Computers in Ancient Times: Playing Star Railway Live

"Brother, let me tell you, I bought the On-Time Delivery. If you deliver slowly, you will be compensated 15 yuan if you are 15 minutes late. We will pay half of it. The last rider was ignorant and I gave him a bad review. Do you understand?"

Listening to the customer's voice on the phone, Su Hua's expression was indescribable.

Is there a possibility that the On-Time Delivery deducted my money?

He wanted to explain to the customer, but the other party hung up the phone without hesitation.

"Psycho!" Su Hua couldn't help but curse.

He understood why some people on the Internet said that many people are mildly mentally retarded, but they can take care of themselves, so they are regarded as normal people.

As for this customer, if he was not mentally retarded, he would eat this phone on the spot... Forget it, it's the only phone, and I can't afford a new one after eating it, so why bother myself.

Nowadays, if you deliver food on time, you will also deduct money, and if you deliver food overtime, you will also deduct money. Can you deduct the customer's money?

Su Hua looked at the takeaway in his hand with a dangerous look.

"Damn it, whoever wants to deliver this crappy takeout can do it! I won't deliver it anymore! You want to make money from me, right? I'll eat your takeout! I'll eat, eat, eat!"

At this time, Su Hua's resentment was so strong that he could at least support ten evil sword immortals. He didn't care about anything else and just ate.

After eating the takeout and feeling full, his smart IQ began to occupy the high ground again.

"What else do you do if you don't deliver takeout? Are you going to live broadcast?"

Su Hua had a bitter face. It's not like he had never tried live broadcasting.

Although he had a handsome face that was one-tenth of the Tomato novel readers, he was a social phobia and didn't dare to show his face in the live broadcast room. He even wore a mask when delivering takeout.

Otherwise, he could make a lot of money just by relying on his face.

More importantly, he didn't know how to do fancy things. The live broadcast he made had no show effect at all and couldn't become popular at all.

Whenever he saw those great people who could earn tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands in a live broadcast, he was so envious that he wanted to replace them.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully binding the live broadcast system."

"Huh?" Su Hua's eyes lit up.

System? He actually has a system?

"Brother Tongzi, tell me what abilities you have?"

"Ding! After the host starts the live broadcast, he can get a certain amount of rewards based on the popularity of the live broadcast room and the audience's evaluation of the live broadcast. The higher the popularity, the higher the evaluation, and the better the reward."

"Ah, this..." Su Hua felt uncomfortable.

If his live broadcast could be popular, would he still need the system? He would have taken off long ago and bought all the villas and luxury cars!

"Never mind, let's try a live broadcast! Maybe this system has a hidden function that can help me attract people?" Su Hua gritted his teeth and decided to give it a try.

After all, it's a system! If you don't believe in the system, do you believe that the factory boss will give him a high-paying screw job?

Throw the finished takeaway into the trash can, and then block the phone number of that idiot customer.

Su Hua got on his electric scooter and went home humming a song.

Squeak!

With a sudden brake, Su Hua turned over and got off the scooter, locked the electric scooter downstairs, and then ran all the way back to his rental house. After a lot of searching, he finally found the live broadcast equipment he bought before.

"Huh, it's lucky that it's not broken. There are a lot of rats in this broken house. If my equipment is bitten, I won't have a place to cry."

"But what should I live broadcast? Or maybe games? When I live broadcast before, the most viewers were when I live broadcast games, with a full ten people!"

"And choosing a popular game will also attract more people."

"Then it's you, Xingqiong Railway, start!"

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Daqin, Xianyang

The First Emperor Ying Zheng was handling government affairs. Qin had just unified the six kingdoms, and there was a lot of work to be done. The bamboo slips of government affairs sent from all over the country almost piled up into a small mountain.

Boom!

Suddenly, there were bursts of thunder outside.

Then, Zhao Gao came in crying and crawling as if his parents had died: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, something bad has happened!"

Ying Zheng did not even raise his head and said indifferently: "Why is there so much noise?"

"Your Majesty, the sky is cracked!" Zhao Gao pointed outside with a horrified look.

"What did you say?!" Ying Zheng slammed the table and stood up, ignoring Zhao Gao, and walked straight out of the hall.

Although Zhao Gao was afraid, he did not dare not to follow him, so he had to follow him closely.

As soon as Ying Zheng went out, a huge sky curtain that spanned the sky and almost tore the entire sky appeared in front of him.

"The sky is really cracked..." Ying Zheng's face sank.

He had just decided not to divide the world into fiefdoms and instead adopt the county system, and the heavens split like this. Could it be that heaven did not allow the adoption of the county system?No! If it is divided again, it will be nothing more than another reincarnation. In that case, what is the purpose of the Qin Dynasty's unification of the six kingdoms?

