Conan: Eternal Darkness

(one)

"Ah, homework, homework! I'm going to die!" Sister Bei sat at the desk and scratched her hair angrily.

"Do it quickly," Jin Jiu looked at the newspaper leisurely, glanced at Sister Bei from time to time, and added, "There is an early meeting tomorrow, so I can't help you."

"Okay, I'll do my best..." The voice had no fighting spirit.

After a while, Jin Jiu saw Sister Bei lying on the table and fell asleep.

"Cough..." Gin put down the newspaper, walked to the desk and gently placed a kiss on the sleeping man's forehead, then slowly pulled out the homework under his arm, "I really owe you in my previous life, help you with your homework…”

Someone in fake sleep smiled, that's it, it's up to you for the rest of your life...

(two)

Before graduation, everyone collected various items to take as a souvenir for their classmates.

Sister Bei asked for everyone's two-inch photos one by one. When she asked Jinjiu for the photos, she happened to meet him who gave the last one to someone else, and stomped her feet unhappily, "What should I do if you gave it to someone else!"

Jin Jiu glanced at her and frowned, "Stupid you?! What pictures do you need when everyone belongs to you!"

(three)

Jin Jiu and Sister Bei were eating, and Sister Bei kept chattering, but Jin Jiu kept her head down to eat in silence, and Sister Bei said impatiently, "You always ignore me like this!"

Jinjiu still didn't respond, and Sister Bei shouted angrily: "You don't know how to cherish me at all! Aren't you afraid of losing me? You need to know! After this village..."

Jin Jiu suddenly raised her head and stared at her with a frown. Sister Bei immediately lowered her head and murmured, "I'll wait for you in the next village..."

(Four)

In the hospital, the doctor said to Jin Jiu, "Your wife's health is not too bad, after you go home, follow her in everything, try not to quarrel with her, try to satisfy him if you have any requirements, it is best to take her out for a year. Travel once or twice to keep her mentally happy, and she will get better soon." Jin Jiu went home and said to Sister Bei, "The doctor said that your illness is incurable."

(Fives)

One day, Sister Bei said to Gin, "Gin, take me to the washing machine!" Gin looked at Sister Bei and said weakly, "I'll help you carry the washing machine, it's relatively light."

(six)

When Sister Bei got up in the morning and weighed herself, she looked surprised, "Oh! I actually lost 2 kilograms!"

Gin heard the words, glanced at the table, and replied lightly, "You forgot to wear the gold necklace around your neck..."

(seven)

Gin: "You must be very worried about what to eat at noon every day, right?"

Sister Bei: "That's right! But how did you know?"

Gin: "Hehe, because there is no such thing as an idiot's lunch..."

(Eight)

Akai Shuichi went to work in the morning, he bought a roasted sweet potato without having breakfast and put it in his **** pocket. The bus came, Xiuyi quickly got on the bus and found a vacant seat to sit down, only to hear a soft muffled sound, a large pool of yellow sweet potato flesh squeezed out from the buttocks, and it was slightly hot...

The whole car was boiling, Xiuyi wanted to use his actions to prove that this was not shit, so he quickly grabbed a handful and put it in his mouth, and even the driver who came to see the situation vomited...

(I'm sorry, Investigator Akai...)

(Nine)

Sister Bei and Yuxizi went to eat in the cafeteria, accidentally bit their tongue, and cried out in pain!

Yuxizi asked, "What's wrong?"

Sister Bei was so pained that she couldn't speak, she pointed to the rice on the table, then pointed to her own mouth, and spit blood to the ground...

Yukiko shouted at that time: "Everyone, don't **** eat it! The vegetables are poisonous!!"

(ten)

Having dinner in a restaurant, I asked the boss for the wifi password, and the boss said, "LYP82NLF."

Sister Bei: "It's hard to remember."

The boss said with a smile: "A bottle of Lafite 1982, easy to remember!"

Sister Bei said, "Here is a bottle of Lafite 1982." While entering the password, the waiter asked, "Can you open it?"

Sister Bei said, "It can be opened." Only after hearing a bang, the waiter smiled and said, "Your 1982 Lafite, 32,110 yuan, has been opened for you, thank you!"

(eleven)

Sister Bei bought a bottle of eye drops. When she got home, she put two drops in her eyes. She rolled her eyes and suddenly felt that her eyes were pitch black. Kicked over.

At this time, Jin Jiu, who had finished the task, came in. Seeing Sister Bei who was rolling on the ground, she frowned: "It's just a power outage, what are you smoking?"

(twelve)

Sister Bei took the mobile phone and said to the Internet text on the mobile phone: "The three criteria for a man to cheat, I will ask you to answer." Gin nodded.

Sister Bei asked, "First, I suddenly bought roses for my wife recently." Gin shook her head.

Sister Bei: "Second, I suddenly like to cook for my wife." Gin shook his head again.

Sister Bei: "Third, I suddenly went home early on purpose to watch TV with my wife." Qin Jiu shook his head again.

Sister Bei read again: "If your husband has none of the above three, congratulations, your husband will definitely not love you!"

Gin: "…"

(Thirteen)

"Don't be silly, she loves your money, not you."

"Then why does she love my money instead of other people's money? It's not because she loves me!"

(fourteen)

Jin Jiu and Sister Bei walked to the door of the bank and saw two stone lions.

Gin interrupted Sister Bei who was chattering all the way, "Do you know which of these two stone lions is the male and which is the female?"

Sister Bei: "How would I know this?"

Jinjiu: "I'll tell you the answer, the one who opens his mouth is only the female, and the one who closes his mouth is only the male."

Sister Bei was at a loss: "Why?"

Gin: "Mother talks a lot."

(fifteen)

Sister Bei: "Are you there?"

Gin: "Yeah."

Sister Bei: "I have something to tell you."

Gin: "Yeah."

Sister Bei: "I like you."

Gin: "Yeah."

Sister Bei: "Do you like me?"

Gin: "Yeah."

Sister Bei: "Is this the legendary automatic reply?"

Gin: "No."

(sixteen)

your happiness is the sun in my world

If you are happy, it is the end

If you bloom, the breeze will come

If you cry, wet my heart first

If you smile, the sun will fall

If you are not young, An Ruo Nuan city

If you remember, you will be half warm

If you look back, you will smile

If you leave, you will be forever

If you don't leave, I won't give up

(17)

Love doesn't know where it came from, but it goes deep; hate doesn't know where it goes, and it disappears with a smile

(eighteen)

As long as my hair reaches my waist, it's fine for a teenager to marry me. When your blue silk is upright, you can wear red makeup for ten miles.

But afraid of having long hair reaching his waist, the young man falls in love with others. Waiting for your blue silk to be straight, smiling at Junhuai's smile.

(nineteen)

Hongyan snapped her fingers and was old, and she was young in an instant, and she was reluctant to part with the world, and she couldn't forget each other in the rivers and lakes.

(twenty)

The love is deep and true, how can it be ugly and handsome, thousands of mountains and rivers, hard to follow the king.