Conan: Someone is always trying to murder me

"Dr. A Li, Dr. A Li..."

As soon as he entered the living room, Kishida saw Dr. Agasa sleeping soundly on the computer table. He couldn't help but walked over and gently shook his fat body. However, the effect was minimal. The doctor still slept as deeply as a dead pig. If it weren't for the slight rise and fall of his chest, Kishida almost felt that he was really dead.

But as a person in the fat nerd world, the doctor doesn't snore when sleeping? No wonder a shrewd person like Haiyuan thought Dr. Ali had passed away after seeing him sleeping and pouring a bottle of tomato juice on the table.

"Stop screaming. You can't wake up the doctor with conventional methods like yours. He doesn't snore when he sleeps, which proves that he sleeps soundly and deeply." Haiyuan followed in and shook his head when he saw this scene. Head, explained with a chuckle.

"So you can wake up the doctor?" Kishida heard the implication and understood that the doctor only didn't snore at certain times.

"Why do you want to wake up the doctor? Could it be that you want him to accompany you to analyze the membrane in your pocket?"

Haiyuan looked at him warily, but did not comment on Kishida's question.

"How is that possible? It's almost time now. I won't do such a thing. After all, I'm not a devil... Well, I really can't wait to discuss something with the doctor. Anyway, you are responsible for calling Just wake up the doctor, and even if he wants to sleep, he won't lie here and sleep all night, right?"

Just when Kishida was about to fool him casually, Haibara rolled his eyes. The corners of his mouth curled up in a graceful arc. However, seeing that the contempt in Haibara's eyes became thicker, he could only change the topic and answer honestly.

There is no way! After three days of getting along during their trip to Izu, the two sisters are now becoming more and more aware of who they are as people. No matter how true or nonsense they say, they first rely on their pure sixth sense to judge the authenticity of their words.

"Ha!" Haibara sneered but didn't refute. Kishida was right. No matter what, she couldn't let Dr. Ari lie down here to sleep all night. Not only would he catch a cold easily, but he would also have backache when he wakes up tomorrow. After all, He is older. Of course, staying up all night is also impossible!

With this thought in her mind, she walked up to Dr. Ali with her little hands behind her back and called softly: "Doctor, it's time to get up and eat. I made your favorite fried chicken nuggets."

As soon as she finished speaking, a magical scene appeared! Dr. A Li stood up for a moment... Well, he still didn't move at all, not even his breathing changed at all.

Haiyuan:? ? ?

"Wow! Is this what you call unconventional means?! It's really amazing! Hahaha~~"

Upon seeing this, Kishida opened his mouth slightly and looked at Haibara with admiration. After saying this, he laughed, causing a blush to appear on the dazed Haibara's delicate little face.

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Ahhhh, I am embarrassed in front of this guy again! Damn it, why didn’t it work this time? I had always woken up Dr. Ali like this before, and then every time, didn’t he wake up immediately and yell for food?

Haiyuan was a little crazy inside, especially when she saw Kishida's face with no concealed ridicule, she was so angry that she wanted to step on his big feet!

"Oh, it seems your method doesn't work either~~"

Kishida mentally estimated the critical point of the angry Haibara's outburst, and suppressed the smile on his face. He didn't want to completely piss her off.

Otherwise, the chili powder from last time was not as simple as being in his hands, but might have appeared in his underwear unnoticed. Think about what it would feel like if this really happened. It was so sour that he probably could only sigh up to the sky and shout: Hot chicken! !

"Heh, it usually works pretty well. I don't know why today... it's not right! Huh~huh~~"

Haiyuan straightened her face to make herself look more serious, to cover up her embarrassment, and then she defended herself. However, before she finished speaking, she suddenly narrowed her eyes as if she thought of something, and saw her twitching her small straight nose. , sniffing back and forth on Dr. Ali's body, looking like a cute little dog.

"What are you doing? Your little head is wattled?" Kishida asked in a funny yet confused tone.

"Doctor's body seems to smell like barbecue and fried chicken...I see. No wonder he didn't wake up. He must have eaten too much..."

Haiyuanxu stared helplessly at Dr. Ali, who was sleeping like a dead pig.

