Conan: Someone is always trying to murder me

Just like a husky that accidentally entered a wolf pack, a single dog went to the cinema alone on the day of Qixi Festival to watch a movie, and the seat chosen was in the middle. Xiaolan and Sonoko's mood at this moment was probably...

Super embarrassing!

Especially when they were holding hands now.

"What's so embarrassing about this? Just walk in naturally. There is no rule that non-couples cannot enter here."

Kishida glanced at the two blushing people and said unhappily.

"But..."

"If you look carefully, not all couples here..."

A relatively cold tone came out of Huiyuan's mouth, making Xiaolan swallow the words she had not yet said.

"Huh!? It seems to be true!"

Sonoko carefully scanned the scene in front of her and really found that there was indeed a male single dog at the four o'clock and eight o'clock directions, each wandering back and forth in its own small territory, as if patrolling something.

"Not only that, if you look carefully, you will find that not all of these couples are real couples."

Kishida added at the right time.

"Ah?!"

Xiaolan was shocked, her eyes flickered, and she couldn't see those fake couples.

"Look at the ten o'clock direction, the couple, although their behavior is very intimate, but their movements are very obvious, very awkward and unnatural."

Kishida pointed in the direction with his mouth and indicated.

"It is possible that they just started to get together! Otherwise, why would they come here to pretend to be a couple!"

Sonoko looked for a while and pouted her lips to refute.

"Maybe it's because couples can get discounts? For people with difficult living conditions, this is still very tempting!" Mingmei replied uncertainly.

"It is very tempting! Anyway, it's normal to find a guy who is equally poor and familiar to team up with him by behaving intimately!"

Kishida stared at Sonoko helplessly for a while, explaining in an orderly manner, with a very affirmative tone.

It's true that a rich lady doesn't understand the hardships of life!

Of course, Sonoko is at least much better than many other ladies who don't care about the world, and as long as she lets down her bangs, she is still a real beauty...

Suddenly, Kishida suddenly remembered a sentence he saw on the Internet in his previous life.

If you meet a good person, you should get married first, and if you meet a noble person, you should start a career first!

And Kyogoku Makoto met a rich woman like Sonoko, and he would definitely get married and start a career, and he would have saved several lifetimes of struggle!

It's a pity that Sonoko is still a flower maniac!

For a vinegar master like Kyogoku Makoto, he may occasionally have a little allergy in his daily life...

"I always feel that you are thinking about something rude! And why are you so familiar with this kind of cheating?"

Under Kishida's strange gaze, Sonoko said suspiciously.

"How can the poor be considered cheating! Okay, let's not waste any more time talking, let's go in!"

Kishida glared at Sonoko in dissatisfaction, and then stopped talking nonsense with her, and took Akemi and Huihara to walk into Moriyama Kyuichi Hall first.

Humph, come in or not! Do you want me to tell you that I have done the same thing before! ?

That time was a half-price buffet for couples........

Sonoko and Xiaolan looked at each other, and finally gritted their teeth, stopped being pretentious, and followed in.

After walking a few steps, the atmosphere suddenly became really different. It was just an objective feeling just now, but now it really felt a different atmosphere. At this time, whether it was true or false, whether it was a man or a woman, the atmosphere in Kyuichi Hall was indeed full of ambiguity and hormones.

And, the aura of being poor and lonely...

"Two beautiful ladies, do you want to team up together? There is a mall event here. As long as you pretend to be a couple, you can get a discount and a box of tissues..."

When Kishida and others passed by the male bachelor, the young boy with bleached clothes had his eyes lit up and a smile on his face. Then he immediately came over and aimed at Sonoko and Xiaolan who separated their hands after entering.

".....No, no need!"

Sonoko was stunned, and then cast her eyes on Kishida, her eyes clearly showing.

Oh my God, there really is such a person!

The young boy immediately set his eyes on Xiaolan alone.

"Sorry! I just came to see you casually!"

Xiaolan hurriedly shook her head in embarrassment.

"Is that so? Sorry, I disturbed you."

The young boy's eyes dimmed, but he didn't pester him. After all, if the other party didn't need it, he couldn't pretend to be intimate with him as a couple for nothing and sacrifice for his common prosperity!

I don't look as handsome as the handsome guy next to these two beautiful ladies...

"Actually, you can team up with that guy!"

As the boy did not pester him unexpectedly, Kishida kindly pointed to the male single dog who was also wandering not far away.

"(⊙o⊙)...Isn't this bad?"

The boy was stunned when he heard this, and obviously had never thought of this method. He muttered after he reacted.

"What's wrong with it? It's to save money, not shabby~~"

Kishida suppressed his laughter and persuaded him in a very sincere tone.

"This..." The boy seemed a little tempted.

"Hehe, this method doesn't work!"

Huiyuan, who had been silent all this time, suddenly shook his head and said suddenly.

"Um?!"

"Look at what he is wearing. If you read it correctly, it should be Cerruti. People who can afford this brand of clothes are unlikely to agree to save money."

Haiyuan explained lightly.

"I can afford it! But if necessary, I don't mind!"

Kishida pointed at himself and retorted jokingly.

Humph, soulless! Do you think everyone is as shameless as you?

(￢_￢)

Haibara glanced at Kishida sideways expressionlessly.

"Well, it seems that the other party is probably very idle and took this opportunity to come here to hunt for beauty."

Kishida spread his hands and gave the boy a helpless expression, then stopped staying and led Mingmei into Jiuritang.

Not to mention, the idea of ​​coming here to pick up girls is not to poke the needle! He approaches a girl in the name of getting a discount, but she wears brand-name clothes, and anyone with a discerning eye will notice.

Hey, isn't this guy doing that just for that? And those who still agree with this idea don’t have to think about it, it’s done!

And then he agreed even though he couldn't tell, well, wouldn't it be easier to cheat~~

As for those who don’t agree, there’s nothing to lose! And the screening is super fast, which is much more fun than going to the bar and waiting to pick up the corpse, or using tricks to make other girls wary by using bad words, or inviting other girls to drink.

It’s normal for rich people to occasionally change the same tricks and flavors!

Kishida couldn't help but give a thumbs up to his idea.

Therefore, when he thought he was humorous and explained the intentions of the rich man to Mingmei and Yuanzi in a clear and logical manner, Mingmei, whose face was filled with black lines, suddenly stopped.

"...Junior, tell me honestly, why do you know so much about everything inside!?"

Staring at Kishida's side face, Mingmei asked in a faint tone. The hand holding his arm couldn't help but let go, and then wrapped around his waist. Her green fingers were ready to pinch him if he had any disagreement.

"Needless to say, Brother Kishida must have done this before!"

Yuanzi added with "disapproval".

"Don't talk nonsense, I haven't eaten pork before, why don't I see a pig running! Huh? That's..."

Kishida turned his head and glared at Sonoko fiercely, while explaining, but the moment he turned his head, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a somewhat familiar voice.

That's not right. It shouldn't be said that we are familiar with each other. After all, we only met once today...

"What's wrong?"

Mingmei followed his gaze curiously.

"Sister Qinami, Brother Kishida wants to change the subject!"

Seeing this, Sonoko thought she had seen through the truth, muttering in an attempt to divert Akemi's attention again, but she couldn't help but follow Kishida's gaze.

"Isn't this the woman just now..."