Con Luan the doorkeeper: There are ten thousand ghosts behind me

Chen Jingzhi looked at Chen Xiaoshu quietly and didn't speak, he knew that the other party would definitely not hold back any good farts next.

"Ahh

However, Chen Jingzhi knew that Chen Xiaoshu's family had more than 200 square meters of wine cellars, all of which were collected by his father from all over the world in the past 20 years, and even auctioned in his hands.

The two large tea jars for drinking water were filled with Chen Xiaoshu's "goo, goo, goo", and then opened the cooked food and tore off a thigh from a roast goose and handed it to Chen Jingzhi, saying: "Here, eat Brother Chen, I was thinking that I was hungry and there was no one when I came back, so I planned to deal with it casually, but I didn't expect to meet you just

time." "Do you call this a bite to deal with? A roast goose, a pound of pig's head meat, peanuts and cucumbers, plus two boxes of duck necks, can you eat so much in one bite? Even if Zhu Bajie is reincarnated, he can't eat so much, not to mention that there are two bottles of wine" Chen Jingzhi took a bite of the goose leg and then took a sip of wine, and suddenly the feeling of burning his intestines made him groan.

Chen Jingzhi is not a good smoker, but he is really a little addicted to wine, which comes from the fact that he was in the palace with his grandfather when he was a child, and the old man let him drink a few taels every night to warm up his body, wine can breed yang energy, which is quite good for him, and Chen Jingzhi has always been not picky about wine, whether it is the expensive Moutai or the common Red Star Erguotou, he basically pours it in the tea jar and can drink it in a few sips.

Chen Xiaoshu laughed twice, and said truthfully: "Before I came back, I inquired from the dormitory manager's aunt, saying that it was to see who came back first in our dormitory, but I didn't expect my aunt to say that you went back to school a few days ago, and I immediately got high, and then went to live with you to buy a favorite roast goose for you.

Let's talk about something, don't drag the mud and water, you also saw that I just brought back two books on calculus that I haven't opened yet, I'm in a hurry, time is limited"

"Come, let's take a sip of ...... first".

Chen Xiaoshu picked up the teapot and touched it with him and then took a big sip, he took out a cigarette and handed it to Chen Jingzhi after lighting the fire and said: "Didn't I tell you just now, I met the flower of the Department of Architecture next door, but now the two of us are limited to me throwing my arms to her, she still has a little bit to be assessed, the intimate act is to pull hands, and there is no further step, Brother Chen, you know that I am anxious to eat tofu, and I always think that I can go to the home run and hit the bottom of my heart, otherwise it would be a pity if this series of flowers flew away from my hands?" But it's really hard for her to break through this base, so I'm wondering where to start and find an opportunity? Now it seems that there is some hope, but there is still a little bit of trembling"

Chen Jingzhi twisted his brows and said: "You have talked a lot of nonsense, can you concisely pick out the key points? If you talk nonsense with me again, I won't be too lazy to listen to

it." "I got the news from her by chance, tomorrow night is the birthday of one of her roommates, the four of them plan to go out and have a good time, so I volunteered to be a big boss, let her bring me to the whole consumption by me to pay, but she didn't agree at first, saying that the roommate's personality is more unique, ordinary people are reluctant to approach, especially for men, this woman has special depth and connotation, I said that's right, I have a roommate who is also the same kind of person, I bring him with me?" Chen Xiaoshu looked at him seriously and said.

Chen Jingzhi spread his hands and said with a sneer: "So ......"

Chen Xiaoshu rubbed his hands and said with a sycophant: " Brother Chen, you go with me to give me a town, and strive to stun those pure literary and artistic young women in modern society in one fell swoop, don't you know what kind of stories these people talk about, with high genes in their bones, they feel that they are the best women in the world, and no one can look at them, I don't know how to learn and have no ink in my stomach, but you are different, you are the number one god stick in our 301, you must be able to spark and stun these women, to put it bluntly, I need you to come forward to set off for me, I am also a person with depth, after all, the one who is close to Zhu is red and the one who is close to ink is black

Chen Jingzhi raised his eyebrows and said, "Then why did I promise you? You know, I've never been interested in this kind of thing, you want to pick up girls but I don't want to."

As a college student, a young man in his early twenties, Chen Jingzhi is definitely more alternative, he doesn't like to go to night clubs and never has contact with girls, at least in the second semester of his sophomore year, the three animals in the dormitory didn't see Chen Jingzhi take the initiative to chase any girl, but the three of them have already scored two or three or four degrees.

Chen Xiaoshu gritted his teeth, smiled and said: "First of all, I won't talk about this tobacco and alcohol, I will definitely give you enough management this semester, and I will also set you the first stubble of the Ming Qian Longjing, which is the kind that is never sold to the outside world and only circulates in a small part of the circle in Zhejiang Province, this benefit is enough, right? You must not think about it, the brothers will make you insomnia until dawn, Yan Ruyu in the book, you don't even want to touch a finger"

Chen Jingzhi suddenly collapsed, Chen Xiaoshu is stalking him to the death, he has to accept it, and he has to accept it, and he has to accept it.

"This is the only time, not an example...... Chen Jingzhi frowned.

Chen Xiaoshu picked up the teapot and handed it to him, saying: " Don't say anything, Brother Chen is over after drinking in the wine, but don't look at me coercing and seducing you, in fact, my brother is also a good intention, I heard my daughter-in-law say, her birthday roommate is a very strange existence, the words that have been spoken to boys in the three years of college are limited, but there is a face that has brought disaster to the country and the people, Fudan has been firmly in the top spot on the school flower list, and it has not been changed for three years, I think that this kind of woman on the clouds, only Brother Chen, you can subdue demons and subdue demons......

". Fudan's school flower, Chen Jingzhi's head appeared with a face that was also very captivating, and he didn't know which one was higher or lower than this school flower.