Confession Is Like Licking A Dog, Empress, Did You Travel Through Time To Kill Me?

The two of them looked at each other for a few times and felt that it would be shameful to quarrel again after listening to Lin Li's words, so they both shut up.

The anger of a young man goes away as quickly as it comes.

After all, they were too longing for college life, and the two quickly started chatting again.

After listening for a while, Lin Li also had a certain understanding of these two living treasures.

I am Levin, whose name is Hu Lu and whose personality is quite out-of-the-box.

Leng Ye, whose name is Hao Yingjun, claims that he is not short of money and wears brand-name goods. In order to show off, some of them don't even take off the labels.

I had been holding back my anger for eighteen years, but once I got to college, I was liberated. The topic quickly shifted from the initial topic of college advancement, life, dreams, etc. to girls.

"What do you know? You're just pretending to pick up girls and impress them!"

Hao Yingjun boasted, "Even if the girl thinks I am a nouveau riche, at least I am rich! If you don't tell me, the girl might not even know who you are!"

Hu Lu looked disdainful at the side: "Is there any girl who can join you?"

"Of course!" Hao Yingjun suddenly became excited, "I have more than a dozen friend application prompts. Although I didn't see who they were, most of them must be girls!"

"real or fake?"

"Come and see!"

Hu Lu didn't believe it and ran over to take a look. Hao Yingjun confidently opened the friend application column.

After looking at it for a long time,

Hu Lu stood silent and Hao Yingjun scratched his head anxiously.

Lin Li went over to take a look out of curiosity, and laughed out loud on the spot. This guy's friend application was all advertising, and his profile picture was a selfie of a middle-aged man.

"It's normal, it's normal! With the Internet, girls are so easy to chase now. Everyone has a high standard!"

Hao Yingjun saw that Lin Li was still laughing, and suddenly became anxious.

"Why are you laughing? If you have the ability, can you share your insights on picking up girls?"

"I don't plan to fall in love." Lin Li smiled and shook his head.

"cut!"

Hao Yingjun glanced at Lin Li with disdain, assuming that Lin Li was saying it to save face because he couldn't express his opinions.

Seeing Lin Li return to his seat, he ignored Lin Li and continued to look at Hu Lu.

Hu Lu smiled crookedly and turned on the taunting mode:

"That's it? That's it?"

"You also want to express your true insights?" Hao Yingjun was anxious again.

"certainly!"

Hu Lu took out his mobile phone complacently and said seriously:

"You can't cast a wide net like this. Everyone will think you are a silly boy. Who will want to fall in love with you?"

"You have to strike with precision, you see!"

As he spoke, he pulled out a contact and opened the chat interface. There were several densely packed pages.

Hao Yingjun was dumbfounded and somewhat doubtful about life.

Hu Lu was even happier and said excitedly: "Do you know who this person is?"

"who?"

"Do you know if there is a college beauty voting in the QQ group?"

"Uh-huh!"

"This person is the top vote-getter from the School of Computer Science, the beauty of the school: Jiang Xueer!" Hu Lu said with pride written all over his face.

"puff!--"

As soon as Lin Li heard the name 'Jiang Xue'er', she burst out laughing again.

Seeing Hu Lu and Hao Yingjun look over with displeasure, Lin Li coughed and waved his hand: "I choked on my drink. Go to the balcony and let's talk. You guys talk."

Then he got up and went to the balcony.

The dissatisfied sounds of the two living treasures could be heard behind them.

"Who are you, so unsociable?"

"It's just boring... Hu Lu, are you telling the truth? Did you really talk to the flower of the hospital, Jiang Xue'er?"

"Can it still be fake!"

"what relationship?"

"I feel like it's almost done!"

"I'm testing..."

Lin Li was embarrassed to hear these words.

It has to be Hina, who has only been with him a few times. If he chats more closely with someone, he will feel that he has won it firmly, but in reality, it may just be one fish in the other party's fish pond.

But that's normal. Wasn't he so naive back then?

Shaking his head, Lin Li picked up his phone and found that Qiu Shui had sent him several messages.

[Qiu Shui: Smiling Face [JPG]]

[Qiu Shui: How are you at school? Are there any bad guys? 】

[Qiu Shui: Be very careful. 】

How is this the same as my mother?

