Conan: I Am Not a Snake Spirit

"See for yourself!"

Odagiri Min also had a malicious smile on his face, and pressed the play button.

The light in the room dimmed again. This time, there was no ink word 'Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss' appearing or fading, and there was no list of main creators. It was just a simple line of computer typed words - 'Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss'.

The picture is also very simple, white background, blue thin line grid is the floor, dots represent the head on the grid, one line represents the body, two short lines represent the arms, and two long lines represent the black 'small' of the legs. people'.

This time the music cut in very quickly, and as soon as the music started, the figure with lines began to dance flexibly and magically.

With an arm without fingers, turning the wrist can also turn the wrist to create a graceful and beautiful sense of sight, and stepping and turning around are still full of rhythm...

Mori Ran, Conan, Haibara Ai, Suzuki Jirokichi: "..."

It's over, they actually think that a villain with lines is super good-looking when dancing, and the cuteness is not bad, and it is even more brainwashing.

It turns out that it has nothing to do with whether it is a cute girl dancing or not. Brother Fei Chi's choreography is inherently poisonous!

Suzuki Sonoko stared at the dancing villain without blinking, she wanted to understand how the dance steps...

"Dangdangdangdangdangdangdangdang~..."

Suzuki Sonoko: "..."

Damn it, she didn't even understand how the little man's jio moved!

Three minutes passed in a blink of an eye, Oda Kirito didn't bother to turn on the light, and was about to play the next version, "I'll give you..."

"Wait, brother Minya!" Suzuki Sonoko got up anxiously and stopped, "Let me watch it again, it's the version of the line man, I want to find out how that footstep is done!"

"Yeah," Mao Lilan tried to think back, "If I hadn't seen Miss Qianhe and the others dance that kind of dance steps, I couldn't believe that the villain's steps could be realized in reality. It is always very strange, obviously very smooth , but I don’t know how to change the left and right feet.”

"Someday Qianhe will release a slow-moving instructional video," Chi Feichi said, "and put it on the Internet at that time."

"Sonoko, you should just give up," Senyuan Juren smiled gloatingly, "Qianhe watched the video of the line man for more than two hours, but he didn't understand how the line man's dance steps came out. I only figured it out after asking on the phone."

Suzuki Sonoko and Mao Lilan looked forward to seeing Chi Feichi, "Brother Feichi..."

Hui Yuanai, Conan and Suzuki Jirokichi also looked at Chi Feichi.

Curious, what the hell is going on with that?

"Raise your heels and stagger your feet," Chi Feichi said.

quiet.

Suzuki Sonoko waited for a while, and found that there was no more text, a little confused, "No, no?"

"I told Qianhe that, and she understood." Chi Feichi said that Suzuki Sonoko's background was not strong enough.

"It's a bit like an oiran step..." Suzuki Jirokichi recalled, "and some of the movements in the whole dance also appear when geisha perform."

"It's really suitable for Miss Qianhe!" Mao Lilan sighed.

"It was originally prepared for Qianhe. Whether it is the dance of "Geisha" or "The Pure Land of Bliss", Qianhe is easier to practice than others." Oda Kiritoshi also smiled, and played the next video, "This is the video The model is still late..."

The floor is made of a white background with a grid of black lines. On it is a small water dragon mascot of the Manike Group. As the music plays, the little water dragon has a round belly, and its short hands and legs are jumping happily. It is also very standard, looking serious and cute.

"This one is so cute!" Mao Lilan's eyes lit up.

Conan, Haibara Ai, Suzuki Jirokichi: "..."

Watching a little water dragon dance is also so brainwashing? Want to repeat brushing.

Suzuki Sonoko: "..."

hateful! Even a virtual mascot can do this weird dance, she can't.

Look and look, no, no.

After that, there is the pink charmander version of the Field Group, with the same background and the same magical dance steps...

After this version was played, Chi Feichi looked at the time and reminded, "Min Ye, it's almost time. After lunch, the first version of the live-action version will be released at 1 pm. There are still more than ten minutes left. Let's put p-dichlorobenzene version of that one."

In his previous life, he had seen the p-dichlorobenzene version of the Blissful Pure Land dance on Xiaopo Station, so he also moved here.

"Yes, p-dichlorobenzene?" Mao Lilan was a little confused.

Haibara Ai is also confused, the p-dichlorobenzene version of... dance?

Oda Kirito also saw the dull faces of the others, he smiled, and pressed the play button, "Look for yourself."

Familiar music, white background, blue line grid floor, but it is not a line man or a mascot, but a... chemical molecule.

The same flexible dance steps, the overall look is more magical than any previous version.

"Why do I think this is so cute..." Mao Lilan stared blankly at the screen.

Suzuki Jirokichi: "..."

Indeed... cute.

Haibara Ai:"……"

Suddenly happy.

Conan: "..."

Chi Feichi really knows how to play.

Suzuki Sonoko: "..."

Can even dance better than her in p-dichlorobenzene? ? ?

...

Originally decided to go to dinner after reading this paragraph, but a group of people still failed to leave the room after all.

Ask someone to deliver a bento for lunch, and watch the dance videos of various versions while eating.

Cartoon kitten version, English letter 'H' version...

