Conan: Someone is always trying to murder me

"Catch the criminals? Isn't this the same as wiping their butts?"

Kishida pouted and teased.

"Hurry up and finish your breakfast, then come to the Metropolitan Police Department!! Dududu~~"

Following an angry roar from Officer Megure, the call was immediately hung up.

"Tsk, tsk, this is touching a sore spot!"

Kishida narrowed his eyes slightly, smacked his mouth, looked at the computer and muttered.

With so many complicated things happening, for a just police officer like Officer Megure, it’s like drinking too much beer and eating too much seafood at the same time. With this gout meal, he will inevitably suffer from the disease. He had gout, and then he touched his feet like this, and his whole body became even worse.

"Oh~~Should I speak more tactfully, so as not to let down the good intentions of Officer Megure!"

With a sigh, Kishida turned off the computer. After reflecting on himself for a second, he stood up from the chair and walked to the dining table.

Too bad!

So much trouble! There are still many unfinished plans today!

His head hurt a little, Kishida rubbed his temples and glanced at the food on the table in front of him out of the corner of his eye.

However, no matter what, the world is not as big as eating!

"This is the soul of the cook!"

After complaining to himself, Kishida picked up the slightly cold rice bowl and was about to pick up the grilled fish with chopsticks.

"Ling ring ring~~"

The cell phone rang again at an inappropriate time.

"Hey! Can you still let me eat well!" (╬￣Van￣) convex

The word "well" popped up on Kishida's forehead. He picked up the phone angrily and pressed connect without saying a word. However, after his eyes fell on the caller ID, his muttering tone softened before he spoke. , said in a very gentle tone to the phone:

"What's wrong, senior sister, do you miss me?"

Compared with the tone when he didn't answer the phone, people at the scene might think that this is some kind of elite scene!

"Hey, what if I say yes?"

On the other side, Mingmei smiled in the dessert shop.

"That's a coincidence, I miss you too. No, I originally planned to call you after dinner, but you called me unexpectedly. This is a tacit understanding!"

Kishida deliberately raised his voice and said in an exaggerated tone.

"It's so fake~ No! Junior, you haven't eaten yet?"

Mingmei, who was a little amused at first, looked at her watch and said helplessly.

"Well, Officer Memu called just now and chatted for a while. By the way, we have to go to the Metropolitan Police Department later. You should prepare yourself first. After I finish eating, I will drive to pick you up. "

Since Akemi was on the other end of the phone, there was no need to worry about politeness, so Kishida took a bite of grilled fish and explained while eating.

"Oh, no wonder you were busy when I called junior fellow student just now." Mingmei said suddenly.

"Huh? Aren't you curious why Officer Megure is looking for us?"

Kishida was stunned and asked curiously.

Didn’t Officer Megure just say that he hasn’t informed the senior sister yet?

"It's not surprising! Because I was right there when Officer Shiratori called Xiaolan just now!" Mingmei explained with a smile.

"Xiaolan? Yuanzi won't be here, right?"

Kishida asked thoughtfully.

If Sonoko is also there, then the three of them have probably made an appointment to make chocolate together in the dessert shop today!

Well, the most likely possibility is that the two of them will learn how to make delicious chocolate from Mingmei, a pastry chef...

"Bingo~ Correct answer!"

In the kitchen, Mingmei glanced at Xiaolan and Yuanzi behind her, covering her mouth and smiling softly.

"As expected! However, you called me to ask me to pick you up? Hey, I thought you were thinking of me~~" Kishida's face showed surprise, but he pretended to be disappointed.

"Haha~ After all, we haven't seen each other for only ten and a half hours since we went to bed last night~" (ˊˋ)*

Hearing this, Mingmei couldn't help laughing.

"Tch! Let me tell you, if you speak too directly, you will lose me!" (ヮ)

Kishida took a mouthful of rice, then laughed and complained.

"Bah! Hurry up and come pick us up after finishing your meal! Just put away the dishes and dishes and put them in the sink. I'll just wash them when you get back in the evening. Okay, let's not talk about it now! I'm still here Busy, see you later, waiting for you~ Dudu!”

After Akemi spat at Kishida, she spoke a little faster, and finally hung up the phone without giving Kishida time to react.

"...."

Listening to the busy signal from the phone, Kishida swallowed the rice and laughed silently.

Is this wave of sugar-coated bullets trying to completely corrupt me and make me even more lazy and unable to live without you~~

It's a pity, I won't accept this! (￣￣)°

We are with you because we really like you, so we are with you, not because we want to marry a nanny and go home!

But speaking of the nanny...hehe~~I almost forgot, she hasn't put on the maid uniform yet for me to admire~~

Kishida was thinking wildly in his mind, and then like a whirlwind, he swept away all the food on the table.

