Conan's Kingsman

Chapter 1 I was sneezed to death?!

North America, the United States, Manhattan, New York, a prosperous place known as the city that never sleeps, is now occupied by police cars roaring past. Even the neon lights shining directly into the sky and the hustle and bustle of nightclub bars are covered up by sirens and car lights.

Some tipsy men and women were kicked out by the police who broke in, including some famous dandies in New York. Under the influence of alcohol, they were a little confused at first when they were kicked out by the police. After they realized what they were doing, they couldn't help but feel...

Jumping on his feet, he pointed at the policemen and yelled curses. In his mind, these usually obedient policemen would definitely kneel down and lick him after knowing his identity. After all, he was one of the few super second-generation people in New York. But he was wrong.

, instead of kneeling down and licking him, the policemen came up and beat him severely with their batons. "Shut up, you idiot, stop yelling here. I can't handle this matter with the entire New York Police Department."

After all this fun, am I still afraid of your dirty money?"

The confused second-generation rich man was carried by his friends to a bench in the street park. The group of people were still swearing, but the policemen didn't care. They were looking around nervously for something.

A young man walked up and asked, "What happened? You are so nervous." Most of the police officers did not answer. Only the policeman who beat someone answered angrily: "The director of the FBI was arrested in front of the New York City Bureau.

If someone is shot in the head, it’s going to be a big deal now!”

The young man still wanted to ask questions, but was rudely interrupted by the police. The New York police, who have always been famous for their efficiency, quickly took samples and investigated, then drove into the police car and rushed to the next location. The sirens blared for a long time, leaving behind traces of blood everywhere.

confusion.

All this was observed with binoculars by a man in an apartment not far away. After seeing the police walking away, the man raised a smile and shook his head disdainfully. He turned around and walked from the balcony into the kitchen, where the stove

Flames were spitting out from the top, and the blue flames were licking the bottom of the pan. The food in the pan made a "squeaking" sound under the action of heat.

The man's name is Su Yi, and he has a bloody professional killer. He just shot off FBI Director James Cruz's head from a distance of 2,400 meters, and the brains and blood spattered out instantly.

Those agents were all there. However, he swaggeringly carried his gun and rode his bicycle from the shooting scene back to the safe house he had prepared long ago. Not a single policeman came to question him the whole time.

This is not surprising. Su Yi can be called the most mysterious person in the killer world. He ranks third in the world in the killer rankings. However, this ranking is based on the number of tasks completed and the success rate. A debutant is not the best.

After five years as a killer, you can't expect him to rise to the top in one fell swoop. The reason why he is so secretive is because no one has ever seen his true face. He is tall, short, fat and thin. No one even knows whether he is a boy or a girl. His disguise skills

It's perfect, and there are many ways to complete the mission. Close-up assassination, long-range sniping, and the most disdainful attack by killers. For him, he can choose whatever is convenient.

At this time, Su Yi was calmly chewing bacon and fried eggs. The big event he had just done was being broadcast on the TV. The reporter on the TV station was trembling when he spoke. It was expected that the director of the FBI would come to NYPD for inspection, but he did not expect that he would be in New York.

Someone was shot in the head at the door of the police station, which shocked the reporters who were prepared. But luckily, they also got big news.

Su Yi ate his late night snack and yawned. He couldn't look like an Oriental at all now. At this time, he was a thoroughly American office worker with dark circles, swollen eye bags, and messy hair. He looked at

They all looked like white-collar workers returning home after working overtime. This outfit was obviously used to prevent the New York police from trying to find him through frantic searches. Therefore, when he returned here after the sniper attack, he disguised himself and used the sniper rifle.

They were broken up on the road and thrown into sewers and the Hudson River one by one.

But this night was very quiet except for the sound of sirens. No one came to check the apartment. It seemed that the New York police went to check the temporary hotels and rental houses. But he bought this apartment three years ago, and he also came here during the period.

He was not worried about being found out because he was living in the city. Just when he was getting dressed in the early morning and continued to play the role of an office worker, a sense of crisis instantly spread throughout his body.

At this time, Su Yi didn't care about any disguise. He rushed out of the door and went downstairs quickly. But unfortunately, this apartment was an old building and there was no elevator. He had no choice but to go downstairs, and 14

The distance from the building made him a little desperate, because the sense of crisis always lingered around him and could not go away. Just when he was about to rush out of the apartment, a violent explosion sounded in his ears, and his vision went dark.

