isn't the original intention of making a spoof version just to see this scene?

Withdrew from the host's live broadcast room, Nangong Yan came to another live broadcast room.

Compared with the live broadcast room just now, this side is a little different.

Contra's live broadcast room is where the anchor laughs with the audience, as happy as you laugh!

And in the live broadcast room of "Digging the Ground for Ascension", the audience was indeed laughing very happily, but the anchor put on a mask of pain.

As soon as Nangong Yan came in, he heard the voice of the anchor who seemed to be going crazy. As for the game screen, do you have to think about it?

It must have fallen again from nowhere! .