"Hiccup~"

Ten minutes later, with a slightly rounded belly, Kishida couldn't help but burp while putting the dishes and chopsticks he had packed away in the sink.

"Wow~~"

Sure enough, as a flower grower, I am still not used to eating a bowl of white rice early in the morning!

If you change it to white porridge or fried rice, it's almost the same...

Why don't you ask your senior sister tomorrow to learn how to cook flowers?

With the senior's quick mind and hands, it shouldn't be difficult for her to learn a few home-cooked dishes...

Accompanied by the sound of gurgling water from the sink faucet, Kishida washed the dishes quickly while once again radiating his thoughts habitually.

~~~

"Kacha~"

Then, after waiting for another ten minutes and copying another video, the door of the small villa was opened, and Kishida was ready to go.

"Ling ring ring~"

It seems that there is surveillance installed everywhere, and the cell phone ringtone always rings at inappropriate times.

Kishida, who had just sat in the driver's seat, took out his mobile phone and took a look.

Come on! It must be to urge myself.

"Junior, it's not good for boys to keep girls waiting for too long~~"

Sure enough, less than a second after the call was connected, words came from the other side that made Kishida smile knowingly.

"Yes, yes, my princess, your Prince Charming is riding a white horse, galloping on his way to greet you!"

Kishida stepped on the accelerator and started the car while replying in a relaxed and entertaining manner.

"Pfft~ Mr. Prince, please be careful on the road and don't run into monsters~"

Mingmei couldn't help laughing, and smiled sweetly as Xiaolan and Yuanzi looked at each other helplessly.

"Okay! Huh? No..."

Kishida originally thought that she was just asking him to drive more carefully in disguise, so he just responded, but suddenly realized something was wrong, and couldn't help laughing out loud: "Senior Senpai, you have also read "Journey to the West"!"

But no, when a man riding a white horse encounters a monster, the first thing he thinks of is Tang Monk...

So, while Mingmei was telling herself to be careful when driving, she also joked that the person riding the white horse may not necessarily be a prince?

"Hmm~ Are you surprised?"

"Haha, that's not the case. After all, "Journey to the West" is so famous. But if I were Tang Sanzang, then you are not the princess."

Kishida chuckled. He just blurted it out, but now he immediately remembered that Monkey Sun is also very famous overseas. Otherwise, an uncle named Akira Toriyama would not have drawn a comic called "Dragon Ball".

"Oh? Could it be that Her Highness the Princess grew up to be the king of the daughter country?"

Mingmei said in a teasing and curious tone.

"No, no, no, although the king of the daughter country moved Tang Sanzang's mortal heart, the end result was that he would die alone, and there would be no good outcome!"

Kishida denied as he drove down the street.

"Then what do you think I should be?"

Mingmei was really curious now.

"Ahem, I think you should be a goblin, um, a goblin who wants to eat me~~"~ (′ε｀)

Kishida coughed strategically, and then replied with a serious tone and a pleasant pun.

Well, he also deliberately emphasized the emphasis on the words "eat me" in a frivolous way.

"Bah, bah, bah~~"

Sure enough, Mingmei blushed with embarrassment and spat at Kishida several times while Xiaolan and Sonoko looked at the blue sky speechlessly but could only see the ceiling.

My junior fellow student is so shameless! (///ˊˋ///)

"Hahaha~~"

Of course, Kishida's sultry laughter came over the phone after the teasing was successful.

"....Fairies will be fairies! But don't forget, no matter which fairy they are, they all didn't eat Tang Monk in the end~" Mingmei narrowed her eyes slightly and replied in a faint tone.

"Haha, uh...!!"

Hearing this, Kishida's laughter stopped abruptly.

I have so forgotten this time...

"Hehehe~" ()~

Suddenly, it was Mingmei's turn to giggle.

"Heh, he is indeed a fairy. Even his laughter is so charming."

The melodious and melodious laughter of Yan Yuying reached his ears through the mobile phone, making Kishida, who was speechless, couldn't help but joke again.

"Hahaha~~ Junior fellow, you, Tang Monk, have a very good Zen mind!"

Akemi smiled even brighter.

Even though they were just chatting across the phone, Kishida and Akemi seemed to be able to imagine each other's sweet smiles that could not be concealed on the other's face and eyes.

"No, no, with a fairy like you existing, how can I think of becoming a holy monk? If I really want to be a holy monk, I should be a monkey monkey~"

Hearing this, Kishida answered "like a stream" again.

"Huh? Isn't Sun Wukong specializing in fighting fairies? Why, junior brother, are you willing to fight me?"

Mingmei's tone instantly rose, and she joked dangerously.

"Fight? Of course you won't give it up! This is called subduing the goblin. Well, we will use our golden cudgel to subdue you, the goblin~"

Kishida raised his eyebrows, suppressed a smile, and spoke in a serious and explicit tone, but there was still a hint of frivolity.

Akemi:? ? ? (⊙⊙)

Surrender, my apprentice’s golden cudgel...! ? !

Mingmei thought for a moment, she was a twenty-five-year-old woman after all. Even if she was inexperienced, she was still thinking about it for a few seconds. An idea flashed and she suddenly understood. Her pretty face suddenly turned red, and her face was pink and moist. When her lips parted, she said in embarrassment:

"Pervert!! Big pervert! Junior, you are a hentai!"

"Hahahaha~"

"Bah, bah, bah, bah! Hundan, drive carefully, it's dangerous to talk on the phone while driving! Beep beep!"

Listening to Kishida's endless laughter, Mingmei covered her hot cheek with one hand. After spitting at Kishida several times, she heard him laughing more and more happily. She couldn't help but let out an angry low voice again, and quickly pressed the button. He dropped the phone and no longer wanted to give Kishida a chance to tease him.

"I'm not driving seriously... Dudu! Hehehehe~~"

Before Kishida's pun words could be heard, he heard the busy signal from his mobile phone and couldn't help but laugh again.

Even if this woman is so angry, she still has to find such a cute excuse to hang up on herself~~

With a deep smile on his lips, Kishida couldn't help but accelerate the accelerator, as if he wanted to see his senior sister's rosy face a second earlier.

However, have you forgotten something?

Oh, yes, guitar! !

屮! (fuck you)

Kishida suddenly let go of the accelerator a little more, because he suddenly remembered that the guitar he had customized had not been delivered to his door yet!

Damn musical instrument store, didn’t I promise that it would be delivered this morning? !

Alas, Officer Megure at the Metropolitan Police Department is waiting for me again...

Forget it, they were the ones who broke their promise anyway, so even if they happen to come to your door later, you have to let them go again in the afternoon no matter what!

Kishida cursed in his heart, and didn't hesitate any more. He suddenly made a decision in his heart, and then accelerated the accelerator.

No matter what, let’s go meet that cute fairy first~~ (*︶*)..:*

I didn't expect that I would be a little clingy...

If that guy Lao Yang knew about it, his jaw would be shocked! Haha~

Kishida pursed his lips, seeming to remember some interesting scene, and smiled contentedly.

