Conan: Someone is always trying to murder me

"Mr. Kishida, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?"

Officer Sato couldn't help but feel a little strange when he saw that Kishida's face immediately turned gloomy after hearing his answer. He gritted his teeth and said nothing. Does Mr. Kishida have such a big opinion against gay lovers? Otherwise, why weren’t I as angry as I am now when I read text messages?

"I'm fine, I just want something to happen to that blaster!"

Kishida replied angrily.

"Uh...Mr. Kishida, Officer Megure said before he came here that he probably won't let you see him in this life."

Takagi scratched his head and answered from the side.

"Oh? He was sentenced to life imprisonment?" Kishida asked curiously.

"We still have to wait for the court's decision for details, but it should be about the same!"

Officer Sato took over the conversation again.

"So, Officer Megure said that if you want to see him, you have to go to jail too... Ha~haha~"

Takagi continued to tease, but before he finished speaking, Mingmei glared at him, and she could only swallow the words with a dry smile.

"Just go to jail. It's too unfree. I'm not old enough yet, and I just got a gentle and virtuous girlfriend. If I don't show some kindness, why don't I go to jail and throw soap away?"

Kishida rolled his eyes. He was a good, law-abiding citizen, how could he go to jail?

What's up with throwing soap into jail?

Officer Sato muttered in his heart. He didn’t know what he meant, but he could still hear Kishida’s determination not to go to jail. He nodded appreciatively and said:

"Officer Megure will be very pleased to know. In fact, to be honest, we are all afraid that one day we will need to arrest ourselves...ahem! Anyway, Mr. Kishida, you need to think twice before doing anything in the future. After all, you You’re not alone now, are you?”

While speaking, Officer Sato coughed in embarrassment and looked at Kishida and Akemi seriously. She was about eight years older than Kishida, and she was a just police officer. She admired Kishida very much and had a good impression of him, but she couldn't stand some of his bad behaviors, so she used the name of police officer Megure to sincerely advise him. .

After all, she had witnessed the confrontation between Kishida and Akai Shuichi just now. Although she didn't know exactly what happened, if Kishida did this, sooner or later something that no one wanted to see would happen.

"Oh, Officer Sato, you are not alone anymore, right? You two have to speak one after another, for fear that others will not know that you are a couple."

Kishida said noncommittally to Officer Sato, his eyes flickered back and forth between Takagi and Officer Sato, and the conversation changed, so he changed the subject and joked.

"Hey hey hey~"

Takagi smiled happily when he heard this.

"No, we are not..."

However, Officer Sato, who was being teased by Kishida, blushed and shook his head in denial. When he saw Takagi still giggling, he was so angry that he couldn't help but stretched out his hand and pinched and twisted the soft flesh of his waist with two fingers.

"Hiss~~" Takagi took a breath of air.

"Do you two want to debut as cross talk actors or comedians?"

Kishida touched the non-existent cold sweat on his head and complained helplessly.

Because from the corner of his eye, he saw Mingmei next to him, watching with interest Officer Sato pinching the soft flesh on Takagi's waist. From time to time, he would also cast his eyes on the soft flesh on his own waist, with a thoughtful look in his eyes.

"Ahem! By the way, Officer Takagi, why did you send a text message but not call me?"

Kishida cleared his throat. In order to prevent the gentle Akemi from learning this trick and using it against him, he smiled dryly and forcefully changed the subject casually.

"Huh? Mr. Kishida, didn't you tell me last night that you hated me calling you? You also told me to remember not to call you unless it was an urgent matter, and just let me send you a text message directly. ....."

Although Officer Sato had already let go, Takagi still grinned in pain while explaining in confusion.

Oops! It’s over!

Kishida shouted in his heart that he was in trouble. Takagi didn't know why he said such things, but Akemi knew it very well!

She glanced at Akemi from the corner of her eye, and sure enough, with her face covered in black lines, she looked at the soft flesh around Kishida's waist, and she was already a little eager to try it!

No, we can’t sit still and wait for death!

Kishida rolled his eyes and immediately pointed at Officer Takagi and complained:

"I know I said this, but I said it was an urgent matter. Isn't this the case!? Really! As a police officer, Officer Takagi, you can't even have this kind of judgment ability!"

"Ah!? This..." Takagi was speechless.

You are just messing around!

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"Haha, how dare you blame Officer Takagi if you didn't explain yourself clearly!"

Mingmei curled her lips and said dissatisfiedly.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

The honest man Takagi heard this and was so moved that he nodded frequently.

"Ah!? What's going on? You actually spoke for him instead of me!?"

Kishida's eyes widened and he looked at Akemi with shock and disappointment on his face.

"I, I, I just, just..."

Mingmei was a little panicked. She wanted to explain but didn't know how. She felt like she had done something wrong but didn't feel it. It was very wrong and her words were incoherent.

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"snort!"

Kishida curled his lips. He didn't sleep well last night. In addition, he had been electrocuted for a while, so he didn't need to pretend, and he was also extremely depressed.

"Hey, I was wrong, isn't that okay..."

Amei thought of how he had chosen to self-harm in order to vent his anger, so she sighed and took his hand to please him. But she always felt that something was wrong in her heart!

"Okay, don't do this again next time! We should work together on this point of external affairs."

Kishida nodded seriously, but he couldn't stop laughing in his heart.

OK! It's done! Perfect!

The host is the guest!!!

"No!"

Perhaps Kishida was too arrogant and made God feel bad, or maybe Kishida's acting skills were not good enough, the slight arc of the corner of his mouth betrayed him directly, Mingmei suddenly realized that something was wrong, and looked at Kishida with a smile on her face.

"........"

Kishida's eyelids jumped, and he subconsciously took a step back.

"Okay, you actually teased me!"

Amei glanced at Kishida's waist and showed a dangerous smile on her face. Learning and using it now, um, it's pretty good!

"Wait a minute! Let's talk it over, I'm very weak now!"

"......."

Oh, women~~

Seeing that Akemi didn't dare to make a move, Kishida showed a smug smile on her face. Officer Sato, who was also a woman, shook her head slightly, feeling very emotional. She glanced at Officer Takagi, who was grinning and looking dazed, with satisfaction.

It's still better to have your own man. Although he is a little confused, he is very honest and won't play so many tricks...

"Hehe~"

Looking at his girlfriend who was confirmed to be in a relationship, Takagi scratched his ears shyly, with a happy smile on his face.

"It's great! There are so many couples, when can I find my true love~~"

As a single dog, Saki Nishitani looked at Kishida with envy on her face and murmured subconsciously.

"Doctor Shinide.....Alas!"

Hiroshi Homoto also murmured with envy on his face, his tone was very frustrated. She has someone she likes, but she knows that he is not her Mr. Right, because he doesn't like her...

"Dingwu, Dingwu!"

Some are happy while others are sad. Along with the joys and sorrows of the crowd, the police from the explosive disposal team came...

PS1: Thank you very much for your support, Lazy Fish thanks you! Thanks (ω) There will be another chapter in the early morning, go for it!

PS2: Book recommendation, traded with a writer friend py, "I am God in the Chat Group of All Heavens and All Worlds", Synopsis: Li Qiuxian died unexpectedly, and woke up again, and found that he was originally an original evil god, and happened to become the group leader of the chat group of all heavens and all worlds.