Chi Feichi also negotiated with those old film dealers, and came up with the Gomera version and the Masked Rider version...

Gomeras of all generations stood in a row and danced to the Pure Land of Bliss. The movements were serious but also ugly and cute. The dance steps were flexible and a little playful. The original mighty image of the big monster was completely ruined by a dance.

As for the Kamen Rider version...

Conan couldn't imagine whether the children would find it interesting to see a row of Kamen Riders dancing, or would they feel that the three views collapsed.

"Actually, I have an idea." Chi Feichi put down the lunch box and chopsticks, turned to look at Conan, "Holmes and Watson..."

"Don't do it, don't do it!" Conan jumped up directly.

He didn't want the image of Holmes dancing to the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss to appear in his mind whenever he thought of Holmes in the future!

Chi Feichi could only express regret in his heart, the famous detective could not interfere with him, what he wanted to do was to build a model, but he was worried that it would drive the famous detective crazy and cause some uncontrollable developments, so he reminded Odagiri Min Ye, "Min Ye, it's almost one o'clock in the afternoon."

Oda Kiritoshi also put down the bento box, and operated the computer next to him, checking and uploading the prepared video, "The live version will be released today, the lineman version will be released tomorrow, and the mascot version will be released by the Machi Group and the Field Group. , but it has to be a week later, and then we release the... um... letter H?"

"Those don't matter, but whether or not the Kamen Rider version should be released, we'd better think about it," Senyuan Kikuto smiled helplessly, "The Gomera version is not bad, Gomera itself is a round creature, although It’s a big monster, but it dances cutely, it’s a way to let people see the cute side of a big monster, but Kamen Rider is such a cool image, it’s a bit strange to dance this kind of dance…”

"You can directly say that you are worried that Feichi will be murdered by Kamen Rider's extreme fans one day after the release." Oda Kiritoshi also said venomously.

Chi Feichi looked at Toshiya Odagiri thoughtfully, "You, the president, are more likely to be murdered than me."

He needs to remind Toshiya Odagiri that although he is the producer of the video, the signature on the video is "H". The popularity is very high.

Some extreme fans who feel that their childhood has been ruined can't find him, and they will definitely take Oda Kiritoshi as well.

And he just made videos, whether to publish or not is the company's decision. When it comes to THK, the first thing that comes to mind is the president, Toshiya Odagiri. , no matter the shareholder or the creator H, the weight is not enough.

So to sum up, after the video is released, the chances of Oda Kirito being murdered are actually much higher than him.

Oda Kirito was also taken aback, and realized that he was the most dangerous, "That's why we need to think about it carefully. I think being murdered is more suitable for Chrysanthemums."

Senyuan Chrysanthemum eats melons and eats himself, feeling that he was wronged by being shot, "Hey, hey, the person who has been listed as a suspect twice has no right to accuse me, right?"

Oda Kirito also met Senyuan Chrysanthemum's eyes, they were both startled, looked at Chi Feichi, and silently looked away.

Worse than them are the regulars at the scene of the case, but if they don't have an accident themselves, do you think they are angry?

Chi Feichi looked at the two of them, his calm eyes seemed to be slightly dangerous, "What are you two thinking?"

"That..." Odagiri Min also sweated, scratching his head and said, "I was thinking, the Kamen Rider version should wait for the situation to decide whether to release it or not."

Chrysanthemum Mori made a dry laugh, then turned to look seriously at Toshiya Odagiri, "After that, the English letter H version will be released, are you sure?"

Oda Kirito also touched his chin and struggled, "I think the cartoon kitten version is also good."

Hui Yuanai looked at Chi Feichi, "Brother Feichi, how long will it take to see the p-dichlorobenzene version?"

"If you like it, you can let Min Ye download it for you later, as long as it doesn't spread out in advance." Chi Feichi said.

Hui Yuanai was satisfied, and nodded obediently.

Complain about p-dichlorobenzene? No, no, no, it doesn't matter when it is released, as long as she has what she has, she believes that p-dichlorobenzene is not a competitive organic substance.

In the following time, Oda Kiritoshi also took a group of people to the company for a tour, Suzuki Jirokichi left first, and then Chi Feichi took Haibara Ai to the Mori Detective Agency for dinner...or maybe cooking.

Kogoro Mori played mahjong all afternoon and came home. Seeing the table full of Chinese dishes, the exhaustion on his face was swept away. He put his suit jacket aside with a smile, and sat down at the dining table actively, "Oh, Feichi, again Please come and cook, there are so many delicious dishes, I'm starving to death, let's cook, let's eat..."

If it were different from the past, Mao Lilan would definitely be unhappy with Moori Kogoro's life attitude of "eat enough to eat, eat enough to go out to play", and would complain a few words, but tonight he just frowned and quickly laughed, "Because we are in a good mood, but Dad, you have to wash your hands first."

Um?

Kogoro Moori was taken aback for a moment, then looked up at Mao Lilan who was smiling brightly at him, and then at his apprentice who was sitting aside and looked over calmly...

Well, this kid can ignore it, but isn't my daughter and Conan kid laughing too happily? Even Huiyuan, that indifferent kid, looked at him mockingly, feeling that something was wrong...