Conan: My wife Eri is the best!

"What's moving? Husband, what did you do in the bathroom? Did I just hear the sound of something shattering? What did you break? Brush your teeth in a cup?

Concubine Yingli's voice came from outside.

Xiao Bai looked at his masterpiece on the wall and didn't know how to explain it.

After thinking about it, he still answered truthfully, "Wife, the quality of the tile you bought is so poor, it actually broke itself, fortunately I stood far away, otherwise, the fragments that splashed when it was broken almost scratched me." "

The tile broke on its own?"

Concubine Yingli's voice was obviously filled with doubt, can the tile still break by itself?

It's like hearing that a girl who hasn't had sex with a man is pregnant.

She had heard of the tile cracking, but it shattered, and that was too much!

However, when Fei Mi walked into the bathroom and saw the exploded tiles and shattered debris, she chose to believe it.

Then, he called the original decoration company on the spot and directly scolded, "What kind of decoration company are you?" What kind of broken quality tile was given to our house, and that tile actually exploded by itself, and my husband was almost injured because of it, you know? Believe it or not, I complained to you and told you that I, Fei Yingli, am a lawyer and like litigates the most. When

the employees of the decoration company on the opposite side heard Fei Yingli's words, they only hated that they were not at the scene, otherwise, they would definitely give Concubine Yingli a ninety degree bow on the spot.

However, although the person is not at the scene, but on the phone, the other party is still very good to talk, first apologize to Fei Yingli, and then assure Fei Yingli, immediately send employees to check, if it is determined that it is a problem of decoration quality, they are willing to compensate for the loss and help renovate for free.

Xiao Bai was standing next to Concubine Yingli, so he could hear what the employees of the decoration company said.

Therefore, he apologized to the other party in his heart, well, that's it.

After all, you can't let him tell the truth, saying that he deliberately accidentally smashed it with his fist, right?

If you really want to say this, people have to believe it.

Can a human fist shatter a wall?

If you don't see it with your own eyes, who will believe it?

Although this is the anime world, most people still talk about science, and only a small number of people who have a relationship with Ke Xue do not talk about science, such as Maori Lan fisting power poles, such as Kyogoku real hand grabbing bullets, etc., which is a special case.

Just like Doraemon World, everyone is not surprised to see Doraemon, but to see other talking cats, I am afraid that they will be directly scared to death.

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"Get up, little slacker!"

After Xiao Bai finished washing, he came to Mao Lilan's room.

Prepare to call the little girl to get up.

Looking at Mao Lilan, who was still lying on the big bed and sleeping soundly, Xiao Bai suddenly thought and was ready to tease his baby daughter.

Thinking about it, he appeared on the side of Mao Lilan's bed, bent over, naughtily stretched out two fingers, and then pinched Mao Lilan's cute little nose accurately, the

first time I saw such a cute girl, or my own daughter, it would be a pity not to bully and bully.

Also, Xiaolan is so cute, she will cry for a long time when she punches, right?

Xiao Bai thought guiltily!

Mauriland, "..."

She fell asleep and found that her breathing was getting harder and harder, and then she was awakened.

When she woke up and opened her eyes, she saw her father pinching her little nose.

No wonder it's hard to breathe.

Thinking of this, Mao Lilan immediately became angry.

Looking at Xiao Bai, who was still pinching her nose, she quickly took her arm out of the bed, and then clenched her hands into fists, and beat Xiao Bai's arm fiercely with her egg-sized small fist, "Bad dad, bad dad, bully Xiaolan, Xiaolan hit you, hit you, stick and club..."

Xiao Lan's small fist punched Xiao Bai's arm hard, but Xiao Bai didn't feel it at all.

Only the sound of the stick that came from the blow told him that he was indeed being beaten.

The physique has increased tenfold, and Xiaolan has not grown into the future Super Lan, and this small fist punch is like a massage for Xiao Bai.

Even, Xiao Bai wanted Xiao Lan to use some force, because the force was too light, and this massage was not comfortable.

The play was also playing, Xiao Bai released the fingers that pinched Xiaolan's nose, otherwise he pinched something wrong, and it was he who was distressed.

After releasing the hand that pinched Xiaolan's nose, Xiao Bai took Xiaolan out of the bed and raised it high...

"Wow, fun, fun."

Who knows, as soon as he lifted Xiaolan high, Xiaolan was very excited.

Wave your hands over your head and giggle and say it's fun.

"Is it? Since it's so fun, then good baby, do you want something more exciting?

Xiao Bai suddenly thought of a bad idea.

However, Xiaolan obviously did not know that her bad father wanted to tease her again.

So happily raised his hand and shouted, "Okay, okay, dad, let's have something more exciting, it must be more fun, right?"

"Of course, the more exciting the fun."

Xiao Bai said with certainty.

"Then I'm going to play, I'm going to play..."

Xiaolan shouted waving her palms.

The next moment....

She let out an even more violent yell, but from the previous shout of surprise and happiness to a scream of horror.

"Ah, don't, don't, daddy... I don't want to play anymore. "

That's right.

Xiao Bai held Xiaolan, slightly forced, threw it directly into the air, and then decisively let go of his hand, Xiaolan was thrown to the ceiling like this, and then quickly fell free.

The point is that when Xiaolan fell, Xiao Bai did not reach out and hug her for the first time.

Instead, when Xiaolan was about to fall to the ground, he made an emergency move and held Xiaolan in his arms.

At this moment, it was like the feeling of falling from a high altitude, which instantly scared Xiaolan to cry.

"Woo-woo, dad, don't want it, Xiaolan don't play, it's so scary, woo-woo..." Xiaolan

was held by Xiao Bai in her arms, and tears kept flowing down.

At first glance, it looks scared enough.

"Maori Kogoro, what did you do to make Ran cry so badly?"

Concubine Yingli suddenly appeared in Xiaolan's room, watching Xiaolan crying, her heart was about to melt away, and she cursed at Xiao Bai.

Then took Xiaolan from Xiao Bai's arms, held it in his arms, patted Xiaolan's back and asked, "Don't cry, don't cry, my family Xiaolan is a good baby, and a good baby doesn't cry."

Under the comfort of Concubine Yingli, Xiaolan also slowly stopped crying.

Then he complained to Concubine Yingli, "Mom, mom, dad is bad, he threw me high and let me fall, almost Xiaolan fell to the ground and died." At that time, the mother will not have such a cute daughter as Xiaolan. Listening

to Xiaolan's explanation, Concubine Yingli croaked her teeth at Xiao Bai, as if to say, you bastard, look at the good things you have done, your daughter is still so young, you play like this?

What if I break my daughter?

Even if it is not broken, what if it scares out of the psychological shadow?

However, when she heard Xiaolan's last sentence, saying that if she fell to her death, she would not have such a cute daughter, Concubine Yingli almost laughed, which was too cute.

Although she knew she shouldn't laugh, it was really funny.

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