Lin Li couldn't help but laugh when he saw the news, feeling warm in his heart.

Before leaving yesterday, Qiu Shui didn't know how to use social software to chat. She could only call him. But he said yesterday that it was sometimes inconvenient to answer the phone at school. Today Qiu Shui learned to chat.

After thinking about it, he sent a few messages back.

[Lin Li: You should also be careful. If someone breaks into the room, even if it is a gangster, remember to give him a breath and don't beat him to death. 】

[Qiu Shui: Why? 】

[Lin Li: According to the law, excessive defense is a crime. 】

[Qiu Shui: I understand. We are now on the same household registration book. Zhulian Jiu Clan will affect you, but I won’t do it. 】

[Lin Li: An old man on the subway looks at his cell phone [JPG]]

Put down your phone,

Lying on the balcony, looking at the crowds of people on campus, it felt really comfortable. As I glanced back and forth among the crowd, I found a familiar figure at the entrance of the campus supermarket.

At the entrance of the supermarket, Jiang Xueer was holding her suitcase and was surrounded by a bunch of hungry seniors. It seemed that they were trying to help her with her suitcase and tell her some secrets about the school in order to show off and show off their power.

After all, this is a computer college, with a male-to-female ratio of 9:1. It is normal for seniors to be hungry and not selective about food, not to mention a beauty like Jiang Xueer.

But Jiang Xueer stood still, fiddling with her phone, as if she was sending a message to someone.

‘Isn’t it for Hu Lu? ’

Lin Li thought in his mind that if Hu Lu could really capture Jiang Xueer, it would save him a lot of trouble.

But then,

The message alert on his cell phone rang.

Lin Li suddenly felt bad. He picked up his phone and found a message from an unknown number.

"Lin Li, I'm Jiang Xue'er. I know you blocked my previous mobile phone number, so I made a new one.... Do you know? I'm in the same college as you. Last time you and I I said, I don’t mean it, but I want to prove that I do! Tonight, can you have a meal with me? I’ll treat you to it!”

Do you call an apology and a small gift worth tens of dollars sincere?

You want to buy me with a meal?

Lin Li was speechless for a while, and then added the phone number to the blacklist. He mourned for Hu Lu for three seconds in his heart.

When an honest person meets a scumbag, it's normal that he can't beat her, so he'll suffer a loss.

But now, it was useless to tell Hu Lu about Jiang Xueer's true face. Not to mention that he and Hu Lu were not that familiar yet, even if he told Hu Lu, Hu Lu would not believe it. People are like this. They forget other people's opinions as soon as they are heard. You have to experience them yourself to remember them unforgettable.

After leaving the balcony and returning to the dormitory, Hu Lu and Hao Yingjun were still talking about how to pick up girls. They glanced at Lin Li and ignored them as a tacit choice.

And at this moment,

The bedroom door was opened, and a young man who looked like a bamboo pole walked in. Hu Lu immediately greeted him.

"Li Wenguang, you're back. I saw you dropped off your luggage and left. What were you doing?"

"I'm going to do something." Li Wenguang didn't have a familiar character like Hu Lu, so he dealt with it hastily.

"Okay, okay."

Hu Lu was not embarrassed at all, "This guy with the nouveau riche temperament is called Hao Yingjun. If you have nothing to do, come and chat. Hao Yingjun and I are chatting about girls. You should be interested, right?"

"..."

Li Wenguang ignored him, looked at Lin Li sitting on the seat, raised his fingers, and widened his eyes, "You!"

"What's wrong?" Hu Lu was a little strange. He glanced at Lin Li and curled his lips, "Don't worry about him. Let's talk. He said he doesn't fall in love and has no interest in picking up girls."

Li Wenguang: "..."

At this time, Lin Li and Li Wenguang said hello: "Sorry, I'm really sorry for knocking you down today."

Yes, it's him!

Li Wenguang's eyes widened immediately. He still remembered the scene where he was stunned to death by the look from that pretty woman on the road. He looked at Hu Lu and felt a little strange.

"He's not interested in picking up girls?"

Hu Lu shrugged: "It seems so."

"..." Li Wenguang was silent.

I believe you!