Just to create a new group of Zhao, Yan, Chu, Wei, Han, and Qi, and then let the vassal states fight again in the future?

If so, what is the value of the Qin Dynasty's hundreds of years of efforts? What is the value of the Qin people's hundreds of years of efforts?

He firmly believes that the county system is the future of the Qin Dynasty! If the sky does not allow, he will go to Mount Tai to offer sacrifices and argue with the sky!

"Order, the sky blesses me to unify the six kingdoms, and hereby sends down the strange phenomenon of heaven and earth as auspicious signs, so that all ministers can come to the palace to discuss matters."

The guard on the side: "???"

No, Your Majesty, the sky is cracked, and it is still auspicious?

I have never read books, don't lie to me.

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Han, Luoyang.

Liu Bang finally defeated Xiang Yu, ascended the throne in Sishui, and established his capital in Luoyang.

At this time, he had not yet listened to the advice of Lou Jing and Zhang Liang to move the capital to Chang'an.

In order to celebrate his unification of the world, Liu Bang held a banquet tonight and invited all the ministers to attend.

The ministers were toasting and laughing, and it was very lively.

Suddenly, thunder sounded from the sky.

A soldier rushed in in a panic: "Your Majesty! Something bad has happened, the sky has cracked!"

"What did you say?"

"How is this possible?"

"You dare to make up such rumors, what is your intention!"

"Come on, drag him down and behead him!"

The soldier saw that all the ministers did not believe him and even wanted to kill him, and he was anxious and panicked.

"Hey, wait." At this time, Liu Bang took a sip of wine, put down the cup in his hand, and said slowly: "Don't worry, go out and take a look first. In my opinion, it is probably my old father who is celebrating for me to calm the war in the world."

Among the ministers, several people instantly understood and understood Liu Bang's plan.

The old father mentioned here is not Liu Bang's biological father, but the Red Emperor!

Liu Bang killed the white snake to start an uprising. The white snake was not ordinary. Liu Bang called it the son of the White Emperor! Similarly, Liu Bang who killed the son of the White Emperor was not ordinary. He called himself the son of the Red Emperor!

Who are the White Emperor and the Red Emperor?

Modern people may not know, but people at that time knew their reputation too well!

During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the mythological systems of various countries were different.

The Chu State took Donghuang Taiyi as the core, and there were Dongjun, Yunzhongjun, Xiangjun, etc.

Qi had eight masters, eight gods, including the Lord of Heaven, the Lord of Earth, the Lord of Soldiers, the Lord of Yin, the Lord of Yang, the Lord of the Moon, the Lord of the Sun, and the Lord of the Four Seasons.

Similarly, the countries of Wei, Han, Zhao, and Yan also had their own mythological systems.

As for the Qin State, they believed in the Four Emperors and Eight Gods.

The so-called Four Emperors refer to the White Emperor, the Green Emperor, the Yellow Emperor, and the Red Emperor, the four supreme gods. In the mythology of the Qin State, it was these four supreme gods who created the world with supreme power.

After the Qin State unified the world, the Qin government forcibly promoted the belief system of the Four Emperors and Eight Gods.

Then, you will understand the value of Liu Bang's self-proclaimed son of the Red Emperor.

The son of the God of Creation!

And in order to seize the world... oh, no, to calm the unrest in the world, he even beheaded the son of another God of Creation.

Just ask you if it's 6 or not?

This is much better than Dio, the son of Zeus.

Compared with this, the "Great Chu Rises, Chen Sheng Is King" that Chen Sheng and Wu Guang came up with seems too low-class. What can a book hidden in a fish's belly or a fox's cry compare to the son of the God of Creation?

Now that the world has just been settled, no matter whether the sky is cracked outside, it may become an attack on him by ambitious people, and eventually evolve into a rebellion.

Therefore, Liu Bang directly spoke to define it.

What sky is cracked? That's my old father in heaven celebrating for me.

Steamed buns, you are not convinced? Then let your old father celebrate for you.

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Same as the Han Dynasty, Chang'an.

Emperor Wu of Han Liu Che is roaring in the court.

"No money? Can't we send troops if we don't have money? Those bastards on the grassland wantonly invaded the territory of my Han Dynasty, plundered my people, and robbed the people's wealth. They didn't take me and the Han Dynasty seriously at all!"

"I just want to let them know that from now on, the offensive and defensive positions have changed. If the enemy can go, I can go too!"

This domineering emperor instantly shocked the ministers.

As if in response to his roar, even the sky was roaring, and the earth-shaking thunder made some timid ministers tremble three times.

"Your Majesty!" Two soldiers rushed in.

"What's the matter?"

"The sky... There was a huge hole in the sky!"

Hearing this, Sang Hongyang immediately stepped out and said: "Your Majesty, this must be a warning from the sky! There may be a disaster in this expedition. Please wait for two more years, and the treasury will be in trouble.Send out troops after replenishment!"

