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"Dad, dad, I accidentally poured water on my body when I drank it."

Hearing Xiaolan's voice, Xiao Bai opened the door.

Came to Xiaolan's bedside, looked at Xiaolan's pants and the sheets below, all soaked with water, and said with concern, "Xiaolan, why are you so careless?" Don't drink water in bed next time, you know? "

Children also have self-esteem, so Xiao Bai will definitely not debunk her at this time.

Otherwise, maybe lose your temper and ignore him for three days.

"Uh-huh, I must not drink water in bed next time."

Xiaolan looked at Xiao Bai and nodded vigorously, and her heart was even more joyful, it seems that she lied to her father? Xiaolan is so smart, when she goes to kindergarten next week, she must show off well with the garden.

You know, before Yuanzi told her that she wet the bed, and then her mother found out and was severely spanked.

And she, Maoliland, used her wit to successfully resolve the crisis of bedwetting and was not spanked.

She, Maoriland, awesome!

The same bedwetting, the garden was beaten, but she fooled through.

What is excellent?

This is called excellent!

Mao Lilan smiled happily in his heart, but his face still showed a sad expression, but this girl had not learned acting skills with Yukiko, and this sad expression was not sad at all in Xiao Bai's opinion.

"Dad, so I'm going to take a shower now?"

Mao Lilan quickly climbed down from the bed and said to Xiao Bai.

After all, pee your pants, your pants are wet, and it's uncomfortable to wear.

She wanted to take a shower quickly, wash herself clean, white and tender.

If she keeps wearing wet pants, then she will also become smelly, which is not okay, if she becomes smelly, Dad may not like her.

So, she was going to take a shower and wash herself fragrantly.

"Well, you go take a shower."

Xiao Bai nodded.

Xiaolan went to take a bath.

As soon as Xiaolan left, Concubine Yingli walked in.

He turned to Xiao Bai and asked, "Honey, what happened?" "

Your baby wets the bed."

Faced with Concubine Yingli's question, Xiao Bai pointed to the wet sheets and said to Concubine Yingli, "However, don't debunk her, just now she told me that she accidentally poured water on the bed."

"Xiaolan, this girl? How can this be? Hearing

Xiao Bai's words, Concubine Yingli frowned, "Bedwetting is okay, after all, only five years old, sometimes it is not incomprehensible that she can't control it, but she actually lies?" Obviously it was bedwetting and actually said that he accidentally poured water on the bed?

"Who the hell taught this girl to lie?"

Concubine Yingli's gaze stared at Xiao Bai deadly.

Xiao Bai was stared at by Concubine Yingli, and was also speechless, "Yingli, what kind of eyes are you?" You don't want to wronged me, I taught her to lie, did you?

"How else?"

Concubine Yingli pouted and said, "It is impossible for kindergarten to teach Xiaolan to lie, and I didn't teach Xiaolan to lie, so who else will teach Xiaolan to lie except you, who is a father?"

For some reason, the appearance of Kudo Shinichi appeared in Xiao Bai's mind.

Wow, it wouldn't have been taught by that bad boy, would it?

No, no, no, it should be innate.

Xiao Bai thought like this, after all, does lying need to be taught?

Shouldn't it be needed?

People will avoid evil, Xiaolan even if she is a child, should be, in Xiaolan's little head, should think that if you say that you wet the bed, you will be trained, and you may even be spanked.

What little kid likes to be spanked?

No.

So, in order not to be spanked, what to do?

That is, I can't admit that I wet the bed.

Therefore, the witty Xiaolan made an excuse that she accidentally poured water on the bed.

In this regard, Xiao Bai saw Xiaolan's wit.

Concubine Yingli saw that Xiaolan did not learn well at a young age and learned to lie.

Sure enough, different people can see different angles of the same thing.

"No, Xiaolan learned to lie at such a young age, if I don't correct her, what will become of her in the future?"

Thinking that Xiaolan might become a bad girl in the future, Concubine Yingli was anxious, "I'll go to her, press her on her thighs, and spank her hard to let her know that lying is wrong." "

Don't, you."

Xiao Bai quickly stretched out his hand and put his arm around Concubine Yingli's waist, holding Concubine Yingli in his arms, preventing her from finding Xiaolan.

"What do you do? Let go!

Concubine Yingli struggled in Xiao Bai's arms for a while, and without struggling away, she opened her mouth to let Xiao Bai let go.

"I'm not loose."

Xiao Bai's hand holding Concubine Yingli tightened again, and his fingers interlocked, "You really are, can you hit Xiaolan without moving?" You hit her last night, and today again? Do you really want Xiaolan to change her mother?

"How old is Xiaolan?" Bedwetting is not a big deal, even if it is a lie, although this is not right, but Xiaolan said this in order to protect herself from being beaten, I think it's completely fine, now in this society, honest people are very disadvantageous, you don't want Xiaolan to be honest all the time, and then grow up and be deceived by a yellow-haired with a smooth tongue, right?

"Hmph, just spoil her."

Concubine Yingli leaned back into Xiao Bai's arms, grabbed Xiao Bai's palms against her stomach with both hands, and said angrily, "Then you are not afraid that Xiaolan will lie at a young age and become a bad girl when she grows up?"

"She dare?"

Xiao Bai also lost his temper, and his voice became louder, "If she dares to become a bad girl, I will personally press her on her thigh and pump her ass."

"Huh, do you think I'll believe it?"

Concubine Yingli gave Xiao Bai a blank look, with Xiao Bai's favor for Xiaolan, Concubine Yingli felt that if there really was a day, Xiao Bai would not smoke Xiaolan even if he smoked his mouth.

Instead, he will self-PUA, and say while pumping his mouth, "It's all to blame you for not teaching your daughter well, it's all blamed for not teaching your daughter well, and letting your daughter become a bad girl, you really damn it." "

Okay, okay, don't hug, I won't hit your baby daughter anymore, you let go."

Concubine Yingli patted the back of Xiao Bai's hand and said.

"I'm not loose."

"Is it? That baby daughter wets the bed sheets, you wash her?

Concubine Yingli turned her head and looked at Xiao Bai with a smile on her face and said.

Xiao Bai immediately let go, "Ahem, what, you still wash her." "

Hmph."

Hearing Xiao Bai's words, Concubine Yingli snorted coldly, "What do you mean by this?" Can't you wash? You washed it and suffered, didn't you?

"No, I mean, the male protagonist and the female protagonist are inside, and the affairs at home must be handled by you, I can't get over it, this is the rule!"

Xiao Bai is a serious nonsense!

"Who sets the rules? When did our family have this rule?

Concubine Yingli looked at Xiao Bai and questioned.

"Hmm~ just decided."

Xiao Bai replied.

"Well, the rules were specially set for me?"

Concubine Yingli rolled her eyes and punched Xiao Bai's chest with a small fist, "Just bully me!" "

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