~~~

"Thump thump~"

This big pervert is really getting worse and worse! !

In the dessert shop on the other side, she felt her heart beating violently, and seemed to recall the residual warmth of the big hand that was playing tricks on her heart yesterday afternoon. Mingmei felt her heart beating even faster, and even her breathing became slightly faster. , Green smoke gradually came out of his head.

Brother Kishida and Sister Chinami, they must be flirting again!

Yuanzi quietly gave his best friend a look that contained words.

Well, it should be! So envious~~

Xiaolan nodded slightly and looked back at Yuanzi with a somewhat envious look.

Yes, look at Qinami-chan, she is so happy that she is almost smoking...

Yuanzi shrugged helplessly, glanced at Mingmei from the corner of her eye, whose face was rosy and full of joyful smile, and gave Xiaolan another look.

smoke? too exaggerated.....

Xiaolan: Hey! ? smoke! ? ! Σ（°△°---）︴

Garden: ミ●﹏☉ミ

The two looked at each other, and then turned back mechanically, only to realize that it was the cocoa butter that Yuanzi had heated over water that had burned!

"Ah!! I gave Ah Zhen love chocolates!!"

Sonoko grabbed her hair with both hands and screamed with a look of collapse.

You know, this is her third time! ! In order for the chocolate to be completely made with her own hands, she insisted on finishing it by herself after watching Mingmei make a perfectly shaped love chocolate by herself.

However, no matter how careless she is and has no airs of a young lady, she is still a young lady who doesn't often have her fingers in the water.

So after Xiaolan accidentally failed once and made beautiful chocolates the second time, this was already the third time...

"Woooooo~~"（っ╥╯﹏╰╥c）

In an instant, Yuanzi, who had already let down his bangs, was in the kitchen. He was about to cry but had no tears. I felt sorry for him. Xiaolan and Mingmei looked at each other, shook their heads and looked at each other helplessly, and then...

The unkind and clear laughter of Xiaolan, Mingmei, and Nishitani Saki rang out in the kitchen.

The lingering sound is like an oriole coming out of the valley, and the aftertaste surrounds the entire dessert shop kitchen...

PS: It’s a big chapter with 4.4k words. I won’t open it. In order to order evenly, I will add more chapters~~Hehe

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