,lose consciousness.

"Oh, damn, what's going on?" Su Yi rubbed his dizzy head, his eyes wandering, observing the surrounding environment. Just a few simple glances made him a little shocked.

What catches the eye is not the corridor or the ceiling of the hospital, but a vast expanse of starry sky, with seven-colored rays of light shining in the void, forming countless light strips rippling in the universe.

"Hey, mortal, stop looking around and give me your knees!" A rather magnetic voice sounded in Su Yi's ears.

Su Yi looked around for a while and saw nothing else except the starry sky.

"You damn mortal, look down, I'm here!" The voice was still full of magnetism, but there was a hint of frustration in it.

Su Yi was startled when he heard this, and couldn't help but look at his feet, and found a raccoon less than half a meter tall jumping around next to him and cursing.

That raccoon looks exactly like the Rocket Raccoon in Guardians of the Galaxy. He has a similar grumpy temper, but is a bit shorter and wears a stuffed dome hat, which makes him look particularly funny.

"Who are you?" Su Yi was stunned for a moment, then quickly regained his composure. He carefully looked at the strange species in front of him, "So are there talking raccoons in the world? What kind of rare species is this?

ah."

The raccoon's face turned dark when he heard this (raccoons' faces are all gray and black anyway, so it's hard to tell), and he touched it from somewhere and pulled out a huge hammer with a head as big as a table.

."If you keep talking, I will beat you to the ground and I won't be able to pick you up. Do you believe it or not?"

When Su Yi saw the huge hammer, his Adam's apple twitched and he swallowed hard. 'Okay, I won't say it anymore, you can say it."

The raccoon snorted coldly, "First of all, what I want to tell you is that you are already dead."

"Hmm, it makes sense. Then, are you going to resurrect me or what?" Su Yi was very calm. He was mentally prepared from the first moment he saw the environment he was in.

"How did you think of this?" The raccoon was stunned for a moment and asked.

"It's just simple reasoning, not even reasoning. Everyone can tell that this is definitely not the underworld, hell or the like. No ghost will grow up like you, right? Then it must be other people with supernatural powers.

The creature brought me here, and you definitely didn't bring me here to tell me the fact that I'm dead, so you brought me here to resurrect me." Su Yi said lightly.

"I can't tell you, a mortal, are quite powerful." The raccoon sighed. "Okay, I admit that I killed you with a sneeze."

Su Yi was about to say the next inference when he couldn't help but choked to death by what this raccoon said. At least his face was black, and he felt a bit dumbfounded. "So I was sneezed to death by you, then you

What kind of compensation should I be given?" "Why do you suddenly ask this?"

"You said I was killed by your sneeze, so according to common sense, I am just a microorganism in your eyes. In this case, you don't have to talk so much nonsense with me, and if you die, you will die.

Moreover, you took the initiative to greet me, who would say hello to a microorganism? To sum up, you must have gotten into trouble because of your sneeze, and you have to deal with the aftermath, right?" Su Yi looked at it.

The astonished raccoon looked a little funny.

"My master always told me to never underestimate the wisdom of mortals. It's true." The raccoon lowered his head and muttered. "Let me tell you clearly, I can't resurrect you in the real world. You are very special."

, so I can only send you to other worlds, the two-dimensional world."

"I don't care. Anyway, I have nothing to worry about in the real world. As for the second dimension, you mean cartoons?" Su Yi said with a bachelor look. "That's the second dimension! That's art! How can you use cartoons like this?"

Words to describe it!" The raccoon suddenly became furious, jumping and shouting, and kept spitting saliva from its mouth, which was so dense that it could be called a heavy downpour.

"Okay, okay, art art, absolute art." Su Yi broke into a cold sweat, but he wasn't sure whether it was cold sweat or saliva. "Well, how about I send you to the world of Detective Conan? Anyway, you

He is a killer and is very capable of fighting. Isn’t it a very satisfying life once he gets there?”

"But I haven't seen it," Su Yi said weakly. "It doesn't matter. I can instill some memories into you about the anime settings, and then give you a body that is the same as now. How about it?"

"Oh, okay, we're already on the pirate ship anyway, so I can't get away with it, right? When are we going to set off?" Su Yi sighed.

"Of course, now!" The raccoon suddenly laughed evilly and kicked Su Yi into the endless stars, "Bye bye!"

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