Conan: My wife Eri is the best!

"Okay, I'll be right here."

Hearing Concubine Yingli say let him pick her up, Xiao Bai shook his fist hard, sure enough, women are jealous, as long as he throws Yukiko, then Concubine Yingli will definitely be moved by him.

"Dad, don't we have to go home and eat Mom's cooking?"

Xiaolan looked at Xiao Bai, tilted her head, and asked cutely.

Although she didn't hear exactly what was said on the phone, but... She seems to have heard Concubine Yingli say to let her father pick her up, if she is going home for dinner, then she definitely does not need her father to pick her up.

So, it should be eating out, right?

"That's right, baby daughter, our father and daughter escaped again tonight."

Xiao Bai stretched out two hands, pinched Xiao Lan's round face, and then pinched and pulled to both sides....

Resilient.

When Xiao Bai pulled, then let go.

The flesh on Xiao Lan's face instantly rebounded.

“duang duang duang...... ", constantly dancing on the face! It's so much fun.

But Xiao Lan pouted aggrievedly, looked at Xiao Bai with teary eyes and said, "Dad, why are you pinching Xiao Lan's face like this again?" It hurts, don't you know?

"Because Xiaolan is so cute."

Xiao Bai put his hand on Xiaolan's head and rubbed it.

But was beaten off by Xiaolan, "Dad don't rub it, Xiaolan's hairstyle will be messed up by you." Saying

that, he also cut his hairstyle, especially the pointed horn.

This is her Maori Lan logo, it must be straight, crisp and neat, not soft, it looks like a sharp drill.

Looking at Xiaolan, who carefully sorted out her hairstyle, Xiao Bai sighed speechlessly: Alas, a woman, although she is still a little girl, but in the end, she is also a woman, and women will love beauty.

But he didn't expect that Xiaolan would already start to stinky at a young age.

"Okay, don't tidy up, sit down obediently, fasten your seat belt, dad and me, I'm going to drive."

After that, Xiao Bai started the car!

Ten minutes later, Xiao Bai picked up Concubine Yingli and went to the shopping street.

At six o'clock in the evening, Xiao Bai's family of three sat in a pizza shop eating pizza.

At half past six in the evening, the family of three finished eating pizza and began to shop the shopping street.

Concubine Yingli took Xiao Bai's arm and asked, "Honey, where is the beautiful dress you said I wore?" Take me now.

"No problem, I'll take you."

Xiao Bai put his arm around Concubine Yingli's thin waist with one hand, grabbed Xiao Lan's small hand with the other, and walked towards a very satisfactory shop he had seen last night.

I just hope that after Concubine Yingli sees it, she won't be angry.

As for why is Concubine Yingli angry?

"Honey

, you, you..." Concubine Yingli looked at the clothing store in front of her, pointing at Xiao Bai, gritting her teeth, she couldn't speak smoothly when she was angry, "You said that I wear beautiful clothes, is it the clothes in this store?"

Concubine Yingli's gaze just scanned the clothes in the store, and her face was red with shame.

Because this is not a serious clothing store.

This is a sex clothing store.

The clothing inside, the main thing is a transparent hollow fabric less, the key is that the less fabric, the higher the price tag, really a black businessman.

"Yes, any piece of clothing in there, you must look very good in it, and it can fascinate me to death."

Although Xiao Bai knew that his previous words were full of deception, he didn't talk nonsense, just those clothes inside, he just looked at it, and then fantasized in his mind about the picture after Concubine Yingli was replaced, his head was bloodshot and swollen.

Concubine Yingli changed one casually, and he even dared to risk his life to taste a new dish made by Concubine Yingli.

"You, you bastard!"

Concubine Yingli pointed at Xiao Bai and scolded viciously, "Then what do you mean by what you said before, if Yukiko wears it, it will kill you?" Could it be that you have fantasized in your mind about Yukiko changing into those unruly clothes? "

Concubine Yingli is simply furious.

Why didn't I find out before, Xiao Bai can play so well?

"Ah, did I say that? No, right? At

this time, how could Xiao Bai admit that he had said something like that?

Although he did make up his brain, but to say it now, it is looking for death.

"I mean, if you wear this outfit, you will definitely fascinate me to death, I didn't mention Yukiko, Eiri, maybe you heard me wrong, right?"

Xiao Bai looked at Concubine Yingli and explained, "I have such a gentle, kind, virtuous and beautiful wife as you, if I want other women, then am I still human?"

Blackened Xiao Bai said: Human beings have limits, I don't want to be a human anymore.

"Did I really hear me wrong?"

Looking at Xiao Bai's serious appearance, Concubine Yingli also began to wonder if she had heard wrong.

"But even if I heard me wrong, you don't want me to wear those shameless clothes."

Concubine Yingli looked at Xiao Bai with a red face and said.

As a dignified beauty lawyer with a hint of coldness, she will not wear that kind of shameful sex clothes, even if she dies, jumping from here, she will definitely not wear it.

"Don't say that."

Xiao Bai hugged Concubine Yingli and persuaded him with good words, "It's okay to wear some, wear it to me, and I don't want you to wear it to others, we are husband and wife, what's wrong with enhancing the relationship between husband and wife?"

"Hmph, why do I wear that kind of clothes to enhance the relationship between husband and wife?"

Concubine Yingli was held in Xiao Bai's arms, pouted and said, "What's more, those can't be regarded as clothes, exposed to that kind of appearance, the stripper in the stripper shop will wear it like this."

"That's right, you said stripper, then you must not wear anything."

Xiao Bai denied it, "However, that's not important, the important thing is that Yingli, don't you think that in the past two years, our relationship has become weaker?"

"You know, when we first got married, we wanted to stick together twenty-four hours a day, but now what? Even if it's a husband and wife thing, how long have we not done it?

"If this continues, can we still be considered husband and wife?"

"And now, there is something in front of us that can make our relationship more intimate, is it because of your prejudice, we don't use it?"

"Look at them, look at them..."

Xiao Bai pointed to a small couple, a small couple, either holding hands, or a woman holding arms and a man hugging his waist, loving love into heaven (the name of a sex clothing store)

"Look at them, they are younger than you, but they are more daring than you, they all dare to try new things, why don't you dare?" Isn't it just to wear a little more thoroughly, less, and hollow out a little? What's there to be shy about?

"Oh, it's not you who wear it, of course you're not shy?"

Concubine Yingli complained.

Xiao Bai thought that he hadn't heard Concubine Yingli's complaint, and continued

, "You know, Yukiko and Kudo Yusaku are still very affectionate until now, and the relationship is good just like when they first got married."

"I once asked the reason before, Yukiko and me, she just likes to wear this kind of clothes to seduce Kudo Yusaku, so that Kudo Yusaku has always maintained her desire, so the relationship between husband and wife is so good."

"So, Concubine Yingli, the homework is in front of you, can you copy it?"

Concubine Yingli, "???

"Honey, you can't get rid of it this time, can you? You mentioned Yukiko again, is Yukiko your wife or me your wife, you have Kiko one by one, or you go over with Yukiko? "

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