Conan: I took over Conan's body

The old man yelled.

"What are you daydreaming about?!"

The old man scolded again.

The fat man also came back to his senses. He looked at the old man in front of him carefully. He was very familiar. This was the old man nearby.

I think his last name is Inoue.

"Hey, you fat otaku, you dare to feed us pig manure, you are really tired of living."

The old man Inoue shouted.

How could the fat man with such a bad temper bear this breath.

Just when he was about to take action, he remembered the crime of intentional injury mentioned by Conan before, and stopped the idea of ​​taking action.

After taking a deep breath, he asked, "Pig manure? When did I give you pig manure?"

The old man Inoue continued to scold, "You are still pretending. Just that dry pot pig intestines, one pound of intestines and two pounds of shit. You must know that my grandson took your takeaway, so you deliberately retaliated."

Although the fat man was a little confused, he still said angrily, "What?! It turned out that you took my takeaway!! "

I was not sure at first, but now I am sure. The old man in front of him didn't expect that he actually admitted it himself.

The old man Inoue didn't believe it at all. He still thought that the fat man was playing dumb.

He was about to continue scolding, but at this time, his stomach was churning, and he quickly turned back and limped away.

When he left, the old man Inoue did not forget to turn back and shouted, "Wait, I will come to settle accounts with you later."

The fat man was about to catch up to argue.

But he saw Conan and Mitsuhiko squatting on the side.

"When did you... come? What did you do? Why did he come to me to expose himself?"

A series of questions came out of the fat man's mouth.

Conan walked up to him with a smile and started talking.

………………

(Half an hour ago)

Conan took the original dry pot pig intestines and placed them at the door of the fat man's house.

Then he hid aside with Mitsuhiko.

In another family,

The child pointed out the window and said, "Grandpa, there is takeout at the door again. I want to eat it. I will go get it again."

The old man Inoue sneered, then touched his grandson's head, "Okay, good grandson, go get it, be careful and keep quiet."

I saw a child walked to the door of the fat man and took the takeout in front of the door quietly.

Mitsuhiko was about to stop him, but was stopped by Conan.

"Why didn't you stop him, Conan?"

Mitsuhiko said with a puzzled face.

"Just watch, he will come to find it himself."

Conan smiled.

Mitsuhiko looked at Conan's smile and felt that he had no idea what he was thinking.

Didn't you buy this food just to lure out the criminal?

Why did you watch the criminal leave? !

Although Mitsuhiko was puzzled, he still followed Conan and hid here.

The child took the takeaway back with a smile on his face, and old man Inoue also smiled.

Old man Inoue took the takeaway and looked at it,

"Let grandpa see what it is, dry pot pig intestines, I haven't eaten it, it looks delicious."

Just as he was about to open it, he saw something written next to it.

"Eh? What else is written here."

He squinted his eyes and looked carefully,

[This takeaway is specially for stray dogs, and it is strictly forbidden for others to eat it. 】

Old man Inoue said disdainfully: "What a joke! Such delicious food, you actually gave it to a dog."

After opening the food box and looking at the full box of pig intestines, old man Inoue and his grandson drooled.

"So much, grandpa!"

The grandson said excitedly.

"Yeah, I made a lot of money this time."

Old man Inoue laughed.

As soon as he finished speaking, he invited his grandson to eat together.

The two picked up the chopsticks.

"Such a spicy pig flavor!!! This guy really knows how to eat, he actually ordered such a rare thing to eat."

Old man Inoue praised while eating.

While he was sighing, his grandson had swept away a pile of large intestines at lightning speed.

"Grandson, leave some for grandpa!!!"

After a while, a large portion of dry pot pig intestines was eaten by the grandfather and grandson until only a little was left.

Just when Old Man Inoue was exclaiming how delicious the large intestine was, he finally found something wrong.

"Why is the large intestine so crunchy inside, and it seems to have a fishy smell!"

Using chopsticks to dig into the large intestine, what is this?

He dug into a few other large intestines, and there was also...

Old Man Inoue had never eaten it, and he didn't know what it was.

Could this be the source of the fishy smell...

It's no use just thinking about it, you'll know after you try it.

Hug

With this thought in mind, the old man Inoue picked out the foreign body from the pig intestine and ate it.

A foul smell rushed straight to his head.

The grandson next to him had not realized the seriousness of the situation and was still sweeping the pig intestines on the plate.

When the old man Inoue reacted, the grandson had already finished eating.

"Could it be that we just ate pig manure..."

I ate in a hurry just now, and I had never eaten it before, so I didn't notice it.

When the old man Inoue thought of this, he was furious and was ready to go and find trouble with the fat man.

But at this time, he suddenly felt his stomach churning and his stomach began to hurt.

Pig feces contain a lot of E. coli, so it is normal to cause diarrhea.

The old man Inoue limped into the toilet, and then he had diarrhea and let himself go.

At this time, the grandson shouted "Grandpa", but the old man Inoue ignored him.

The grandson's stomach also hurt, but there was only one toilet at home.

So he simply took off his pants and solved it on the spot.

It was unknown how long it took before the old man Inoue came out of the toilet.

He only saw his grandson squatting outside the kitchen, vomiting and defecating.

The floor in the kitchen was full of pus, no wonder the grandson ran out.

He was very angry at this time, and without hesitation, he was ready to find the fat man to argue.

When the grandson saw his grandfather coming out, he rushed into the toilet.

……………

(Now)

The fat man laughed after listening to Conan's explanation, "Hahaha, it was his grandson who came to take the pig intestines you put at the door just now, and there was shit in the pig intestines!!!"

Mitsuhiko next to him also laughed so hard that his mouth couldn't close.

There was shit in the pig intestines, so if they stole it, they would have to eat shit!

Conan nodded and said, "Hmm".

The fat man laughed even louder, and his amazing chin turned into three chins, and the fat on his face squeezed his eyes into squinting eyes.

"No wonder he just came and said I fed them pig manure, hahaha!"

Conan was a little scared by the fat man's appearance, but he still kept smiling and said, "I helped you find the criminal, now you can give me the takeaway money."

The fat man smiled happily and said, "No problem, kid."

Just after he finished speaking, he seemed to remember something, "By the way, what is the name of that dish..."

"It's called dry pot pig intestines." Conan said casually.

But suddenly he remembered Mr. Yu who used his own strength to punish the judges with an open conspiracy that year.

The pig intestines that retain the original flavor should not be called dry pot pig intestines...

It should be called...

"You can also call it... Nine-turn large intestines"