Confession Is Like Licking A Dog, Empress, Did You Travel Through Time To Kill Me?

Jiang Heng jumped into the lake,

Lin Li was speechless, thinking about letting him fend for himself, when he saw this guy slowly swimming ashore again.

"Why are you up here?"

"cold!"

Jiang Heng was shivering. Although it was summer now, the night wind blowing on his body made him as cold as a grandson.

He glanced at Lin Li and hesitated to speak, looking like he was being deceived.

He had seen everyone Lin Li was talking to on his cell phone just now!

Although it was just a glimpse,

But Jiang Heng was still amazed. With such good looks, he could become a star!

And judging from Lin Li's attitude when he spoke, it was obvious that the relationship between the two was not that of brother and sister.

Then the answer is obvious,

‘Whoever is a serious person falls in love, am I the only one who is a serious person? ? ’

In Jiang Heng's heart, there were ten thousand alpacas rushing past. He waved his hands and walked away dejectedly like a defeated rooster.

Lin Li found it baffling.

But it's normal. Gou Jian may not be in good spirits if he gets drunk and goes crazy after being cheated on.

I remember that I just fainted when I was refused to express my love.

Shaking his head, Lin Li didn't think much about it. He just thought Jiang Heng was a passerby, and immediately made a video call to Qiu Shui. He was quickly connected. What caught his eyes was Qiu Shui's fair and small nose, and the tall bridge of his nose, as if he could Slide on it.

"What angle of death is this?"

He suppressed a smile, wondering if Qiu Shui's appearance was durable. This was simply the perspective of a horror movie.

"Why do you want to call me all of a sudden?"

"Did anyone bully you at school?"

Qiu Shui's voice was still cold. She seemed to have noticed the shift of the camera. She adjusted her phone, and her peach blossom eyes filled the entire screen. Her brows were moving, exuding an aura like mountain snow lotus.

"It would be nice if I don't bully others."

Lin Li smiled, admiring Qiu Shui's clear eyes, thinking that this might be Qiu Shui's excuse for missing him.

He thought for a while and said:

"Have you eaten? I haven't eaten yet. Do you want to come to our snack street and hang out with me?"

Hearing this, Qiu Shui's peach blossom eyes widened slightly. He blinked twice, revealing a moment of surprise, and then nodded slightly, his voice still cold: "Okay."

...

School has just started, and the snack street is crowded with freshmen and old students.

Rebirth is because of novelty,

As for old students, it is for new life.

These old boys, like hungry wolves, gathered in groups. Their eyes were scanning randomly. When they saw an amazing one, a group of people rushed over and knocked over it, making exclamations of exclamation.

"I haven't seen him before. He must be a new student."

"this is not bad!"

"I really like this!"

"How many crushes did you really have in one night?"

The old man was chatting and laughing when he suddenly saw a tall and elegant woman walking among the crowd, and he was stunned.

"I really like this one!" A boy with M bangs murmured, "No, this one is my favorite!"

although,

I have seen many beauties before, some are hot, some are pure, some are intellectual, they are all amazing.

But compared to the woman in front of them, they all became rouge fans.

"She's so beautiful. I've never seen her before. She must be a freshman! I don't know which college she is from... I don't know if she has a partner."

The boy with bangs looked dazed and was concentrating on admiring it. He wanted to muster the courage to go up and ask for his contact information.

Then he saw the woman being held by a young man.

The young man even gave him a middle finger.

A bunch of old students were almost grinding their teeth. Such a good-looking girl didn't expect to be attacked so quickly. This young man deserves to die!

Lin Li looked indifferent and even sighed that he was such a good person.

If these people really dare to come up and ask for their contact information,

He didn't take action, so Qiu Shui probably couldn't bear it anymore.

And at this time,

Sensing the warmth emanating from Lin Li's palm, Qiu Shui struggled slightly, but did not break free. He suddenly felt a little embarrassed and asked, "What are you doing?"

"To protect you, of course."

Lin Li looked confident, and then pointed to the snail noodle shop on the street, changing the topic very naturally.

"Let's go eat that!"

"Um..." Qiu Shui's small nose twitched twice, and she instantly frowned, "Why does it stink?"

"It smells bad and tastes delicious!"

Without saying a word, Lin Li took Qiu Shui to the store and found a bench to sit down on. He looked at Qiu Shui's frowning eyebrows and the look of disgust at the chef...

She probably thought that the chef was making a reply.

Lin Li felt a little funny in his heart, and he had the idea of ​​teasing. When the snail and lion powder came, he specially selected the smelliest bean curd and brought it to Qiu Shui's lips.

"eat."

".... Are you sure this is edible?"

"Can I still harm you? Don't talk, eat first and then talk."

"..."

Qiu Shui hesitated for a moment, opened her lips slightly, bit her teeth lightly, frowned and ate a piece of yuba, biting twice, but her eyes instantly glazed over.

Why is this food so delicious?

Somewhat suspicious, there was something wrong with her sense of taste, so she ate another piece in doubt...

Then came the process of vigorously fucking.

After finishing eating, Qiu Shui left the store with a little surprise on his face, thinking thoughtfully about Lin Li's saying of "smell the smell and taste the taste".

"Heizi, I want to eat that!"

"Which one?"

Following Qiu Shuiwen's lead, he saw a vendor selling Old Beijing Bean Juice on the street.

Lin Li's face turned dark at that time: "This stuff smells bad and gets worse when you eat it. It's just like the uncle's armpits that haven't been washed for three days, body odor!"

"The armpits haven't been washed for three days, don't they smell good?" Qiu Shui tilted his head.

"..."

Lin Li was silent for a moment, "You are a fairy, you are different!"

"oh."

It was approaching ten o'clock, the shopping mall closed, and the bustling students also returned to their dormitories. There were not many people on the road, and the dim street lights fell. Qiu Shui grabbed Lin Li's clothes and pressed against the curb.

"What's this?"

Suddenly, Qiu Shui saw a small card advertisement on a nearby telephone pole and read it softly.

"Door service?"

Takeaway, roast chicken for 999? Fun in big cities is all about spending time... Lin Li sighed inwardly, then tore off the small card and threw it into the trash can and said:

"Don't call if you see an ad like this."

"Why? Isn't this food?" Qiu Shui blinked twice and touched his stomach, feeling a little hungry again.

"Eating is a metaphor. This is the brothel's phone number."

"Borthello?"

Qiu Shui also understood, thought for a while and said, "I think according to the rules of this world, isn't brothel illegal?"

"There are still people who break the law. After all, pornography is the primary productive force." Lin Li shook his head, "Even if it is not in this form, you can still put on a layer of skin. Love is a good choice. Online cpdd, we can make an appointment the next day. Reality has nothing to do with it, it’s gone to sea.”

"How could this be?" Qiu Shui frowned.

In her mind, this is impossible, but in this world, it seems to be commonplace.

"But that's it."

Lin Li shrugged and looked around. There were nightclubs, bars and hotels everywhere near the school. They were brightly lit and business was obviously booming.

And at this moment,

In the alley not far from the entrance of the nightclub, a somewhat familiar figure came into view.

Jiang Heng was holding a bottle of wine, his face was fierce, and opposite him was a man with exaggerated makeup and a yellow hair with tattoos on his body.

Is this the suffering owner who has found Huang Mao?