I strictly controlled the doctor's diet every day. He was hungry a little bit, but it was also for the sake of the doctor's health. The result was good. As soon as he was not around, he immediately went to eat a big meal secretly. And Doctor, he hasn’t even taken a bath yet! !

"Do you have a dog's nose? Your nose is more sensitive than mine? Can you smell the smell of barbecue? No, Dr. Ali didn't take a shower?"

Kishida looked at her in astonishment, and then his focus suddenly shifted again, and he tacitly connected with the thoughts in Haibara's mind.

"Huh?! Did you take the doctor to eat?"

Haibara noticed the key point from Kishida's words, and Haibara-chan's eyes became sharp.

"Isn't this what I promised the doctor last time in the hospital? And hasn't it already been approved by you?"

Kishida spread his hands to show that he was innocent.

"Hmph, I won't do it next time!"

Haiyuan snorted coldly, then remembered that such a thing was indeed the case, and ordered with a softened expression.

"OK, OK! Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that when we ate at the restaurant, we only ordered barbecue and not any fried chicken, so...well, you know!"

Kishida nodded repeatedly, indicating that he was just fulfilling his promise. But in the end, he dug a small hole and planned to harm Dr. Ali.

Sure enough, Haiyuan's temporarily calm expression became serious again!

Kishida was very satisfied. From the look on Haibara's face, he could predict that Dr. Agasa would only have to eat bad things in the future.

"Back to the subject, how are we going to wake him up now? Or should we just use violence?"

Kishida observed three seconds of silence for Dr. Agasa before bringing the topic back.

"Violent means?"

"Well, for example, put a loudspeaker next to his ears, or take out your special chili powder and apply it on his nose, or even use electricity..." Kishida gave an example while counting his fingers. Every time he cracked his fingers, Haiyuan's eyelids twitched.

"Doctor, did you offend you today?"

Haiyuan suddenly interrupted his eloquent words.

"Uh, no!" Kishida shook his head.

"Then call Edogawa and cooperate with me to move the doctor to his bedroom!"

Haiyuan rolled his eyes and lost his temper. The chair Dr. Ali was sitting on had wheels, so she pushed him to the bedroom and then moved him up and put him on the bed. She thought it was still feasible with the three of them.

"Huh? I still want to..."

"Finish moving early and go to bed early!"

"I plan to stay up all night..."

"Finish moving early and go to bed early! Staying up late will cause endocrine disorders, dull skin, reduced immunity, and most importantly, staying up late will cause hair loss!!"

The repeater Haibara didn't give Kishida a chance to speak. She imitated him and counted the dangers of staying up late on her fingers. At the end of the sentence, her expression was very solemn.

"Don't you often stay up...?"

"In short, don't stay up late! Otherwise, I will tell my sister, and for your future meals, we will make them for you according to Dr. Ali!" Haiyuan used his final trump card.

"Hi~ So cruel!" Kishida took a breath, and as expected, it stopped.

"Where's Edogawa? Ha~"

Seeing that Kishida stopped making trouble, Haihara searched for Conan in the living room, wanting him to do hard work together, but he saw Conan bent over, sitting on the sofa in a daze, mumbling something, but he didn't know what he was mumbling.

"Another worry-free one..."

Hui Yuan stared blankly, curled his lips and said, planning to walk over.

"Let him be alone! I can move Dr. Ari by myself!"

Kishida quickly stopped her and prevented her from disturbing Conan.

"You? Okay?" Haiyuan looked at him up and down and said suspiciously.

"Tsk, never say that he can't do it in front of a man! Men can't say that they can't do it! As for whether I can do it? Hehe, when you are here, I feel full of strength!"

Kishida stretched out his arms, exposed his biceps, and performed a standard bodybuilder action.

"...Pervert, aren't you afraid that I will tell my sister that you molested me?"

Haiyuan was silent for a moment, letting his twitching face calm down, and then he held his forehead and said helplessly.

"Huh?! Teasing you? When did I...pop!"

Kishida was shocked when he heard this. After thinking for a moment, he couldn't help but slap himself lightly.

My words seem to be very ambiguous, a bit like the words of tiger and wolf...