"Nonsense!" Liu Che snorted: "Dong Zhongshu, you tell me!"

Feeling Liu Che's murderous gaze, Dong Zhongshu stepped out of the line, stiffened his neck, and said stubbornly: "Your Majesty, this is a revelation from heaven, predicting that the Huns will perish at the hands of our Han Dynasty!"

"Yes." Liu Che was satisfied: "Gentlemen, follow me out and see what is in the sky. ”

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Tang Dynasty, Chang'an.

Li Shimin, who was known as the strongest carbon-based creature in the seventh century, was not in a very good mood at the moment.

He seized the throne through the Xuanwu Gate Incident. The two Khans of the Eastern Turkic Khaganate, Jie Li and Tuli, saw an opportunity and led their troops to attack all the way to Jingyang, which was only 40 miles away from Chang'an.

Although Li Shimin, who was proficient in military tactics, set up a strategy of false troops and scared off Jie Li and Tuli.

But the Tang Dynasty at that time was still in ruins. In order to gain time to accumulate strength, Li Shimin had to endure In disgust, he signed the humiliating Weishui Alliance with Jie Li and Tu Li.

In order to wash away this shame, he worked hard to stabilize the situation, develop the economy, and train the army vigorously, just waiting for the day in the future when he could catch those two guys Jie Li and Tu Li and bring them to Chang'an City to dance for him!

But today, he received a report from the guards saying that the sky outside was cracked.

Li Shimin's eyes went dark, not to mention the sky, he even felt that he was about to crack.

"Could it be that what I did at Xuanwu Gate... was really such a big sin? No matter how hard I try, God is unwilling to forgive me? ”

Since ascending the throne, Li Shimin has been working diligently and never slacked off.

Because he knew his black spot at Xuanwu Gate, if he hadn't done something great, he could figure out with his little toes how he would be evaluated in history books in the future.

But it's different with great achievements!

Emperor Wu of Han was aggressive and aggressive, why didn't many people scold him? It was because he completely defeated the Huns and built the backbone of the Han nation!

Li Shimin also wanted to create a great achievement comparable to... no, it was to surpass the Qin Emperor and Han Emperor! Only in this way can he wash away the black spots on him and the shame of the Weishui Alliance when the Tang Dynasty was founded!

But why didn't God even give him this opportunity?

"Your Majesty." Empress Changsun gently grabbed Li Shimin's hand: "God is spurring you on. He can't wait to see the two Khans, Jie Li and Tuli, come to Chang'an to dance."

"...Hahahahaha, the Queen is right! "Li Shimin came out of his emo state and showed endless fighting spirit again.

Who said that the crack in the sky must be a punishment?

If it is, then he should create a great cause that will make future generations regard the crack in the sky as a good omen!

"Come here, please ask all the ministers to come to the palace to discuss the issue of sending troops. I can't wait for Jie Li and Tuli to come to Chang'an to dance in front of me!"

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Dasong, Kaifeng.

Zhao Kuangyin had just ascended the throne when he heard a soldier come to report that a huge crack appeared in the sky.

Zhao Kuangyin felt as if he had lost all his strength and means.

Could it be that this was God punishing him for bullying orphans and widows?

Shouldn't his Zhao family get the throne?

Shouldn't this Dasong be established?

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Daming, Nanjing.

Zhu Yuanzhang heard the news from the guards, and he, who always had a bad temper, was a little nervous.

"Sister, what did I do wrong? God actually sent down strange phenomena to punish me?"

"Okay, at least you have fulfilled your original promise of "expelling the barbarians and restoring China". No matter what, God must remember this great merit, right?" Empress Ma patted the back of Zhu Yuanzhang's hand and comforted him.

In fact, she was not sure.

Because compared with those wise rulers, Zhu Yuanzhang committed too many sins of killing.

To put it in one sentence, there are great merits, but there are even greater faults.

Anyway, she didn't think that after a hundred years, Zhu Yuanzhang would be recorded in history books as a wise ruler, and she would probably be affected.

But it doesn't matter, she is Zhu Yuanzhang's wife.

Since she enjoys this honor, she should also share the sins.

Whether it is punished by God or by the queen She accepted all the insults from the world.

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In addition, the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the Three Kingdoms Period, the Jin Dynasty and the Southern and Northern Dynasties, the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms Period, the Yuan Dynasty, the Qing Dynasty...

Heroes, literati, cowards, and countless ordinary people.

All raised their heads and looked at the crack in the sky.

In the eyes of countless people, the sky gradually brightened.

Boom!

A huge cylinder like a car suddenly appeared in the sky, heading straight to the sky, full of momentum.

A line of big characters also gradually appeared.

Collapse, Star Dome Railway!